NO WAY!
OK mornin all, sorry i have'nt bin updating this had other sad projects to deal with an a strange re assessment where you do loads of work but its still never enough, tis the curse of Mrs Oliver. Well moving on...i LOVE my reviewers i feel so loved every time i get a new review.
While on his way out the room Harry heard a huge scream and turned around, next second Hermione was asking whether she could borrow money for a designer elf holder.
'' Please Harry, lets get it in a nice musky green, it will match his eyes, i know i will call him Fido. I had a dog called Fido once he was such a darling, oh Harry, isn't he such an angel?''
Harry proceded to give Hermione a long freaked out look, said goodbye then went to find Neville. Neville was in the common room, knitting a bib for Fido. Harry put his hand on Nevilles leg an gave him a loooooonnnggggg kiss, he grinned an then sat next to Neville in a scary romantic fashion.
''Isn't it lovely Harry, musky green, it will bring out the colour of Fido's eyes.''
''Course Neville, you know best you sexy beast (this is all so amusing in my head).''
The portrait swung open and there was Ron and Hermione, fussing over what appeared to be a fig wearing a bobble hat and a poncho which said 'Mommas lil Sugarplum'. They were both gleaming at Fido and playing peek-a-boo with him while Fido was scrabbling in Hermiones arms trying to find cleaning supplies.
''EVERYBODY I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE'' shouted Harry.
What will this announcement be? Is Harry going to get married to Neville? Will the slytherins stop being homophobic an will Fido find the Pledge an dusters? Stay tuned for another episode of HARRY AND NEVILLE:A LOVE AFFAIR!