Chapter One

Disclaimer: No, I don't own yugioh. Miako is my character, Providence belongs to my friend.

Miako: Before we begin, let me explain why I wrote this. Originally, it was to cheer my friend, Providence, up. Well, after a while, we began enjoying seeing what new random, insane things I could come up with and she suggested I put it up so other people can enjoy our insanity. So, here it is.

One stormy night... well, it was actually a dark dusk... Yuugi Mutou, Katsuya Jounouchi, Ryou Bakura, and (I gasped) Seto Kaiba had decided to take a road trip. Little did they know, two very insane, hyper, (and one who was also demonic and vampish) fangirls would be going with them and causing pure chaos. Yuugi drove up in front of Kaiba Corporation to pick up Seto Kaiba. Jounouchi and Ryou were already in the car. When they arrived, Miako was waiting outside.

Miako spotted them and shouted for her friend. "PROVIDENCE!! THEY'RE HERE!!"

Seto came out at that moment. "I thought I got rid of you."

Miako blinked and smiled innocently. Then myewed. Everyone stared at her. Miako glared at them all as she climbed into the car. "YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT PROVIDENCE!"

Joey looked at her. "Why..."

Miako glared. "Because... I SAID SO!"

"Eep!" Jounouchi yelped and dove into the trunk of the car to hide, whimpering. Seto rolled his eyes. "Hmph. We already have to deal with the mutt. We don't need two nuts along as well." From the trunk came Jounouchi's muffled voice, "EN FOT E NUTT!"

Ryou blinked "Er... what did he say?"

Miako smiled at him "He said 'I'm not a mutt.' NOW, PROVIDENCE, GET OUT HERE!!"

They all sweatdropped. Except for Miako of course. Providence popped up between the front seats and glanced at Seto. Then she glanced at Yuugi and glomped him. "YUUGI!" Yuugi's eyes went wide with fright and he squirmed as Seto snickered. Miako shoved Yuugi out of the driver's seat and climbed in. "Move it, Shorty. I'm driving now."

Yuugi glared at her. "I'm not short!"

Miako smiled, sticking her tongue out. "Of course you are!" Seto snickered as Miako smiled sweetly again and then turned to glare at him. "SILENCE!"

Providence was still hugging Yuugi. "It's ok, Yuugi! What you lack in size, your hair makes up for! Besides, I think your shortness is cute!"

Yuugi sighed "Great..."

Miako drove off and ended up stopping five inches from where they began. Seto looked at her. "Now what?"

Miako smiled nervously. "Eh-heh... Well... You see... We're out of hair for our hair-powered engine." Everyone but Miako and Providence sweatdropped... again. Miako shrugged. "Oh well. We'll just use Yuugi's hair."

Yuugi whined, "Why mine?! You're the one with the long hair!"

Miako looked at him and stated simply, "Can't prove it."

Yuugi groaned. "Your hair goes past your knees!"

Miako shrugged "Eh..."

Providence became really dramatic. "NO! Yuugi's nothing without his hair! Take mine instead!"

Yuugi rolled his eyes and muttered sarcastically, "Gee, I feel so special, now."

Jounouchi yanked out all of Providence's hair, which grew back two seconds later and caused everyone—minus Miako and Prpvidence—to stare at her. "How'd you do that?!" they shouted in unison.

Providence replied mysteriously. "Illusions"

Miako smiled. "Why not put it up in Yuugi-style?" she suggested.

Seto groaned, "Please. Tell me you're joking."

Miako shook her head. "Nope!"

Seto sighed. "Greeat. Just what we need. Another freak with oddly-shaped-and-colored hair."

Miako looked at Providence "Well?

"Yeah!" Providence squealed in delight. She took out all her hair and it grew back—Yuugi-style.

Miako pointed to something in the distance that no one could see. "To Japan!"

Seto scowled at her "Baka (A/N: Baka means idiot in Japanese)! We're in Japan!"

Miako hit him. "Be nice! And fine, we'll go to America!"

Seto scowled again and Miako hugged him. "Aww, you're so cute when you're angry!" Seto gave her a death glare and Providence threw all her hair in Jounouchi's face, which made him jump back into the trunk.

Miako shouted at him. "And stay there! ..." she paused and looked at Ryou. "Ryou, you're quiet... too quiet. What're you hiding?"

Ryou blinked. "An evil spirit who wants to take over the world and steal Yuugi's sennen (A/N: Millennium.) puzzle?"

Miako smiled "Oh. Ok." Ryou returned the smile, Yuugi smiled because he's too darn cheerful, and Providence smiled because she had absolutely no idea what was going on. Then, Yuugi made a Kirby face.

Providence squealed and sang, "KIRBY! Nightmare in Dreamland! KIRBY! Nightmare in Dreamland! Fwee!"

Miako meowed and everyone stared at the two of them. Providence decided to hop around and act like a monkey as Miako drove off again. She continued to bounce around. "Ooh ooh! Ah ah! Spibbla!!"

Miako: Well, that was just the beginning of our insane road trip. Some inside jokes were used in here, so if you don't understand it, don't worry. Just laugh and pretend you know what the heck we're going on about. Oh yes- and, please, please, please- Review!! Later on in the story, we may be adding random reviewers into the story! And ideas for the trip are always welcome!