Chapter 2

"NO!",Kagome insisted,"No way no how am I cutting my hair!!!"

"Aw,c'mon,scared to part with your lovely locks rapunzel?",Sango mocked,comeing closer with the siccors.

"C'mon,other boys have long hair! Inuyasha for eample!",Kagome said defensivly grabbing her hair in her hands.

"Okay",Sango sighed,dropping the siccors,"Go put this on and wash up the make-up and let's see you".

Kagome did as she was told.

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"What!!!",yelled a very pissed hanyou!

"I told you,Kagome is going to our school for a little while,but you can't tell anyone!",Miroku demanded.

"Why",Inuyasha asked,exaperated.

"Because I dared her too and she never backs down from a dare",Miroku said matter of factly.

"Oh,well that is so wrong! Who is she anyways?".

"My friend from elementary school.She's best friends with Sango,you remember her at least dont'cha?".

"Ye.... hold up! Is Kagome the one from the picnic last year?"

"The one who bitch-slapped you'r girlfriend and dumped punch on your head?".

"Yeah! that's the one!".

"Little bitch.So that's Kagome".

"Yeah,and I suggest you don't get on her bad side Inuyasha.She may be a girly girl,but she can get pretty pissy if she wants to".

"Yeah l;ike she could take me!!!".

"Inuyasha,you naughty boy.."

"I DON"T MEEN THAT WAY YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"!.

"i know,but really,she did a good job of takeing Kikyo once provoked".

"Okay,i'l admitt Kikyo was asking for it then,but still".

"Um..Inuyasha there is more than one reason why you don't wanna piss her off".

"Well what are they".

"Well,one: I can spill you'r little secret".

"You wouldn't!".

"Oh yes I would Hanyou Boy!".

Inuyasha flinched.he hated it when Miroku held that over him.It was like he was one of those kids from so long ago.But all in all Miroku was his friend,and every time he did it,ended up the same as it just did.

"Chill dude",Miroku replied,placing a hand on his friends shoulder,"I don't meen nothin by it".

Inuyasha sighed,"Yeah I know".

"Good,but like I said,no pissing off Kagome amd remember,i'm doing this for you'r own protection!".

Inuyasha just snorted.

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Kagome took a deep breath,scared to come out of the bathroom.What if she looked totally screwed up.

"Kagome,come on out before i'm in a walker",Sango yelled through the door.

"Hold up woman!",Kagome shot back,opening the door and walking out.

"How do I look?".

"Li..li...li....like a..a..",Sango stammered.

"Like a what?!".

"Like A man with Boobs!",she exclaimed,clutching her stomach as she started to laugh relentlessly!

"C'mon Sango! Seriously!".

"Seriously,you look like this Ninja dude! Totally cool! cept for the chest!".

Kagome sighed.

"I'l take care of that,I'l wear a baggy shirt,now c'mon, i'v never learned how to braide hair",she sighed.This was so against the girl's unwritten code of honor.

# 2300:Always be able to preform all sorts of hair styles in case of an extreme hair braiding emergency!

Kagome put on her shirt and tight pants and in her all black bot wear,she took her first steps toward Miroku's house,where he would tell her,her new him name.

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"WHAT!",she screamed!," I DEMAND A NEW NAME!".

Miroku laughed nerviously,"Relax Kag,Kuso isn't you'r real name,it's Kayoko,okay?".

Kagome breathed heavily,like after a heart attack.

"Better,oh and Sango get up ofa the floor".

She kicked the rolling lump on the floor earning a pained yelp!.

"So,my name is Kayoko,and I am a boy,and I go to Rumiko Takashi Boarding School,great,my life is gonna be kuso,instead of my name!".

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Translations:

Kuso shit

Hanyou half-breed

Hey ppl! i finaly put up this chapter! yea celebrate! yea! enjoy cuz the second one will take a little while,but it will involve Kago.....i meen Kayoko,going to Rumiko Takashi Boarding School !