Chapter Three: Oh, the insanity.
Disclaimer: Why must you make me say this! Why! –cries- I do not own yugioh! –sniffles then sees cookies- Yay! Cookies! –munch munch-
Miako: Now on to thank all my loyal reviewers from chapter two! I have a few newer reviewers from Chapter One, but that's ok! They'll be included… one day.
Emish- Uhm... I'm guessing that's a good thing? –blinks-
Mommy- Yes… Barney. He is very important to our plot. (What plot?) Gah, shut up, Mizura! Anyway… my CD! –cries- fine... next time I'll listen to Gackt.
Ryou's Kitty- Whee! Another Ryou fangirl! Sure you can! But it might be a while. I have about 10 chapters already written... or 12... or something... Yeah. But, keep checking back, I'll let you know when you'll be able to join in. If you have AIM send me a message at pichuigglybuff or just email me, and I'll get some info on you and add you into a later chapter. Or if it's on a messenger, we can just play it out there.
Mystic- We'll throw some in eventually. Most likely in our Easter special. Then they'd be evil glowing marshmallow CHICKS.
Hm. They seem to scare a lot of people –whacks them all with a paper fan-
Face (Cara)- Yay! More people thinking the chapters are funny!
Evil Furby Queen- Yes, chicken dances... and voices... and Barney. They're all very important to our plot. (She has no plot.) Ahem. I think I might need to kill my hikari. Excuse me a moment. Oh... and, before I forget... –revives you-
C:Stormy.- Sure, go ahead. X) He'll die eventually in our fic anyway... –puts on dramatic music only to find out it was replaced with "The Littlest Elf"- Damnit.
CelticWings- Glad you think so! And I'll keep updating so long as you do. –stares at spot where toaster was used as wrecking ball- Can I get a clean-up on aisle eleventy-seven here?
Sakura-chan- But of course. The first chapter we were just starting it and slowly getting into it. But the later chapters get rather... disturbing. –coughs-
Mizura: And now onto the story! Eep. –runs away from Miako, who has her metal bat-
The door opened to reveal... Oh, wait a minute. We forgot the dramatic music. Right, there we go. Now where were we? Oh yes, the door opened to reveal... Kuriboh! Miako went starry-eyed, and squealed, "Kawaii!" before grabbing and huggling it. Kuriboh felt very loved. Miako held him out and studied him for a minute, before snapping her fingers decisively. "I'm gonna name you... Evil Scary Fluffball of DOOM!" Yes, an odd name. Even 'Evil Scary Fluffball of DOOM' blinked, and suddenly, out of nowhere, a Blue-Eyes White Dragon randomly appeared. Yay, randomness! Miako stared at him now, thinking. "And I'm gonna name you... Snowflake the Magic Blue Eyes White Dragon."
Seto slowly backed away from her, just as a dark, evil-sounding voice spoke from the other side of the door, "Knock. Knock."
Seto groaned, "not again…"
Miako blinked at the door. "Who's the-ere?" she said in a sing-song voice.
The dark, evil-sounding voice replied back, "...A kitty."
"'A kitty' who?" Miako asked.
"Pizza!" exclaimed the dark, evil-sounding kitty.
"Yum!" Miako opened the door to reveal a giant kitty standing there, holding a pizza box and, once again, Miako squealed, "Bunny!"
The kitty sweatdropped. "Meow."
Seto sighed, "Just shoot me."
Back in Yuugi's and Providence's room, Providence had fallen asleep, hugging Yami who was struggling to get free.
Back in Ryou's room, Bakura was still dancing with Barney. "Oh, great purple dinosaur, will you marry me?"
"Sure," Barney replied.
Barney and Bakura began singing now, "I love you! You love me! We're a hap-"
From deep down below came Joey's voice, "Aw, Shuddap, will ya!" He tossed a rock through the window, which hit Barney in the head. The rock, not the window. Though that would've been funny.
Bakura growled, "You killed my wife! You shall be punished!" He sent the rock to the Shadow Realm.
Barney blinked and jumped out the window, running away.
Bakura cried. "No, my love! Come back!"
Miako: So sorry for the short chapter. The next one will be longer, promise.
Mizura: My yami just got lazy and decided to quit typing. We'll be sure to update soon.
Miako: yeah, yeah, yeah. Now if you excuse me, I'm off to see a certain witch about a certain potion that will kill a certain someone.
Mizura: Should I be scared?
Miako: Yes, very.
Mizura: Thought so... oh well, read and review! Maybe she won't kill me then!
Miako: As long as I get past 30 reviews, I'm happy. I'm aiming for an average of ten reviews per chapter.