Hehehe, okay, time for another 10 minute installment of the MMX Fairy Tale! To answer a few questions and negative responses…
… - iono. Lol it just seemed like a Robin Hood inspired thing. And the plot will probably be slightly similar. Or I might rip off of every other fairy tale, I really don't know, seeing as how I'm trying to not-prepare-in-advance for this as much as possible! Okay, on we go, and thank you very much for all of your reviews!
Yousho Leviathan - Hehe, I wasn't really trying to insult Axl. I was just trying to make him... err... comical. Yes. That's it. And I thought taking away his ability to run might make him quite comical.
THE MMX FAIRY TALE… CONTINUED!
Let's see… where we LAST left off…
Axl the Waddler was trying to mount Zero the Confused Pony-man, so that they could both RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET away from the eeeeevile cow. Of doom. And fangy, evil devlish cow teeth.
So.
They are... doin' their thing... lookin kinda weird... 'cause, y'know, wouldn't you say it looked kinda funny seeing this little waddling kid trying to get on top of this... silly man who thinks he's a pony? Next, what happend was...
The...
Evil Cow...
Rolled! He ROLLED down a cliff, and he hurt his ankle bone. The poor cow. Axl the Waddler felt kinda bad... 'cause he didn't think even an evil cow should have to roll down a cliff and hurt his ankle bone... but anyway...
When the evil cow landed...
He landed on...
A blue man.
The blue man had on a hat shaped like cheese. He was X the Cheese man. He liked cheese. Cheese of everykind! 'Cause he was a really cheesy man who didn't like to beat people up, b'cos he was a lil' blue pacifist man. Pacifist man... haha.
ANYWAY...
So, X the Cheese man was now FLATTENED like those little slices of American Cheese you buy at like, Safeway. But, he didn't taste like American Cheese. At least the cow didn't think so. Not that he was... eating X the Cheese man...
ANYWAY...
While Axl the Waddler and Zero the Confused Pony-man were having trouble mounting and being mounted, they heard a loud "BAAAAH!" from X the Cheese man. Apparently, he was a sheep, too. So... X the Cheese... Sheep... man... who was... flattened had yelled in pain.
"OW! YOU'RE ON MY... BODY! GIT OFF!" he shouted. Then, Zero the Confused Pony-man leapt off of the cliff with Axl the Waddler now securely mounted on him and gave his very furry battle cry.
"I WILL SCI-FI YOU!" Zero the Confused Pony-man shouted.
"AND THE GHOST WILL STRIKE GOOSBUMPS ON YOUR FLESH!" Axl the Waddler cried after him. The Evil Cow wasn't very miffed. Sad to say. Poor X was flat. Flat as a cheeeeese pancake. In Belgium. Well, in Belgium, things tend to be kinda large, like them Belgian Waffles. Those things are huge!
ANYWAY...
"RAAAAAWR j00 ARE NOT KEWL! D: " the Evil Cow shouted again, throwing more angry chat-smileys.
Then...
Out of nowhere...
X the Cheese Sheep man, Zero the Confused Pony-man, Axl the Waddler, and the Evil Cow heard a femme screech in the distance with a sort of manly break in it.
"EEEEP SAVE ME FROM THE DEMONIC FARMER! EEEEEP!"
X looked up at Zero the Confused Pony-man, who was still soaring in the air yet to land, and said...
"Y'know, that sounds like a very familiar that I think we might have run into eeeevery series if we had one..."
"I WILL SCI-FI YOU!" he said in response.
Well, now curious as to where and what the screaming was, X the Cheese Sheep man hopped onto Zero the Confused Pony-man and rode off into the sunse - wait... no, it wasn't sunset. It was morning.
So they rode off into the morning! Light! Yay!
And off they went into a...
biome...
of... mountanious sorts!
A mountain biome! Yes, they were in a mountain biome! Called the...
um...
Mountain Biome... Head... Quarters...
MBHQ!
All of a sudden, not paying attention to the girly manly screaming, Axl the Waddler said,
"I want ice cream."
No one was surprised.
"HELP MEEE! I'M BEING BEATEN WITH A TOY BOAT!"
Conveniently, MBHQ was shaped like a loooong tower. On the very top floor of the tower, there was a window. And Axl the Waddler, Zero the Confused Pony-man, and X the Cheese Sheep man looked up at the window to see...
A...
Very tall, bulky...
Bald man with a butt chin wearing a pretty pink poofy dress.
"HEELP MEEEEE! I'M BEING BEATEN WITH A TOY BOAT!"
"We'll save you! With space ships from Alpha Centauri!" Zero the Confused Pony-man.
"Shut up, silly pony man! No one reads your vapid sci-fi novels!" Axl the Waddler yelled. X wasn't paying attention at ALL, and he was looking at the ugly bald woman lady.
"BEATEN GIRL! LET DOWN YOUR HAIR SO WE CAN CLIMB UP IT!" he shouted. The Beaten Lady looked down at all of them with a look of utter disbelief.
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HAIR!"
Hehe, sorry if this one wasn't as good as the first. I wasn't really in the mood to write, but I figured I might as well do it anyway... xD So... yeah. w00t w00t there you go.