Okay, clumsy-azn they don't hold anything against Rin that they don't against all the other girls. It's just that Rin's raph is the least of all the girls. All the others have really pissy attitudes!

Chapter 16

Sango held her chest,still laughing."Damn Kagome,props girl."

Kagome smiled and accepted an high five from Sango,as well and Ayame and Rin before smiling broadly.

"So Kags what's next?" Sango asked. She knew damn well that Kagome wouldn't let them get away with just some vile potion.No... she would get serious with it.

"I say we start war " she snickered.

"Oh No!",Rin protested" Then we would get pranked to"!

"No we won't dumbo",Ayame said,playfully clonking Rin upside the head," Kagome will be in on all of their plans "

"One problem though",Kagome sighed," Inuyasha and Miroku know my secret"

"So"

"What are you getting at Sango?",Rin asked doubtfully.She wasn't convinced that this was a good idea.

'Well",Sango said slyly," Inuyasha and Miroku may know, but they can't do anything. everyone else likes her..I mean him.. and so what is their excuse gonna be? They have to let Kayoku in on it"

The three other girls smiled hugely.this was gonna be so sweet. They had many wars with the boy in the past... but this was something totally new.It was like having a spy in enemy territory. It was perfect!

"Well",Ayame began standing up," They are all over there and pissy as ever,I say we go declare it!"

The others cheered in agreement! They put there hands in and promised to stick with it and wail on the boys as much as possible,that one was for Kagome,before setting off on their trek to Inuyasha's house.

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"WHAT THE HELL WAT THAT ABOUT!" Inuyasha bellowed through the house while keeping hie eyes clenched shut.He wasn't sure he had all the glass from his eyelashes,as well as not wanting to get that pudding crap in his eyes. It was bad enough he swallowed some earlier...before puking...

"Simple dude", Miroku began ," We screwed up big time"

" HOW!"

"Moron!",Koga yelled in his ear making him yelp," That was Kagome's car!"

"Shit".he cursed,echoed by Miroku.

" Why? she's got her revenge why are we scared?",Hojo asked cluelessly.

"Simple",Miroku explained," We messed up Kagome's car and she is probably the most vengeful one of them. This is nowhere near over"

"They'll probably declare war or something",Koga whimpered

Miroku shuddered at the thought. The last time theta had happened he had gotten raw calamari ( raw squid stuff ) shoved down his pants. And it didn't help that he wasn't wearing under ware that day... you don't wanna know.

Hojo stared cluelessly.He didn't know what that meant,the last time they had war he was on vacation. He didn't get to share in the mess... or the bruises...or the many broken bones blushes and other things. Oh well...he'd learn.

But just then a huge sack of used tampons flew through the window open,spilling the bag of bloody crotch Cotton all over the boys. They freaked,spazed,shedded their room of everything they had touched including a rug that Kagome had her eye on,and since he threw out the window he was never getting back.

The boys were still wiping themselves off when Hojo walked out into the room..at the that moment the bravest of them all ( who would have guessed ) tip toeing around the tampons,to grab a piece of paper that had been tied to a tampon,near the opening to the bag. He held the bloody Cotton at arms length while reading the note aloud. It read

Hullo boys,like the gift? The pink ones are Rins

That part was rough and scratchy and they all knew that Rin had fought against putting that on there

The green ones are mine, the red ones are Sango's and the blue ones are Ayame's

That was all written perfectly clearly proving that the other girls had no problem with them knowing. It also told them that Kagome was the one writing the note...like always...

LOL. we've been saving those for a... special occasion! LOL Hope they stink!

later Boyz,

written by Kagome... fought put up by Rin... tear marks are tears of joy from laughing, contributed by Sango and Ayame and Me. On yeah... P.S. This mean war!

:) Kagome, Sango , Rin and Ayame :)

Oh yeah. It was on now. But only one thought crossed Miroku's mind as he shared it with Inuyasha.

' Oh shit'

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Kagome grinned evilly as she downloaded a new ring tone into her cell phone.Koga and Hojo had heard it before, now if it rang when she was Kagome they might get suspicious.And so she changed her ring tone from ' Bowling for Soup's " 1985"' to 'Bowling for Soup's' other song ' Down for The Count ' ( lyrics at end of chapter )

That was one of her other fave songs from ' Bowling for Soup ' along with " Almost" and others. And they were one of her favorite bands along with ' Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Yellow Card, Blink 182 , and Usher'

( A/N: those are all of my faves! )

And then she was all set.Tomorrow she would go to school.She would be Kayoku, and all of their top secret info would be hers. And there was nothing Inuyasha or Miroku could do to stop them. And even if there was... she was still enrolled in school,she could still get the info.

The boys would lose this war with the most humiliating prank.That was how it always went. Prank and get pranked till you can't take it anymore.And then you surrender to the person with the most humiliating prank that pushed you over the edge.

Anyways. The girls were going to win this year... and she was thinking noodle boobs.

Okay PPL! Here they are! the lyrics for ' Down for the count '

- someone call a medic cuz i think she's gonna strike again

- she slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand

- and holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at Target

- I think we got a problem but I can't put my finger on it

Chorus

- It seems like you told me I'm in over my head

-but all I remember is making out constantly

- If I don't get up than I'll probably end up dead

- she's the undisputed champ of my world

- down for the count

- over and out

- toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me

- i can't hang around

- get kicked when I'm down

- what was that sound

- I just wish the F-ing bell would ring

( singing part thats not the chorus )

- the message on the cell

- says she's waiting on a call from me

- to tell her that I'm sorry i can come back if I crawl

- but i got bad knees and i can't say that I'm sorry

- cept I'm sorry that i met you now my guards up and I'm fighting dirty

( Chorus )

- it seems like you told me I'm in over my head

- but all i remember is making out constantly

- if I don't get up that I'll probably end up dead she's the undisputed champ of my world

( chorus )

( end )

Like! I do!