Chapter 6
Incoming Relatives
Normal POV
"Kagome, you know that you're maid of honor right? And Inuyasha, knows that he's best man right? And Koga's groomsman? And Kagura's bridesmaid? And Kanna is flower girl? And Hakudoushi is ring bearer?" Sango asked panicky.
"Sango, you need to stop panicking!" yelled Kagome. Sango was pacing up and down in the living room with her notebook. Kagome and Ayame and her baby were sitting down on the couch.
"I can't! The wedding is in three weeks! Three!" Sango said with panic in her voice.
"We know!" Kagome and Ayame yelled in unison. The doorbell rang. Sango went to open it. When she did, she saw her cousins Shinji and Kesshou with their parents and her father and her brother.
"Oh my god! Shinji! Kesshou! Kohaku! Dad! What are all of you doing here?" exclaimed Sango. She hugged everyone at the door.
"For the wedding of course you dummy!" Kesshou said happily. She hugged her cousin. They all came in.
For the past hour, relatives of Inuyasha, Miroku, Koga, Kagome, and Ayame came by Sango's house. They all knew each other and were great friends. Especially the cousins of all of them.
As Sango said, they would be troublemakers, but Ayame was right. They all didn't cause trouble. But they began to help unpack Miroku's stuff. ILR, Ayame's other cousin, was watching Aya while Ayame was helping Sango with the wedding.
"She's so pretty and gorgeous!" ILR exclaimed. She cradled her niece in her arms.
"ILR, watch this!" said Inuchan and Sayo. ILR looked up to see Sayo, Inuchan, and Shinji juggling Miroku's boxers around. Aki, Kinbari, and BC were throwing the wedding rings at each other. The older kids, CK, Chione, DTG, and Kesshou were busy unpacking the boxes. ILR laughed as she watched her friends juggle the boxers and the rings.
"You six better stop that. We'll be in trouble if our cousins or our parents see you juggling the wedding rings and Miroku's boxers." CK said sternly. She was Inuchan's older sister.
"Look at CK all grown up! You sound like mom." Inuchan said sarcastically.
"I'm actually with CK on this one. Hey do you know where everybody is?" said Chione, Aki's older sister.
"Everybody else is at the Cherry Blossom Shrine getting ready for the wedding." ILR said. She was playing with Aya, bouncing her up and down and making funny faces at her.
"I wish we could help. I don't want to be stuck in the house with a bunch of immature brats whose juggling my future cousin-in-law's boxers and the wedding rings." Kesshou replied. She continued to unpack.
The front door opened and Miroku's voice filled the house. "Sango? Are you here? Sango?" he called. As soon as he entered the living room, Shinji, Inuchan, Sayo, Aki, BC, and Kinbari hid whatever they were juggling behind their backs and put on bright smiles. "Hello girls. Have you seen Sango?" he asked.
"Nope, not at all Miroku-sama. We haven't seen her since she told us to unpack your stuff." DTG replied. The girls juggling still keep bright smiles on.
"Oh. What are you six smiling about? Something's not right here." Miroku asks suspiciously.
"Everything's alright Miroku-sama. Trust us!" Sayo said in her most innocent and convincing voice.
"What are you girls hiding?" he asked, still suspicious.
"Nothing Miroku-sama!" they answer all together.
"What's behind your backs? Show me." Miroku ordered. The six girls gave each other sheepish looks and showed Miroku the boxers and the wedding rings. "What the hell are you doing with my boxers!" yelled Miroku with horror.
"We were just juggling them for fun! We got bored of packing!" yelled Aki.
"Just them and not us." CK implied. She continued to unpack the boxes and avoided the glare her little sister was giving her.
"Why would you be juggling my boxers and the wedding rings! Just give me the rings and leave my boxers alone!" Miroku yelled. He took the wedding rings from Aki and Kinbari.
But things didn't stop there. Everyone was helping put out the chairs for the wedding when ILR and Shinji decided to have a sword fight…with two of the chairs.
"Hey Shinji-chan!" called ILR. Shinji looked up and was able to catch the chair that ILR threw at her. They grinned at each other and began to have a sword fight of some kind with the chairs.
Sango immediately spotted it and ran over to the 'sword fight'. "Stop it! What the hell are you doing! You're going to ruin the chairs! I won't be surprised if someone sits down in them and the chair fails!" Sango yelled at the 12 year olds. They seemed unfazed at the lecture they got. They continued to grin but help with setting up.
If things could get worse then it would. "Miroku! Why didn't you tell me about the wedding?" asked a voice. Everyone turned around to see a boy looking a little like Miroku but only younger. Everyone's faces grew dark as he walked up to Miroku.
"Er…what are you doing here Dillon?" asked Miroku with shock and horror written all over his face.
"The invitation must have been lost in the mail. But I saw your engagement picture in the newspaper so I decided to come!" Dillon said slyly.
"10 bucks says he gropes one of us first." Whispers Kinbari to the others. They nodded and continued to work. Dillon came up behind Aki and slapped her ass. Aki screamed and hit Dillon across the face.
"Don't touch me you pervert!" she screamed.
He shrugged and said, "Whatever you say babe."
"You eleven! Get over here I need to talk with you!" called Miroku.
"What did we do now? We were just working when that asshole came over…" muttered BC. The six of them walked over to Sango and Miroku.
"We weren't sword fighting with the chairs anymore! What did we do asked ILR.
"Here. Take this and run that boy out of here! I don't care if you girls create chaos but that boy will ruin the wedding!" Sango said to them. She handed each one a chair. "Just get him out!"
"I give you permission to get rid of the little spoiled cousin of mine." Miroku said simply. The eleven girls gave each other evil grins and walked over to Dillon who was looking around and not doing anything.
"Hey Dillon. Did you know that you weren't invited to the wedding?" Shinji asked.
"Really? Why do you say that?" the boy asked.
"Because Miroku sent me over here to do this." Shinji replied. She took the chair and hit him with it.
"What the hell was that for!" Dillon screamed.
Ten more chairs hit Dillon. The eleven girls continued to beat Dillon until he was out of the Cherry Blossom Shrine for good. Everyone congratulated them for their good efforts to get rid of the boy. Sango and Miroku were so grateful that they gave them the rest of the day of from working.
Two weeks before the wedding all hell broke loose with everyone. The eleven girls were staying in Miroku's nearly empty house with the rest of the guests. The girls and Kohaku and Sota were up before everyone else so they had breakfast altogether.
"CK, can you pass me the orange juice?" asked Inuchan.
"Is your arm and legs broken? Get it yourself!" snapped CK at her little sister.
"Fine." Inuchan stood up and picked up the orange juice. Instead of taking it back to her seat, she went behind her sister and poured it all on her head. CK shrieked and shoved a bowl of oatmeal in Inuchan's face. The others looked at each other then watched the fight. Inuchan took a piece of buttered toast and threw it at CK. CK ducked and the toast hit ILR on her face.
ILR looked fazed at what happened. But soon, she began pelting the sunny side up eggs at anyone. Soon everyone joined in the food fight. Oatmeal, eggs, bacon, toast, butter, orange juice and milk were flying around and hitting someone. Shinji, Kinbari, and ILR managed to open the freezer and take out a whole bunch of ice cubes and pelt them at someone. Kohaku and Sota took out all the cartons of eggs and began hitting the girls with it.
The front door opened and Sango, Koga, Kagome, Miroku, and Inuyasha came in. They saw thirteen teenagers covered in food and wet from the drinks. They watched in shock as Kohaku and Sota chucked eggs at them and the girls retaliate with ice cubes.
"What the hell is going on in here!" yelled Inuyasha. They stopped what they were doing to see 5 adults standing there watching the entire food fight.
"Food fight." BC said.
"I want all of this cleaned up. And I want you all to clean up yourselves. This place is a mess!" ordered Miroku. The thirteen of them grinned and began to clean up.