Title: Love & Tribulations
Rating: NC-17
Content: Love, Tribulations LoL. Sex.
Distribution: Please Ask First
Thanks: Natalie the Sexpert
Characters: (Non Wrestling) Cj, Nikki, Faith & Dogma (Wrestlers) Sean O'Haire, Mark Jindrak, Randy Orton, Dave Batista, John Cena, Rico & Jeff Hardy (sorry if you don't think Jeff classes as a wrestler but I do). Also some minor parts from others.
Disclaimer: I only own Cj, Nikki and Faith. Everyone else owns themselves. Although there's a few of them I wouldn't mind owning LoL
WARNINGS i.e.: There may be some mild language, sexual reference and sex
Summary by Chapter: Cj and Nikki return to their usual routine. Dogma seeks sex advice from the sisters. Faith made her debut and made an impact. Randy leaves a message on Cj's machine but she never gets it.
Love & Tribulations - Chapter 15
THREE DAYS LATER - AT CJS APARTMENT
Cj is on the phone to her editor.
"I'm sorry Steve but I can't go back on the road with them."
"Why the hell not??" screamed the editor
"I have my reasons and as a guy who doesn't like his privacy invaded I would suggest you don't ask me for a reason"
"We can't lose this article"
"You won't just send Alex out instead"
"Alex? You want me to send that brain dead village people reject to the WWE? The boy will probably think a drop toe hold is a new type of manicure"
"You mean pedicure, toes, feet, pedicure, and Alex loves wrestling. He does nothing but follow me around when I'm in the office asking me about Mark and if I've ever met anyone. That guy is better suited to this article than I am. I only got into wrestling because of Mark and still now after 4 years I'm not a fan"
"Fine I'll send Alex out on the next flight but Cj if he comes back talking about their ring attire and hairstyles I'm coming for your blood"
"Okay Steve, Bye"
Cj fell into her chair and Nikki walked over with a bottle of wine and two glasses.
"So how did he take it?"
"Like Steve always does" Cj reached for a glass and Nikki filled it with wine "Thanks" Cj sipped at her wine.
"Well, here's to us single sisters" they clinked glasses.
"I know you wanna believe that but really who do you think you're kidding?"
"Okay then to us pathetic desperate sisters who just can get it right"
Cj clinked her sister's glass and laughed
"Now that's more like it" they both laughed when the phone suddenly began to ring. Cj picked up the phone
"Hello"
"Cj I need you help on something"
"Dog?"
"Yeah" Dogma heard laughing in the background "Is that Nikki?"
"Yeah"
"Are you two alone?"
"Yeah...why?"
"Put me on speaker phone"
"Okey dokey" Cj stumbled across the room and put the handset on the stand and hit the speaker button. "Okay Doggie you're all set up"
"Are you two drunk?"
"We're trying" screamed Nikki
"Shh, he's only here for God sake"
"I thought he was in North Cameron"
"That's North Carolina Miss Smirnoff"
"Oooooooh we should listen to him he's getting catee" laughed Nikki
Cj raised her finger to her lips shushing her sister as she returned to her seat.
"Okay Dog speak"
"We have been having a fantastic time. It's been like the best time of my life. But last night while we were fooling around he asked me if I would do"
The line went dead
"Do what?" asked Cj
"If I would do"
"You're killing us here Dog" screamed Nikki instantly bursting into a fit of laughter
"If I would do role-play with him" both girls began to laugh "Well thank you for being such good friends I may as well of called my mother"
"Dog, we're just having some fun. Lighten up"
"That's easy for you to say but your new gay and eccentric lover isn't minutes away from dragging you into the bedroom"
"I think I'm guna try that next" said Nikki
"Role-play?" asked Cj
"No becoming a lesbian"
"As long as you're not into incest you can do what ya like" Cj smiled at her sister
"Hello!" interrupted Dogma
"Sorry, er do it" said Nikki
"What?"
"It can be very fun with the right person"
"Okay, I can't begin to tell you what's wrong with your response"
"Sweetie just try it. I know you hate doing it but you never know if you find the right guy it might be comfortable and you never know you may become pretty good at it." Insisted Cj
"But what if I make an idiot of myself?"
"No change there then" replied Nikki
"Shh, Dog didn't you fall off the chair in front of him?"
"Yeah but he caught me"
"And he might catch you again. Jeff's a good guy and he likes you. If he senses you're uncomfortable with it he might just say don't worry about it and you can do other stuff with him. I mean you both looked to be enjoying yourself the other night when I walked in"
"Yeah but that to the gays is like missionary position to the heteros"
"Nothing wrong with missionary" smiled Nikki sipping at her wine.
"Have fun with it Dog. Just because they say get on all fours doesn't mean you have to. Rebel, find another unique position. You'll never know if you can make it better unless you try."
"This coming from Mrs Missionary date one and Mrs Ride Him date two."
"Would you like Randy's number? Or maybe even Sean's, because there was nothing basic about what we did. And like Nikki just said it can be fun with the right guy"
"So which of those two were right for you?" asked Dogma
"Depends what I'm looking for passionate and heated I'll go with Randy. Nasty and erotic definitely Sean"
"So you think I should just go along with it? And try my best to do role-playing?"
"Yes" said the sisters
"If he dumps me I'm blaming it on you."
Dogma hung up and Nikki filled up her glass.
"So Sean, he's nasty hah?"
Cj smiled at her sister and they continued their night of merriment and alcohol.
SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS
Mark and Faith pulled up into the parking garage at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Mark climbed out and got Faiths door for her. She stepped out and smiled with excitement about her first day as a WWE superstar. She signed her contract two days ago and has barely slept due to the excitement. Mark grabbed her hand and the couple made their way into the arena. Faith took in everything around her. The people, the scene, the smell, the atmosphere and pretty much everything she possibly could. She wanted to remember everything about her first day. Mark walked her to the Divas locker room.
"Are you guna be okay?"
"I think I can manage, these girls can't be any worse than your sisters so I'll take my chances. I'm really excited."
"Me too, stay here I'll come and find you when I'm ready okay?"
"Okay baby" Mark kissed Faith and walked away. Faith smiled and opened the Divas locker room door and walked in. The Divas all looked at the door they were expecting Faiths arrival and were all waiting in anticipation. As she walked in the Divas swarmed the door and welcomed her to the WWE.
"Hi I'm Trish you must Faith?"
"Yeah that's me. It's nice to meet you"
"Is it true you got this job because Vince caught you having sex on his sofa?" asked Stacy
"Kinda, I think it had more to do with me telling him off though."
"You told him off? Like shouted at him?" enquired Lita
"Yeah he was calling me a ring rat and I didn't appreciate it."
"Wow we've got a live one here" added Nidia
"We're not going to be having any problems with you are we?" asked Jazz
"Only if you bite me first, I'm pretty mellow, I only bite back."
"So where are you from?" asked Victoria
"New York"
"Where from in New York?" asked Gail Kim
"The city." Replied Faith not to sure about the sour look Gail was giving her
"Can you wrestle?" asked Molly
"Not yet, Vince just wants my big mouth at the moment but he said if I want to wrestle I can be taught. And I think I will, I like challenges. And I don't think I've ever said no to a fight"
"Wrestling isn't fighting it's an art." said Gail with a tude.
"Yeah well like I said I like a challenge"
"Okay well come in, you can get changed near me" said Miss Jackie
"Thanks" said Faith following Miss Jackie while locking eyes with Gail neither woman wanting to back down from the bitch stare.
A LITTLE WHILE LATER
Mark walked up to the Divas locker room door and knocked on the door. He could hear screaming on the inside and knocked again. Then he heard a shriek.
"Get off of her!" and then Mark knew what was happening. He burst into the Divas locker room and saw Faith with Gail pinned the ground pulling on her long hair and banging her head against the ground. Mark put his arms around Faiths waist only to receive an elbow in his mouth for his efforts. Mark stood up and rubbed his jaw.
"Faith get off of Gail. You're making a show of yourself"
Just then Gail rolled Faith onto her back and started to hit Faith with closed right hands. The Divas went crazy and started to chant Faiths name.
"Faith! Faith! Faith! Faith! Faith!" Mark looked around and saw that Faith and her addictive personality had already won her the affection of the Divas.
Faith pulled her legs up hooking Gail's under arms and dragging her shoulders to the floor. Faith jumped on top of Gail and started to hit her with even more dangerous right hands. Mark moved the Divas out of the way and learning from his mistake put his arms around the top of Faith's arms scooping her up. Faith broke away but Mark pulled her back and threw her against the wall pinning her wrists to the wall trying to restrain her, the best he could. Gail stood up and the girls exchanged pleasantries as Molly took a furious, humiliated and defeated Gail to the EMTs to clean up her lacerations. Mark let go of Faith as Gail was out of sight.
"What were you thinking?"
"She got in my face. What was I supposed to do just stand there and take it because I'm the rookie?"
"Yes! It's you first day Faith you haven't been here an hour."
Mark was pushed aside by the Divas who crowded around Faith congratulating and complimenting her. Mark backed away to the door as Randy had his head around the door watching the action with a smile on his face.
"How's your jaw?" he asked Mark
"Swelling"
"What happened?"
"Faith, Faith happened"
"Never a dull moment when her and your sisters are around"
"Thankfully I only have to worry about Faith this time"
"What do you mean?"
"Cj and Nikki stayed in New York"
"Cj's coming back though right? She's got the article to finish"
"No she's sent a guy called Alex in her place. Apparently he's a fan"
Faith broke from the crowd and walked over to Mark smiling. A welt under her eye was appearing and her lip split with blood trickling down her chin.
"You done Sugar Ray?" asked Mark sarcastically with a smile of pride.
"Have I been bad?"
"Very"
"You can punish me later lets go get me cleaned up and then I can make my debut"
"This wasn't it?" Mark sarcastically said pointing into the Divas locker room. Faith playfully punched Mark as they walked away to the EMT's
DOWN THE CORRIDOR
Cj
Call?
Randy looked at his phone wondering whether it was the right thing to do. He pressed the call button and as the phone rang Randy's hand started to shake and he began to doubt his decision.
"Hello..."
"Hey Cj"
"Hello! I can't hear you. Speak up. laughs Y'all know I'm kidding. If you're left talking to yourself it's because I don't have my cell phone on or I'm screening your call. Most likely I don't have it on because I hate the damn things. What happened to the good old days with smoke signals? Ahh those were the days. Anyway I'll shut up now and let you leave your message. I'm not saying I'll listen to it because I haven't figured out how. Here comes the beep. Do cells have beeps?"
BEEP
Randy held the phone to his ear his mouth ajar he knew what he wanted to say but he couldn't. Randy hung up and walked away.
A WEEK LATER - IN NEW YORK
Dogma had returned from North Carolina. He was happier than Cj and Nikki had ever seen him. Mainly because of Jeff but also because he'd done the impossible and role-played and it turned out he was good at it. Everything was going great until Jeff role-played as Rico and it sent all the Rico memories flooding back. After that Dogma and Jeff decided to reinvent the doggy style. And they did several times over.
Meanwhile back in New York Nikki and Cj had basically fallen into a pattern of sleeping, waking, eating, drinking excessively, sleeping, waking, eating, drinking excessively. You get the idea. Nikki, Cj and Dogma had agreed to go out for dinner and dancing to wash away their WWE experience and talk about Dogma's Hardy experience.
AT CJ'S APARTMENT
Cj walked out of her closet stumbling over a dress she'd frown to the floor in disgust. She untangled the dress from around her heels and gave herself a look in the mirror before picking up her keys and running out of the apartment. As soon as she'd left the apartment the phone began to ring. The machine picked it up.
Machine Message: Hi this is Cj if I haven't answered and you're listening to this message it's probably because I'm out partying. So leave a message.
BEEP
"Hey Cj it's me, Randy. I don't know why I'm calling. I heard what you said to me and I listened. I get that you don't want to know anymore. But I still want to be with you. I know I can't prove that I'll be faithful. And I know that you'll probably never trust me. But Cj you gotta know that I would never hurt you. I know I screwed up over the whole Sean thing and I've said I'm sorry. I know it doesn't erase what I did and what happened following that, so instead of trying to change the past, lets start over. Pretend none of it ever happened and just remember I love you. I really love you. Call me"
LATER
Cj returned home not feeling any better than when she left. She still missed Randy and time wasn't heeling as the new and optimistic Faith kept telling her. She didn't want to get over Randy. Cj walked into her apartment and saw the answering machine flashing 01. Cj hit the play button.
Machine: One New Message
Then all of a sudden the lights went out.
"What the hell?"
Cj turned the light switch on and off but nothing happened the display on her machine had gone out. She decided she was too tired to mess with the electrics that night so she made her way to the bedroom. She stubbed her toe on the table
"Shit!" she said hopping on her good foot.
She put her hands out and felt the length of the table then stood upright and walked to her bedroom walking straight into the wall next to her door.
"Fuck it!"
Cj finally made it to the bed and fell to sleep.
THE NEXT DAY
After trying the fuses and nothing happening Cj called an electrician. He just finished the job and handed her the bill. Cj looked at the bill and her jaw dropped
"Are you serious? This can't be right. For this I should have at least seen you get electrocuted a few times."
"Lady I just do the job and give the bills. You wanna complain about the prices call my boss because I got a wife at home so I don't need this nagging in my ear during the working day."
"Can you talk to me like that?"
"I just did" said the electrician leaving the apartment Cj walked into the corridor screaming behind him.
"And I will be complaining to your boss but not the about the prices you fat, obnoxious lump of lard"
Cj walked back into the apartment and saw the machine display still flashing 01. Cj pressed the play button receiving a little shock.
"Ow, that good for nothing gavone"
Machine: One New Message. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The message started and then began to slur. Suddenly sparks came out of the machine and it blew up in front of her.
"Are you kidding me?" Cj screamed out loud. Cj let out a huge frustrated scream and ran back into the bedroom and got under the covers and didn't move all day. She felt like her life couldn't get any worse and just wanted to suffocate in her own misery.
LATER
A knock came at Cj's door but Cj refused to answer it. Suddenly the lock rattled and the door opened. Nikki walked in searching for her sister.
"Cj!"
She walked into the bedroom and saw the lump in the covers.
"Here you are. What ya doing?" said Nikki pulling the covers off of Cj.
"I'm sleeping leave me alone" Cj pulled the covers back over her and Nikki pulled them off once again.
"Can't let you do that I'm afraid. We've been invited to dinner. Dogma said he'd tried calling but the line was dead."
"My phone blew up"
"How?"
"It went kaboom!"
Nikki laughed "Come on let's go out and drown your apparently bad day in vodka."
"I just wanna stay here and go to sleep"
"No, I am not leaving here without you and I am going to this dinner. So if I have to drag you in that bed down to the restaurant I will."
"Alright! I'll go get ready" said Cj rolling out of bed and slowly wandering to the bathroom
LATER
Inside the restaurant Nikki and Cj were on their double date with Dogma and Jeff who had that same day flown into town. They were all enjoying themselves and then a song came on and Nikki asked Jeff if he wanted to dance. Jeff accepted and they made their way over to the dance floor.
"Isn't he great?"
"Yeah he's fantastic" Cj said with a smile and a sigh
"Hey are you ok?"
"Yeah I'm fine, I'm happy for you. You found someone. Let's just hope you have better luck than the rest of us and you're able to keep hold of Jeff"
"How did you and Randy leave things?"
"He didn't come back after you left, so badly. We left things in the worst possible way."
"And what about Sean?"
"Nothings happening with Sean. He was just there when I needed him."
"So it's Randy you want to be with?"
"No, yes, I don't know. We were never serious or exclusive or even public up until recently. But I knew if I wanted to be with him I could take that step. But last week I saw a preview and I didn't like it. He was so controlling and jealous."
"That could have been an act of love"
"Or an act of arrogance, he couldn't stand the thought that Sean had got one over on him."
"Do you believe that's the reason?"
"I don't know what to believe. I think the best thing for everyone is for me to forget it and him. Last week we were a disaster and if that's what our relationship would be like then I'm glad I found out now before wasting anymore time with him. Me and Randy on paper are the perfect couple. But that leap from the paper to reality really screws us up. We're like different people, on paper he's tall, dark, handsome and sweet and then in reality he's all of those plus arrogant and obsessive."
"And your flaws Madam?"
"Tell me, I know you're dying to"
"On paper you're blonde, petite and beautiful with a kind heart. And off paper you're all of those with a lot of crazy. When you're in a relationship you get too wrapped up in 'what ifs?' You should just flow with it"
"You're giving me relationship advice?"
"Uh hah"
"God I must be bad." Cj smiled and hugged Dogma "Can we change the subject? I was having a good time now I'm on a downer again."
"Sorry sweetie, subject forgotten"
"Thanks"
BACK AT CJS APARTMENT
Nikki and Cj decided to continue the party back at Cjs apartment.
"Remember that guy I met on the subway?" asked Nikki
"Oh God yes he was a creep. He tried it on with me you know?"
"And Faith, and Dog, and probably Mark if he was still here then"
Cj laughed as Nikki looked out the window to catch and eyeful of Mr & Mrs Five Times A Day.
"Oh my God are they still living here?"
"Yep, they're the only neighbours of mine that I know and I call them Mr & Mrs Five Times A Day and in neighbourly fashion, I try my best to avoid them"
"I wouldn't it's free porn, and he's not bad"
"He's gorgeous and if he wants to climb through my window I'll let him but I don't need a constant reminder over the alley that I'm not getting any"
"So invite them over ask for a threesome"
"I'll get right onto that. Can you imagine the note...
Dear Mr & Mrs Five Times A Day,
My name is Cj I'm your neighbour across the alley the one who is always sat at her window watching you have sex. You must have seen me drooling. Anyway I was just wondering seen as though sex these days comes with relationships that I just can't do. I was wondering if you were looking for a third wheel to join your sessions.
Holla over the alley with your reply.
They'd move out so fast you'd see the skid marks on the road outside"
"You're right not worth losing your free porn connection. Buy a vibrator"
Nikki and Cj fell back laughing. They continued drinking and laughing through to the early hours when they finally fell to sleep.
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