Chapter Two

Disclaimer: YAY! I own yugioh! I finally managed to buy it for a nickel! -wakes up from a dream- Oh… damn… sigh… you know the drill. Don't own it. Only own Miako and Providence belongs to my friend… but I managed to buy her for a dime so she's mine now. Muahahah! (oh yes, that isn't mine either. I stole it from Mommy)

Miako: Thank you all so much for reading and reviewing the last chapter!!

Michelle- Teehee, thankies so much! We really gotta do a collaboration together again sometime. That was so much fun!

CelticWings- Arr! We be pirates too! Pirate monkeys! (Miako: -smacks Providence with her paper fan- Ignore what she just typed.)

Alyssa- O-O no, no cry. –hugglecuddlesnugglelickkisssmooch- It's just in this ficcy, no worries. It's not really me, it's one of the characters I named after myself. The insane hyper fangirl one.

And your idea isn't a bad one. They'll find out about the squid in a later chapter.

Aunty Idiot- Rawr yourself! And see? We are continuing it.

Mommy- See what I told Aunty Idiot? Same goes for you.

Nianna- -sighs- how many times must I tell you, daughter of mine? I'm insane, you're crazy, and Aunty Beth is a complete moron. But yes, anyone who's insane or crazy should like this. Well, they'll like it if they're like Aunty Beth too.

Light-and-Dark-Within- well, you see, it all started one day at school…. But, I won't go into details. You should know by now that my stories are always insane.

Emish- geez… no need to be so demanding. There, we wrote more. See? Now be happy. HAPPY I SAID DAMNIT!

The Sylver Kitsune- You have a point there… We'll have to go hunt him down and shave his head then. He's supposed to be bald now anyway with how old her is. .

Oh… and it may get slightly more disturbing in the next few chapters. Heh ;

Arabgal14- -waves to Meh and smiles sweetly at Ryou and Sailor Snow- Oh, Bakura-chaaan. You're gonna love these next few chapters –evil grin-

Now that those are done with… onto the actual story!!

About five hours later… Miako stopped in front of an old, haunted mansion and began chanting. "Vampires, ghosts, and spirits. Oh my!"

Providence soon joined in. "Vampires, ghosts and spirits! Oh my!"

Jounouchi, meanwhile, hid in the trunk, whimper. Ryou and Yuugi were sound asleep. Providence decided to hit Jounouchi with a stick, which caused him to run into the mansion screaming, "Ah! A ghost!"

Miako smiled sweetly down at Yuugi and Ryou and leaned in real close before… "YUUGI! RYOU! WAKE UP!!" Well, that definitely woke up the two boys because they jumped and everyone went inside the mansion. Miako blinked as she glanced around. "… There's only three bedrooms... "

Seto leaned against a wall. "Well the mutt doesn't need one."

"Ah, but the nuts do," Ryou replied in his soft accent.

Providence grinned excitedly. "I'll share with Yuugi!!" Yuugi went wide-eyed, wondering, 'Why me? Why me?'

Miako shrugged. "guess I'll share with Seto then."

Seto scowled at her, muttering sarcastically, "Oh, joy. I getta share with the insane girl with hair the color of blood."

Ryou sighed. "Then I guess I'm sharing with Jounouchi…"

Yuugi began talking really fast, looking over his shoulder. "Bakura? I'll trade roomma-"

Providence cut him off, grabbing him and pulling him into a hug before beginning to drag him off to their room. "Whatcha doing, Yuugi? Come on, let's go."

Miako grinned evilly. "GAME TIME!!"

Everyone stared at her, including Providence who dropped Yuugi.

Ryou blinked. "Er… What?"

Miako sighed, repeating herself. "Game. Time. We're playing Spin the Bottle: Truth or Dare."

Seto groaned. "Oh no…"

Providence was writing a letter with all the words misspelled. Miako growled, grabbing the letter. "That's it! I'm giving you a spelling test!"

Providence blinked. "…K…"

Miako nodded. "Good. First word: Torture. As in 'If you don't learn to spell I shall torture you!'"

Providence giggled. "ABCDEFG-"

Miako growled. "No! Next word! Pain! As in 'If you misspell this word, I will cause you pain."

Providence giggled again. "HIJKLMN-"

Miako scowled, getting quite annoyed now. "Fine! Final word: Kill! As in 'GET THIS RA-DAMNED WORD SPELLED RIGHT OR I WILL KILL YOU!'"

"K-I-L-L," Providence spelled out.

"Good girl. Here's a cookie," Miako said, tossing her a cookie.

"Yay! Cookie!" Providence exclaimed eating it all in one bite.

"Now onto the game!" Miako spun the bottle.

"Spibbla!" Providence squealed as the bottle landed on Yuugi.

Miako looked at Yuugi. "Truth or dare?"

Yuugi paused, thinking it over. "Uhm… Truth."

"Do you like Providence?" Miako asked.

"No!" But suddenly, Yuugi became possessed. "I mean, yes! Yes, I do!" He went over to Providence, sitting in her lap, and began making out with her.

Providence went wide-eyed, blinking. "Er… o… k…"

Now Miako spun the bottle again. This time it landed on Seto.

"Dare," Seto replied before she could even ask.

"Hm. Alright. Then I dare Jounouchi to put on a tutu, jump out the window, and dance around outside before falling asleep in the rain." Miako smiled sweetly.

"Erm… It isn't raining," Seto pointed out.

And it began to rain.

Jounouchi blinked. "Wait a minute… If it landed on Seto, why do I have to do the dare?"

Seto smirked. "Afraid, Mutt?"

Jounouchi scowled. "No way!" And with that, he threw on a tutu and jumped out the window.

Miako suddenly yawned. "Time for bed."

"You aren't in charge," Ryou told her.

"I am so!" Miako shot back. Finally, after she had lectured and yelled at them for about an hour, everyone went back to their rooms, grumbling.

In Yuugi's and Providence's room, Yuugi was still making out with Providence though suddenly because un-possessed and went wide-eyed, pulling away and backing away slowly. "What was I doing?!"

Providence cried. "Yuugi doesn't like me!!" Awww.

Yami came out doing the funky chicken dance. "Don't worry. I still like you."

Providence stopped crying, hugging him. "Yami!!"

Yami twitched. "Can't…. Breathe…."

In Ryou's Room

"Oh, evil spirit! Come out and help me! Kill Barney!" Ryou pleaded to his sennen ring.

Barney was dancing around the room.

Bakura came out, blinking. "No why would I kill my idol?" He began dancing with Barney.

In Miako and Seto's Room

Miako was listening to Good Charlotte. "Hm… this outfit is too cold." She glanced down at her crimson, midriff halter-top and black, flame-patterned miniskirt. "I know!" She snapped her fingers and was now wearing a long black nightgown with a blood-red bow around her waist and ivory skulls going down from a black choker around her neck to the bow. "All better!"

Seto was silent, just… staring.

Suddenly, a mysterious, scary voice came out of nowhere. "Knock… knock."

"Who's there?" Miako asked all too perkily.

"I am!" shouted the mysterious, scary voice.

"Oh! Ok. Come in!" Miako smiled.

Miako: Well, that was fun. Read and Review so you can find out who the heck that mysterious, scary voice is!