Gangster.
Mornin all, this chapter is goin to be really weird, so just keep up, i am on a hyper this could get nasty.
Just as Harry was about to open his mouth to reveal his big secret the portrait opened and out came Dobby dressed in what looked like a suit perfectly fitting him but in bright neon pink.
''Hermione me homie let us takes baby Fido and jet.'' To match all this he was doing little rap hand movements(i don't know rap slang as am part goth), the common room now used to all this weirdness now payed no attention.
''Oh Dobby i missed you, i couldn't cope being a single mum''. Hermione now picked up her fig/baby elf and went over to Dobby and threw herself on him in a huge hug while Dobby collapsed under her weight.
Harry meanwhile finding the emotion too much to bare cryed in to Nevilles shoulder which was now covered in cack. The crying carried on for a few minutes apart from Dobby who was readjusting his bling, when suddenly Neville stood up.
''EVERYBODY I DON'T LOVE HARRY ANY MORE AND I AM TURNING IN TO A CHAV, ITS BECAUSE HARRY HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME, WITH RON!''
oh calamity what will happen next?