Chapter 14

Kagome reached out,turned the knob,and opend the door,very happy to see Koga there at the entrance.

'Hello Kagome",he purred like a kitten while greeting her.It was so pathetic,he was playing the whole Romeo wannabe act to perfection! It was Hillarious!.

She smiled evily.But he missed the evil part.Sad to say,Koga isn't the brightest penny in the roll,or the most buttery roll in the bakery, or many other analogies that I can't think of at the moment!

But anyways...

"Koga",Kagome smild happily"Whatever could you be doing her at exactally 3:42 on Saturday afternoon,precically 4 inches and 3 centimeters away from my feet with a bouquet of flowers like every weekend"

She gave him a stupid smile,fighting back and evil grin and stood back to watch his reaction!

Koga,the helpless loser, ( sry Koga fans,he's noit my fave. cuz his pack killed Rin before Sesshy brought her back with Tetsaiga )

Just stood there with an oquard expression on his face.

"Uwah",he mumbled finally.

"What are you doing here",she asked,almost bursting out laughing.He had the funniest look on his face.All dopey and confused,but not like Homo... I meen Hojo! No,Hojo took the cake for that one,but he looked stupid too.

"I'm here to take my woman for the time of her life",he replied,trying to recover from the confusion she had set upon ( I hate that word sooo much! ) him.

Kagome flirtly giggled"okay Koooga,where are you gonna take me" She smiled sweetly.But she only smiled to hide the pukey look on her face.

"The carnival",he replied,toneing his voice trying to get it sexy.

"Sweet",she exclaimed,latching herself onto his arm"let's go"

'Score!', he grinned as he led them down the street.Unfortunatly,his huge stupid grin was mistooken for a mental impairment,and a conveintly place social worker came to take him back to the institution.

"Stop struggling",she protested,trying to squeeze him into the designated straight jacket.

"No flippin way! i'm tellin you lady i'm not mental!."

"Denial is always the first step sweetie"

"And my next step is gonna be shoveing my foot up your ass"

"Did that makes sense", Ayame asked,looking to Kagome for the answer.

"I'm not sure... Go Mrs.Shiknana",Kagome cheered.

"This is so kewl",Sango applauded patting Rin on the back" I so love your aunt"

"Only you would have an Aunt that's a social worker",Ayame commented.

The four girls busted out laughing again!

"Kagome",Koga called out"tell'er she's wrong"

Kagome stared him straight in he eye,and flipped him off.

"Get a life! Get a clue! Get a pretzal",she yelled back at him,before standing up and walking away with her friends,kleaving Koga all alone in the dreaded clutches of Rin's Aunt Shikana.

Will Koga survive? Will he escape? What else will Kagome do this weekend? Where are my Medications And what is this writer smikeing! Find the answers to these questions and many more in the next episode of... hm? this isn't a T.V. show? nervous laugh sry.

Kagome smiled,as she flopped back onto her bed,soon followed by her friends.

"Wanna see my new shirt",she asked.

"Sure ",Rin smiled" as long as it's kewl"

"It is",she assured her youngest friend.

Kagome and Sango were the oldest at 17, soon followed by a 16 year old Ayame,and a 15 year old Rin.

Kagome dashed over to her dresser! Leaping over magazines,dirty clothes, and a giat pair of siscors! and grabbed the shirt from the drawer. It was black and it red letters it read : 'Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl'

Rin burst out laughing and stood up"I got me a new shirt too! i'm wearing it"

She pulled her shirt out tight so they could read it.It was all black and had a picture of some monkies by a colorful gumball machine.Three of the monkies were climbing on it and chewing gum,and one was chokeing on a piece,and then a monkey was floating up into the air by his ass.A large,pink,bubble was sticking out of his ass and in bright pink letter it saaid : ' Don't swallow bubblegum.'

Ayame looked down at her shirt. it was black and said :'I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time'

It was kinda like Sango;'s. Sango's was all black and said :'Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies'. It was her fave.It,however,was not new like the others. This one was an oldie but a goodie. O well.

Anyways...

"Soooooooooo wudda ya wanna do",Rin asked,leaving the topic of their t-shirts behind them.

"Well",Ayame piped up" I thought that maybe,we could have some fun with the boys."

"You meen Koga dog boy and the living pervert,...okay? but what's our inspiration",Kagome asked.

"Well,i dunno we'l just have to fi... Sango was cut off.She stared blankly out the door,before anger flickerd in her eyes.

"Sango what is it",Rin asked.

"The...The...,Sango couldn't even form words.

The three other girls turned to look out over the driveway.And all was silent.And then...

"They are so dead",Sango laughed.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CAR", Kagome excalimed, runing out to her damaged vehicial to see what they had written.Turns out the words Lesbian and Just Married, was spraypainted over and over again on what used to be,her blue mustang convertiable.

Sango,Rin and Ayame,each took a step back in fear.Somebody had trashed Kag's car,a fatel mistake,and now she was ready to kill! She had found her motivation!