This is a strange poem about a dream I had that was even stranger. I've written much better poems, but none of them were fanfics.
Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are standing there
But they're not
They get onto a flatboat
(Not Will takes his horse)
Suddenly, a tray pops out
The Crocodile Hunter is battling a croc
With a trident
"Crikey, she's a big 'un!"
Not Jack and Not Will jump on to a new fancy boat
Will smacks his head
"I forgot my horse!"