Ok then. At the moment i am absolutely thrilled 2 people reviewed. You're so cool 'really-big-HP-freak'. Plus sunshine buddies. Well anyway moving swiftly on...
Hermione goes in to labour.
It took twenty minutes for Albus Dumbledore to calm down his pupils, as most of them had gone to total hysterics upon seeing Hermione either pregnant or very fat. Hermione was then taken to the hospital wing and had just sat down when Harry and Ron came in, Harry looking flustered after just having the telling off of his life for disrupting breakfast.
''Hermione are you all right? What happened?'' askedRon.
''That Mr Weasley is something we would all like to know, Hermione would you please fill us in?''
Dumbledore drew a chair up to Hermiones bed and magicked up some calming potion, giving it to Hermione. She took a long gulp, looking like some demonic alcoholic.
''I woke up this morning with these stomach pains, i just thought it was something i ate yesterday, but then i saw ...this'' Hermione said, staring at her bump.
''I see wel-''
''ARGHHHHHHHHH! HELP!''
Hermione threw back her head and screamed, everyone in the room knew she was just about to give birth, Madam Promfrey gasped.
Harry put his hands on his hips (hint hint). ''You don't think shes been cursed do you''?
''That I do not know Harry something must have happened, we must now prepare for the baby.''
''Crikey'' whispered Ron, ''first Harry now this''.
''Oh no Ron, no need to make fun of my love for Neville i have never felt so strongly about anyone.''
''BOYS'' barked Madam Promfrey, ''GET OUT OF HERE! The delivery won't be long, just get outside''.
Harry and Ron ran outside just as Hermione pushed out her brand new baby ...HOUSE-ELF.
''Isn't she beautiful'' whispered Hermione.
Wow this just gets worse. REVIEW PLEASE! Plan to do more harry and Neville.