What If…?

Chapter 1

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What if Hiei's name was Thaddeus?

In Reikai

Koenma looked up all the information he could find on the three thieves (well, Botan did the searching). While Gouki was full of previous convictions, the other two weren't. No information on any of them, even the one that seemed to be human! Spirit world intelligences should have kept track of a human! 'This is bad! If we don't find out more before the week is up, my poor bottom will be sore!'

"Botan! Bring up all the info we have on these guys!"

Botan did so and Koenma noted that there was a bit more there then there was before.

'Wait… ARE THEIR NAMES ALL THAT WE HAVE?'

The red-haired human was apparently Kurama 'That sounds familiar… I'll have Botan check it out later…' and the short black-haired 'demon?' was…

"…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A STUPID NAME!"

Thaddeus.

'Man, the last thing I wanted to do this weekend was a hike through the woods! Why the hell did I agree with this anyway?' Yusuke grumbled mentally as he followed the trio of convicts.

They finally stopped at a clearing, and all of a sudden it stopped raining.

'Odd…'

They started talking about something and Yusuke tuned them out, trying to come up with something dramatic to say when he would jump out of the bush he was hiding in. He finally decided when he heard:

"I'm sorry, I have to leave this alliance. Goodbye Gouki. …Thaddeus."

The short guy yelled, "I told you not to use my name! AND YOU CAN'T LEAVE! We need the mirror! Dammit Kurama!"

Yusuke sniggered. 'His name's Thaddeus? Man, what a stupid name… What were his parents THINKING!'

He decided to come out of hiding now, saying,

"Hey guys, make way because the Spirit World Detective Yusuke Urameshi is here!"

There was silence in the clearing for a while.

It was broken by Kurama turning to leave, saying,

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested… Goodbye Thaddeus…"

'Thaddeus' started growling.

"I SAID DON'T USE MY NAME!"

LATER

"HE HAS KEIKO! You know, for a short guy with such a stupid name, he sure causes a lot of trouble!"

Botan giggled.

"Thaddeus!"

Yusuke and Botan both cracked up, laughing loud enough to scare several birds from nearby trees.

In the Warehouse

"ACHOO!"

Thaddeus sneezed.

"Damn you Fox! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO USE MY NAME?"

He sneezed again.

And again.

STILL LATER, At the Warehouse

"Come out, …Thaddeus… BWAHAHAHAHA!"

An angry voice rang out from the darkness,

"STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU STUPID HUMAN!"

Seconds later a pair of oddly brain-dead guys walked out, holding Keiko.

"I'll only let you have your precious girl on two conditions!"

Yusuke was barley paying attention, as he was still laughing.

"Whatever…Thaddeus!"

Thaddeus started to shake in anger, but quickly calmed down.

"First give me the other two artifacts…and then STOP USING MY NAME!"

Yusuke took the artifacts out of his pocket and set them down, still sniggering.

"There,HAHA now give me Keiko."

The two men holding Keiko threw the girl at Yusuke, who caught her before she hit the ground.

Thaddeus looked at the artifacts he was holding and cackled evilly.

"Now, I can take over the world!"

"Not with a name like that you aren't. At least not if I have anything to do with it!"

Thaddeus snorted.

"Typical, you think that you can change the future? Don't make me laugh!"

Yusuke charged at Thaddeus, a fist raised to strike.

"You deserve this for what you did to Keiko, Thaddeus!" He yelled, forgetting the promise he made, and burst into laughter.

This was the last straw for our short friend.

"DON"T USE MY NAME YOU INFERNAL HUMAN!"

He drew his sword and skewered Yusuke where he stood laughing.

"What.. the-" Yusuke managed to choke out before he keeled over.

"Eep!" Botan soon followed.

EPILOGUE

And so, Thaddeus proceeded to take over the world.

He even got a new name, Hiei (after the mountain), courtesy of Kurama, who became his mate and co-ruler of all the worlds, and they lived evilly ever after (with their demon slave, Keiko to do their paperwork).

And thus, the first chapter has come to an end! XD

Thaddeus came from Social Studies, The guy's nickname was… Thad.

Does that mean that 'Chad' is really CHADDEUS? XD AHAHAHAHA!

If you want to see something just tell me. I have 21 ideas people, some longer than others, so there won't necessarily be as many chapters as ideas…

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