"Malfoy, I'm surprised you aren't just skipping my sessions."
"I told you, Weasley, I have to come."
"Oh, yeah."
-Mockingly- "Oh, yeah."
"Shut it, Malfoy. I'm not used to having you as a patient."
"I'm not used to having you either."
"…"
"Stop, Weasley."
"…Stop what!"
"Staring at me like I'm crazy."
"I'm not staring at you in any particular way, Malfoy."
"Why are you staring at me at all?"
"Fine. I'll shut my eyes. How's that?"
"Better."
"Your spoiled, Malfoy."
"Keep those eyes closed, Weasley, I see you peeking at me."
"They are closed! I wouldn't look at you in my wildest dreams."
"Please, Weasley, exclude me from any of your wild dreams."
"Your excluded from all my dreams."
"Well, that's a relief."
"Why would you care if I dreamt about you anyways, which I don't."
"The last thing I need is some drooling Weasley following me around with a giant crush on me."
"Malfoy, if you use crush and Weasley in the same sentence as you, make it something more… violent."
"Weasley, am I being threatened? I don't respond to threats well."
"The way I hear it you don't respond to anything well."
"What do you mean, the way you hear it."
"You know… rumors."
"WHAT RUMORS!"
"Ah, ah, ah, Malfoy. Watch that temper."
"Weasley, what did you hear?"
"Oh, just about a little feud with you and Parkinson."
"And…"
"About a breakup."
"So what! We broke up. Couples do that all the time."
"The way I heard it, Malfoy, you took it pretty hard."
"What?"
"Moping around."
"I certainly was not!"
"Crying on lunch break."
"I don't take lunch breaks so HA!"
"Taking days off! That's irresponsible."
"I… I wasn't feeling well!"
"For a week?"
"Weasley, I'm sure you've had your heart broken before too."
"…Excuse me, could you repeat that?"
"I said I'm sure you've had your heart broken too."
"Say the last part, please."
"You've had your heart broken t-"
"Ah HA!"
"What!"
"She did break your heart!"
"Weasley, She did not!"
"Oh yes she did! You said too!"
"Your getting off subject. Have you had your heart broken?"
"Malfoy, we're talking about you right know."
"What do you want to know?!"
"Why'd she dump you?"
"That's really none of your business."
"Ok, fine, let's play a game."
"…I'd rather not play anything with you."
"Just hear me out."
"Ok, Weasley, shoot."
"I ask you a question you have to answer then your turn."
"Is this one of your little exercises for the crazy people you see."
"No, but that's a good idea."
"Weasley, I'm not in the mood to play games with you."
"Malfoy, It's just a game don't be a baby."
"Don't call me baby, Weasley, I don't like pet names."
"Why not, you already act like a dog. Might as well give you a name."
"Look are we gonna play this stupid thing or not."
"Alright, you go first."
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yes, who really hasn't?"
"Who broke your heart?"
"My turn!"
"Who broke your heart?"
"It'd be cheating to give you two turns."
"Argh, fine ask me a question."
"Why did Parkinson dump you?"
"For someone else. Now, who broke your heart?"
"Harry."
"You dated Potter? Should have seen that coming!"
"Fine! Who did Parkinson leave you for! I'm surprised she left the Slytherin king."
"… Weasley… You… don't know who she left me for…?"
"No… I wouldn't have wasted a turn if I had known."
"I don't want to play this stupid game anymore."
"We can't quit on my turn!"
"I'm telling you, Weasley, I QUIT!"
"Malfoy, you really do have a bad temper."
"Probably because I'm stuck in this room with you!"
"Not like I enjoy it either."
"Stuck in a room with the hottest wizard on earth? You know your lying."
-Sarcastically- "I need to glue my feet to the floor to stop myself from flinging myself on you."
"I'm glad you found a method to hold back. I'd rather stay clean if you don't mind."
"I'd rather have my brains pulled slowly from my head through my nose then be on you, Malfoy."
"I'd just like to see you getting your brains pulled out through your nose. One down six to go."
"All I have to worry about is killing you, Malfoy!"
"Weasley, I thought I told you! I don't respond to threats well."
"I don't respond to you well."
"Watch that temper, Weasley! Your starting to sound like me."
"Malfoy, I really want to strangle you right now."
"I really want to strangle you all the time."
"Ugh!"
"What?"
"Malfoy, you are the most irritating, annoying, frustrating thing on Earth!"
"That's a stupid thing to say."
"No, it's a truthful thing to say."
"I beg to differ."
"Beg all you want it won't change the truth."
"Weasley, I don't beg."
"You did yesterday."
"Your getting off point!!"
"Then what's your bloody point?"
"You haven't met everyone on Earth… So you don't know yet."
"MALFOY!"
"What!"
"It has been bugging the snot out of me!"
"I'm sorry I've been bugging the snot out of you, Weasley, but I'm suppose to be."
"Who did Parkinson dump you for!!!"
"…Oh…I thought you said me."
"Huh?"
"You said it's been bugging you. I thought you said I had been."
"No, I said it."
"So I'm not bugging you?"
"Yes, you are but that's been bugging me more."
"So I'm not the most irritating, annoying, frustrating thing on earth."
"I…Uh…Um…Ergh… No…"
"YOU were WRONG!"
"Tell me!"
"Tell you what, Weasley."
"Who did Parkinson leave you for?"
"Weasley, It's time for me to go."
"No, please!! I need to know!"
"Weasley, have you ever heard of the saying 'Curiosity killed the cat.'"
"Yeah, so."
"Think about it."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…WEASLEY!"
"So what! I'm not gonna get killed by knowing."
"Potter, Weasley. She left me for Potter."
"…Harry?"
"Yes, your beloved Harry Potter."
"…How… Long ago?"
"A year and three months."
"…Oh…"
"Now, Bye, Weasley. Until tomorrow!"
"Yeah… Um… bye…"
"Told you, Curiosity killed the cat."
A/N: Right, well this is kind of a boring chapter but I had to establish you know that they're single which they are and they both know it. Well I'm not so happy with this chapter but next chapter it's gonna be more flirting! Yay! I'm gonna try and make it longer because I'm not really happy about this. I wrote this chapter 4 times and this was the happiest one I made. So read and review and tell me what you think! Oh yeah and read the other stories too!
Disclaimer: AH! In chapter One I forgot this soooo I'm not J.K. Rowling and I never will be and I'm only putting it in this chapter because I'm sure I'll forget it in the other chapters too!