Chapter 17

" SALVATION!",Kagome... or now, Kayoku, yelled leaping out of the truck and kissing the ground.

Koga had met her at the bus stop and driven her/ him to school. According to her fake story her car was in teh shop. The real reason was that her car was trashed and she hadn't finished painting it.. either way I guess you could say it was in the shop,only she had to re-pain it red so they wouldn't recognize it. And the re-pain it blue on the weekends. It was a bitch, she decided she would probably just hang with Sango on the weekend or something and not use her car.

Anyways. Koga drove just like Sango... Miami style...or on the sidewalk, over people. It went kinda like this...

Flashback

"Yo, Kayo,wazzup?" Koga waved getting out of his beat up, shitty, old pick-up truck he was renting from his Uncle Om. Yes..Om. His grandparents weren't very creative.

( Koga's grandparents are his fathers parents and his uncle is his fathers brother )

Kagome smiled and waved back running over to him,very selfconscious of the bobbing on her chest hoping it went unnoticed. It wasn't like she was gonna wear spandex or nothing so she hadn't expected it to be too much of a problem! But they kinda were.

But anyways... She ran over to Koga and hoisted herself up into the giant wheels. She felt like she was rock climbing at the mall getting on those things. It was a big wheel pick-up with huge wheels bigger than her couch. ( like my cousin Chad has ) She had to admit... if it hadn't been a pick-up truck painted dirt red on the door and chips of red on the hood. The rest was all primer. It was the ugliest damn car in the world! But that wasn't the point either!

She clicked her seat belt and leaned back,relaxed in the front seat.Until he took off.

"Augh!"

" Jeez dude you scream like a girl"

" And you drive like a pot head! "

"hey! Um...since when are there so many speed bumps here?"

" There arn't! Those are students!... Wait! Swerve I like her!"

"hm? now what?"

"It's a yellow light...please tell me you know what to do at a yellow light!"

"Well duh"

"What're you doing!"

" Speeding up to pass it before it's red"

"It's already red!"

"Oops"

" Oops! Oops! is all you have to say! "

"Hm? oh great now what?"

" That guy just revved his engine...be polite!"

"Okay"

He flipped him off.

"That's not polite!"

"It's a courtesy challenge"

"What the Fck is that! ...no wait... I do that... never mind "

And thus it went on like that until they reached school.

End Flashback

And so here she was,kissing the ground abandoning all pride for the time being to cherish being on her beloved ground!

"Koga gave you a ride to school?", Miroku asked.Kagome looked up at him and couldn't help but snicker.The pudding had had a weird effect on him. She turned to look at Koga and found that it had the same effect on him.Her creepy concoction had in turn turned their hair bubblegum pink.

"I'm gunna kill you for this",Inuyasha hissed as he pulled his hat farther down over his head.It was practically a ski mask now!

"Yo! people!",Hojo called from the other side of the campus,running towards them,"Why is everybody staring at me?"

They all gave him a long.hard,stare...glancing up at his equally pink hair.Students from all around gathered to stare in awe of his stupidity.A plane crashed nearby... a train wrecked into the side of the building and the unphased people couldn't tear their eyes away from the incredible stupid boy.

Amari Nobunaga, picked up a stick and poked hojo in the nose with it.Hojo's eyes grew wide and everybody took a step back,giving him room to scream " STUPID PEOPLE!" and run for dear life.They stared. And then the bell rang.

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Kagome looked over at Koga.So unsuspecting. He couldn't help but notice," Wadda ya want?",he whispered.

" SIT DOWN AND SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP! YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! EVIL PIIIIIIINK", um...Ms / Mr. ( still not sure ) Maté a mi marido, screeched. Kagome jumped hiding under her desk as if there was an earthquake.Miroku was under her desk with her,and Inuyasha had a freaked expression in his eyes. His mouth was twisted a little and his eyes were showing terror,but he was forcing himself to remain calm.Not very well,but he was trying.

( A/N: for those of you who don't remember, they are in their science class with the freaky teacher.The one whose name translates into I killed my husband. )

Once again, Kagome stared out from under her desk timidly...finding out that since Inuyasha's seat was in front of her she was looking at his ass. She turned away quickly and luckily nobody noticed.But... she didn't suppose it hurt to...see if she was still stalking around their desk in a Territorial manner.Like a buzzard trying to circle it's prey.It was freaking her out. And all the while she was stalking she was chanting "pink pink pink pink." Kagome hated to think about what would happen if she ever stepped into Mr.Hippie dude's room. Visions of Mr.Hippie dude's funeral popped into her head...all of his ex.lovers...all men...all in pink... Creepy.

After all. A freaky old woman..thing... with a million wrinkles whose face you couldn't see tonight. Long gray claw like fingernail with accumulating dirt and toothpick legs.She was creepily stalking their desks. Everyone else in the room was plastered to the wall on the far side waiting for her to get dizzy and fall down so they could run a wooden cross through her heart and smother her in garlic.Or run away like little sissy babies. One of the two!

The four boys...er..three boys and a girl in disguise, sat around a table eating nachos from the food court.

"That was creepy",Koga stated first," I thought she was gunna eat us"

"Coward",Inuyasha smirked.

"You can't say that I saw the look on your face",Kagome said," Straight from under the desk"

"Then your no one to talk either ",Miroku pointed out.

Inuyasha just 'fehed' at these comments.

"Dude",Hojo joined in," Why are you being so cold to Kayo?"

Kagome shivered as she heard him call her Kayo.Usually it was fine for them to shorten her name,but when he said it he said it all weird,like lovey dovey weird. It scared her.But oh well,this went unnoticed.

Inuyasha 'fehed'.

"Really dude, I thought you were cool with him",Koga replied glaring at him," what's with the ice?"

' great' he thought,' now my friends are against me. I'm their friend they should be on my side!'

"Lay off",someone said from over on the other side of the table," it's no big...deal... Normally she would have stopped at big,...but nooooooooooo boys couldn't say things like that!It haaaaaad to sound gay if they...well, Mr.Hippie dude said that a couple days ago...um...never mind... Damn. Ruin all her fun.

Mirkou sent a questioning look at Kagome,wondering why she defended him. She just shrugged. They were giving her a headache.

But they couldn't just drop it...Inuyasha had to be confused too sending her the same glance and getting the same shrug. It was annoying. She went back to her smoothie.

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