Hey all, haven't been updating anything lately as i have had to wrestle with msn which refuses to show my emails (if you have a suggestion please help me). ANYWAY it is likely that next few chapters will be the last as i would like to focus on other things on harry potter: one of my ideas is to have harry open a circus. Well anyway what happened to neville?
Aftermath.
Ron and Harry stared at each other, just when you would think they would start laughing at Neville they flung themselves at each other and proceded to make out, while Neville stood like a dumbass not really knowing what to do.
''WHY HARRY I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!'' said a desprete Neville wailing on the floor, cack coming out of his nose.
''Dunno got a bit bored really'' replied Harry while looking unintrested at Nevilles misery. Neville wiped the snot off his lower face and pulled a burberry cap out of his robes, ''revenge shall be sweet innit''. (WOW staring at a chav out of the window looks like a right dimbo his stupidity is being reflected off his trainers). Neville walked out the common room, no doubt with many evil schemes flowing in his suddenly thick skull.
Hermione spoke up after a while,'' hang on a minute i thought Ron has been homophobic for the past billion chapters.'' She was still attached to Dobby who was now playing with Fido, who was wearing a snow suit and a bobble hat even though it was a roasting day in june and Fido appeared to be combusting.
Everyone in the room paused they could hear a noise coming from the roof, the roof was ripped off and Hermione screamed clutching her burnt fig. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AIWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!