The X-men heard screams and ran out of the mansion. Then they stood and stared as Jean chased Pietro around the yard.
"How dare you spy on me!"
"But it's Crane Watch Day!"
"That's a bird, stupid!"
"But your legs are skinny enough!" Pietro sped up, laughing all the way as Jean screamed some more.
Scott flushed red when he heard some of the words she was using.
Xavier groaned. "I need a drink."
Storm blinked. "Can I join you?"
They left while the students just stood there.
Lance walked out of the kitchen as Pietro sped in. "What'd you do this time, lunatic?"
Pietro grinned. "Who says I did anything?"
"Your face says it all."
Pietro shrugged. "Just a little Jean torture."
As they talked, a few cheerleaders ran by their house screaming followed by a horde of pigs with Toad riding on top of one. He was waving one hand in the air while another gripped an ear.
Fred walked downstairs. He was reading something. "That's just gross."
Lance sighed. "What is?"
"It's Peace Corpse day. Who would want to celebrate peace around a dead guy?"
"That's C O R P S, you idiot! It has nothing to do with dead bodies!"
Fred nodded. "Oh, now I get it."
He walked toward the kitchen while Lance banged his head on the wall a few times.
Mystique had started to walk in, and stopped. "I think I'll take a cue from them… and celebrate Solo Vacation Day!" She laughed maniacally as she skipped away from the house. Then she screamed as a stray pig grabbed her by a leg and dragged her down the road.
"That's it!" She yelled as she continued to be dragged. "It's Refired, not Retired day too. I think I'll refire myself!"
She laughed some more. Then the pig let her go as it took a corner and she slammed into a car. "Hello Mr. President… want a cookie?"
(The Pig reference, is National Pig Day.)