Beforehand, kinda like... um... in... before this... like, almost a prologue (or in this case a warning, perhaps...), um, I would like to state that in this fairy tale, I am not trying to offend anyone. I dunno why I'm taking such precautions with this, but, y'know, it's always good to be on the safe side. I feel that I might have unintentionally offended some people, so I decided to say that "I WASN'T TRYING TO OFFEND ANYONE, and I WASN'T MAKING FUN OF ANY ONE OR ANY ONE GROUP OF PEOPLE... except for the ones that happen to be made fun of in the fic..." So... now that that's been stated... time for the usuals!

Disclaimer: I don't own jack shit...

Well, okay… this is a matter of finding things like "the plot" and "the characters" and "the this" within a matter of what… ten minutes? Yeah… let's see if I can do that. Characters can't be that big of a problem, right? It's the plot that should come first… THEN, the characters will become a problem. Soooo… let's see…

THE ULTRA SUPREMO MMX FAIRY TALE...

One day, in the nice pretty ol' woods… um… there was… a little boy… uh… and his name waasss…………

His name WASSSS………

His name was Axl! So, this little boy… was… a little reploid boy! And he was sort of an immature, naïve one at that. Who, um, couldn't… uh… run. Yes, Axl couldn't run. How sad. He just kinda waddled. Axl the Waddler, he was dubbed.

So, he was… waddling… in this forest… all by himself. Waddling. In the forest. Alone. There lots of scary things in the forest when you're all alone waddling, but since Axl was a little bit on the slow side (being a waddler and all), and probably having ADD at that, he was just kinda not looking where he was going, enjoying the forest as it was.

AND THEN…

THEN CAME…

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UH…

A…

N…

AN EVIL COW!

Yes, an evil cow came to devour Axl the Waddler! Poor kid.

So, the evil cow came nearer, and nearer, bearing it's... evil... devilish... cow teeth (?)...!

"PH33R M3!" the evil cow roared, stomping up to Axl the Waddler, who was desperately trying to waddle away with his... um... powers of... horror novels!

"THE NIGHT SPEAKS FEAR INTO YOUR VEINS, EVIL COW!" Axl the Waddler yelled back, still waddling away as fast as his little waddling feet could take him. Pretty smart for a little waddling kid who was slow on the brain with ADD... "OMG YOUR BELL IS SO SHINY!"

So, naturally, he lost focus in a matter of like, two seconds. The cow came closer and closer... wait, no, the cow didn't. The EVIL cow came closer and closer! Bearing his evil devilish cow teeth, and taking each cautious step forward with domineering... dominance! He was about to chomp his teeth over Axl the Waddler's face, when all of a sudden...

((waits))

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...

... errrm...

A BRAVE, HEROIC... CONFUSED PONY leapt up out of nowhere! The confused pony was in actuality a confused reploid hunter man dressed in red. He was confused because he thought that he was a pony. Silly man.

So, this evil cow thing was a bit angered to see such a silly man running around like a stupid pony.

"I AM ZERO THE PONY!" he shouted, running and prancing about the forest like a moron. This made Axl the Waddler laugh with delight. Zero the Confused Pony-man rushed up to Axl the Waddler. "Waddler-man, RIDE ME! RIDE ME INTO THE SUNSET!"

The evil cow wasn't very pleased with this. He felt hurt and mocked because he felt that Zero the Confused Pony-man was making fun of his cow...-ness. So as Axl the Waddler was trying to figure out how to 'mount' Zero the Confused Pony-man, the evil cow rushed up to them, throwing angry chat-smileys at them.

"PH33R ME, YOU ST00PIDS! I AM 1337! RAAAWR! D: !"

To be continued...! Mwahahahaha! ((evil author cackle))

Wow... what the hell was I smoking when I was writing this? Zero theConfused Pony-man? Axl the WADDLER? Geez... this is gonna be like some kind of stupid reploid Robin Hood rip... hmm... then I guess that leaves me to figure out who the dame is... hahaha...

Ooohhhhh, and I didn't even get to Zero's super-power yet. lol. Mwahahaha!

Hehe, maybe I should do more 10 minute installments... things turn out to be ridiculously random when I do that. Man, I tell you, I was laughing my ass off when I was writing this. It wasn't nearly as funny when I read it over, but gosh it's fun when it's coming right outta your head that very instant...