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Chapter Three

"I can't believe him!" Fumed Slone as she and Rylee walked to there next class Herbology.

"Just shake it off." Rylee advised

"I know but I have detention tonight."

"But still did you se the look on Malfoy's face when you tackled him? It was priceless." Rylee said laughing.

"This is a serious matter we need to figure out what to do with Robbie." Slone said.

"Don't forget that he said that R.J was around here somewhere. But doesn't it feel good to have whipped the smirk off his face." Rylee said.

"Yeah it does this thing is just making me so stressed out. I need a cigarette." Slone said looking through her bag for a pack.

They reached the front doors just as Slone lights one Lily walked up to them.

"I just wanted to thank……SLONE OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DODING YOUR GOING TO KILL YOURSELF." Lily yelled.

Hearing Lily yell James, Sirius, and Remus ran over Peter was a couple yards behind.

"Lily what's wrong?" James asked seeing Lily holding a pack of cigarettes over Slone's head so that she couldn't get them.

"She is slowly killing herself." Lily said angrily turning to him.

Slone finally managed to get hem back when Lily wasn't paying attention.

"Lily back up a few steps I'm not in the mood." Slone said threateningly.

"Lily I would listen to her if she doesn't get enough nicotine in her system she turns rabid." Rylee said almost too seriously.

Slone lit another one up smirked at Lily and walked towards class.

"Slone I'm doing this for your own good." Lily said.

She then grabbed the pack again then started breaking the cigarettes inside in half. Slone made a lung for Lily but James grabbed her around the waist with sharp reflexes.

"NO MY NICOTENE! LILY YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST." Slone yelled

When James saw that Lily was done he let Slone go. She fell to the ground and desperately picked up all the broken pieces and started cradling them to her heart.

"My friends look at you. She didn't mean it. LILY YOU KILLED THEM!" Slone yelled at her.

"You know I think Malfoy was right when he said she was loony." Sirius said giving her the strangest look.

"Hey I said that too." James said.

"No you said I was insane. God are you that retarded you can't even remember who you insulted." Rylee said rolling her eyes.

Slone was still cradling them and looked like she was about to cry or have another tantrum.

"Its ok Slone we have rolling paper in the room and plus you have so many packs remember." Rylee said.

"You right but I am so fixing these now." Slone said and pulled out her wand. She mumbled a spell and the cigarettes fixed themselves. She put them all back in there pack and her an Rylee walked away.

"What's rolling paper?" Sirius asked.

After Herbology Slone and Rylee came in 5 minutes late for lunch. Slone took out a pair of reading glasses and a book. They both took out books and started reading completely ignoring the rest of them. Lily came and sat down across from them.

"Slone I can't be friends with someone who smokes." Lily said flatly

"Fine Lily just remember that I smoke too." Rylee said.

"Rylee is right if you can't accept us for who we are then that's your problem." Slone said in a matter of fact tone.

"Come on Slone we have Defense Against the Dark Arts." Rylee said and they stood up together heading out of the hall without looking back.

When they got there they were in for another surprise.

"You have got to be fucking playing us. Rylee said when she saw R.J

"Rylee." R.J said.

"Yeah, yeah watch the language." Rylee muttered.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Slone asked surprised.

"I'm the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher." He said with a smirk looking at them.

"No shit Sherlock." Slone said sarcastically rolling her eyes.

"If you would please take your seats." R.J said motioning at the seats in the front row. But of course they saw in the back.

"Ok why the hell is god punishing us?" Rylee said angrily.

Halfway through the class R.J brought a vampire out of the closet. The whole time he kept asking Slone and Rylee questions about them.

"When my father hears that you brought a vampire into the classroom he'll have you fired." Malfoy yelled.

"And when Malfoy's dad does get you fired I hope a muggle gets your job." Slone yelled the class grasped and Rylee started laughing.

"Slone I hate to do this but 10 points from Gryffindor and 10 points from Slytherin. I'll also be seeing you both after dinner tomorrow since I know you both have detention with Professor Matthews tonight." He said.

"R.J your being totally unfair." Rylee said shocked/pissed.

"That's Professor Muldoon." R.J said sternly crossing his arms.

"Really because right now I want to call you Professor Dickhead." Rylee snapped back.

"You can join them tomorrow night." R.J said looking at her.

"Professor think about it your being unreasonable." James said standing up in there defense.

"Mr. Potter please take your seat." R.J said turning to look at him.

"No I don't thin so. Rylee and Slone told us about you and Professor Matthews on the train and how you want them to stop having sex with people and become nuns." James said.

"Oh my god is he really saying this." Slone said to Rylee.

"Yeah and is it me or is R.J blushing." Rylee said.

"Oh he is so totally bushing." Slone said laughing.

"Mr. Potter just for that little outburst you can join them tomorrow night." R.J said.

"Fine." James said sitting back in his seat with a huff.

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