Chapter 5

Kagome sighed.Inuyasha had gone to one of the classes that she didn't have,and she hadn't gotten her schedual anyways,so now she was just stareing at the celing.Thinking.Trying to figure things out.

'Okay,my name is Kayoku,when people call it I need to answer to it.I need to keep Inuyasha off of my tail,and find Miroku.I need to avoid all girly thngs for a months,and change my celly ( cell phone ) ring from Barbie Girl to somethin else... maby somethin from the computer,yeah a song, 1985! yeah I love that song!! Oh,but i'm getting off topic! I also have to manage to be home on the weekends when my family gets back. The only reason I could come here wuz cuz my Mom's gone and I ain't gotta babysit the twirp".

She sighed again and rolled onto her belly on her bed.

'Okay,so they will be at my Aunt's house every weekday for two months,I only gotta play it up for one month... they come back on the weekend,easy enough'.

She took a deep breath and sat up,just as Inuyasha and ,thank God , Miroku,and unfortunally,Koga and some guy she didn't know.

she glanced as Miroku looked at her,stareing each other in the eye,before Miroku started laughing.

"Kayoku?",he choked out,"Y-you'r Inuyasha's room mate?!".

"Yes, Roku,I am",she replied,empahsis on Roku,the stupid little kid name that his mother called him.Only her and Sango knew about it,that she knew of.Of course,Inuyasha knew too,but she didn't know that.

Koga,Inuyasha,and the unnamed boy who I will call unnamed boy,stared at Miroku,before bursting out laughing too!Miroku however stopped,blushing deep crimson and sending pleading looks at Kagome who just smirked. If she had to cross dress,he would be forced to endure humilliating tortures too!

Eventually,after they all gathered themselves from the floor,They wanted to have an explanation for all of this.

"Roku?",Inuyasha snorted,"I told ya he was gay".

The unnamed boy's eyes dazzled freakishly,before Mirkou slamed his books into the back of Inuyasha's head,getting them into a rather loud argument!

Meanwhile,Kagome,Koga,and unnamed boy were left to watch the fight,or talk to each other.

"Hey",Koga said stepping up to the new boy / girl ,"I'm Koga,i'm guessing you'r name is Kayoku,judging from the pervert's exclamation",he held out his hand.Kagome shook it,mourning the loss of her pretty fingernails.Their beautiful French manicure! She scowled in her mind at her short,stubby,jagged,boy's fingernails that she now modeled. She hated them!

Unnamed boy however,was just stareing at him / her, oquardly.But Kagome didn't notice she was too busy with everything else.

"Are they gonna be okay and do they do this often?",she asked,as the three of them gatherd into a line to watch Miroku and Inuyasha roll around on the floor.

"Um...they were never okay,and yeah they do this a lot",Unnamed boy responded,for once not watching him / her.

Kagome,after a little while, got bored with it and stomped into the fight.At the moment,Miroku had Inuyasha pinned,for the moment, with his legs spread and his arms crossed.Kagome smiled wickedly, and lifted her foot in the middle of it.She brought it down fast and landed it right between his legs,earning a pained yelp!Mirou had jumped back in surprise.

Kagome snickerd,and watched him as he nursed his privates,the best he could without looking like he was playing with himself.It was't very easy,and releaved very little pain.

Meanwhile,Koga and Unnamed boy ( don't worry i'l get him a name soon.... maby ) Where laughing their heads off at their friends pain.But you couldn't blame them,this was funny,and he had been asking for it!

It was late,and Kagome was looking at her glass of vodca,swishing it around in her glass.She had never really drank much.But let the world know that she could hold her liquor better than most guys!And when she did drink,she drank alot!She just didn't do it often.

"Hey Kayo",Koga laughed a little , drunk," Take a sip,just a little bit,it aint gonna bite!".

He burst out in drunk laughs!

Inuyasha glared at him,then glared over on the floor. Unnamed boy was passed out there,he was one gut who Could NOT hold his liquor.He passed out after his third glass,and considering that two of those glasses were coke that was pathetic.Really,the guy got drunk on coke! Oh yeah,and that third glass,a shot glass of tequila.

Kagome looked into the swerlie drink.It was good,and Koga was happy,and Unnamed boy was alseep,and Inuyasha was takeing shots,of what she didn't know.She sighed,what could it hurt, and brought the glass to her lips.

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"Hey waiter pass me another!".She was hooked!

Inuyasha glanced over at her / him.After her third glass of Vodca.

"Yo Kayoku!",he yelld,as the only seemingly solber person in the room,besides Kagome.

'Hmp? dude not's so bad,bit of a pansy though,bet he can't take more alchohol then me! haha,i'l show him! One drinking contest,comeing up!'.

Inuyasha smirked.He had revenge to get!

"Yo,dude",he called,"You. Me..",he was cut off.

"Oh Inu",she giggled in a flirty voice ,"and you call me gay!",she smirked.He was too easy!

He shook slightly with anger,or it might have been the sound waves of the roaring laughter,shakeing the place,but either way he was shakeing.

"You gay idiot!",he yelled,"I'm trying to challange you to a drinking contest!",he waved to the waitress to get the regulation ammount of drinks,and a few people gatherd around.After all,what could be better than watching two people drink themselves into alchohol poisoning and passing out onto the floor?! Exactally!

& two hours later &

Kagome's world spun.The floor was above her,crushing down on her lungs,and the next thing she knew she was out! Little did she know that she won three Tequilas ago!.But she had been too drunk to notice,but oh wel,she had set a new bar record.

The only problem would be getting back on campus in time.But nobody really cared.

( A/N: yes I call it a campus cuz i think that's wut it iz,but they ain't in collage! )

Okay ppl! here it iz,ur next chappie! enjoy it and see if u can guess who unnamed boy iz! i will give you a clue at the end of every chappie!Review me and tell me who u think! it's really easy and obvious!

clue #1 : he is already featured in the anime :

Sucky clue i kno,but too bad deal wit it!