"Afternoon, Malfoy."

"Weasley."

"…"

"Look, Weasley, I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you that."

"It's Ok. When Harry and I were dating I had a feeling there was someone else."

"He was actually cheating on you?'

"Yup, Parkison won over me."

"At least Pansy had the decency to dump me before she cheated on me."

"Rub it in, thanks."

"Oh, Sorry."

"Malfoy, your half Ok when you want to be."

"Should I be taking this as a compliment?"

"Closest thing to a compliment you'll ever get from me."

"Right."

"…"

"I really don't understand, Potter."

"Why do you say that?"

"Pansy is absolutely gorgeous, but her personality is the worst."

"Are you saying I'm ugly?"

"No, Weasley, but Pansy is supermodel material. The only thing wrong with her is she had the brain of a goldfish."

"Harry isn't shallow is that's what you're hinting."

"Look at the facts, Weasley! He chooses a brain dead superficial blonde babe, over an incredibly unique, intelligent, witty, red head. At least you can carry on a conversation with someone."

"… Thanks…"

"Pansy on the other hand! She'll pull out a pocket mirror and constantly prep herself. Looks only last for so long."

"Harry never really liked having long conversations."

"Potter is an idiot. That's a vital part in a relationship is being able to hold and enjoyable conversation."

"He mainly liked to sit by the fire and play with my hair or look into my eyes."

"… Are you serious?"

"… Yeah… in fact I can't remember once when we had an actual conversation!"

"Oh?"

"Malfoy, you dated Parkinson! Does that make you shallow?"

"Yes, and I'll be the first to admit it. I was totally in love with her looks."

"… And she still broke your heart?"

"Yes, she was the first girl to ever dump me."

"… And that's what made you sad?"

"Look, Weasley, I thought I was losing my touch!"

-Laughs- "Malfoy, there's more to life then wooing women."

"No, not to me there isn't."

"People live without love sometimes for their whole lives!"

"Look, Weasley, to come people a career is everything, to others it's how they look, maybe to some it's their friends and family. From careers you can get fired, looks only last for so long, friendships die and so do family members. When you fins your soul mate it is something that lasts forever."

"… Wow…"

"What?"

"Malfoy, that was really deep."

"I'm a complicated person."

"I didn't know there was a poetic side to you. I just thought you were a giant mass of hair gell and insults."

"That's because you don't know me."

"I don't know you now."

"More then you did yesterday."

"True… But there's still a lot I don' t know."

"No on ever knows a person completely, not even themselves."

"Yeah… I guess you're right."

"I know."

"Ugh! You always know just the right thing to say."

"Thanks."

"I was being SARCASTIC!"

"I know, Weasley, don't have a cow."

"I wasn't!"

"I'm beginning to think you have more of an anger problem then me."

"No, you just know how to rub me the wrong way!"

"Please, Weasley, I would never rub you."

"Good! I would hate to have murdering hands on me."

"The only things I've murdered are flies."

"Is that what they call muggles now a days."

"Weasley, watch it. People compare me to Lucius to much and if you don't watch that fowl tongue of yours you'll end up with a broken nose."

"Sorry…"

"I bet you are."

"Fine! I take my apology back if you're going to act like that."

"Indian Giver."

"I am not!"

"Then give me my apology back."

"Fine, I apologize."

"Accepted."

"Malfoy, let's change the subject you're getting me mad."

"Alright what would you like to talk about?"

"What exactly did you do to get these sessions?"

"Ugh, not with this again."

"Come on, did you beat someone up? Throw a chair out the window?"

"Weasley, honestly you do have an active imagination."

"Well, Knowing you it had to have been something violent."

"Not necessarily."

'Well then tell me, Malfoy!"

"I'm surprised it isn't on a report they sent you."

"… Oh YEAH!!"

"Wait!"

"Mwahaha… Mr. Draco Malfoy is assigned Anger Management sessions to help work on his temper. He constantly insulted employees, and complained about how insufferable work conditions were. It got on my nerves so now he is here. Please help him with his insults and anger towards the rest of the world. I fear he may be suicidal with such an attitude. I would hate to be responsible for the death of someone else. Thank you very much."

"…You had to read it aloud."

"You… suicidal."

"Yes, I know quite absurd."

"Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Someone thought that you… Draco Malfoy… Would be suicidal."

"Yes, is there a problem with this?"

"BESIDES THAT YOU LOVE YOURSELF MORE THEN ANYONE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD, YES!"

"I resent that mark!"

"Oh, come on. Who do you love more then you?"

"…Well no one yet."

"Tsh, no one ever!"

"So your destining me to die a lonely old man in my bed without someone to love?"

"No, you won't be lonely."

"Then what will I be, All future seeing Weasley."

"Rich."

"And…"

"And have lots of women around you."

"…"

"So you won't be lonely."

"Take that back, Weasley."

"Take what back?"

"That I'll have lots of women around me."

"Why?"

"Because I only want one woman at my side when I'm dying."

"Who, your mom?"

"No, you freckled freak, my wife."

"Will she be twenty years younger then you waiting for you to die so she can go shopping with your money?"

"No, she'll be the same age as me, withered, wrinkled, and old, holding my hand and telling me how much she'll miss me."

"Ha, keep dreaming, Malfoy. The only person that would miss you after your gone is you."

"Really? And who would miss you, Weasley? Your cheating boyfriend?"

"…You can go now, Malfoy."

"Look, Weasley. That came out wrong."

"I'll say you successfully completed your sessions with me so you won't have to come back tomorrow either."

"I said it out of anger, Weasley, don't tell me you've never done that."

"MALFOY! I've had enough! Yes, I won't lie. I have said things out of anger before that I deeply regret. That is exactly why I have lost many friends in my past. Now, please, go away I never want to see your face again!"

"…But, Weas-"

"BYE!"

Sorry, I wanted to modify this chapter. I know it's been absolutely forever since I've updated but I just haven't been in the mood to write lately. I didn't like how things were turning out it was getting to mushy for me so I changed it back to where they fought. I don't like them getting along very much. Too bland, their relationship needs anger, and playfulness to keep it alive :-D well look for more chapters!!