Title: Love Tribulations
Rating: NC-17
Content: Love, Tribulations LoL. Sex.
Distribution: Please Ask First
Characters: (Non Wrestling) Cj, Nikki, Faith, Khristina Dogma (Wrestlers) Sean O'Haire, Mark Jindrak, Randy Orton, Dave Batista, John Cena, Rico Jeff Hardy. Also some minor parts from others.
Disclaimer: I only own Cj, Nikki, Khristina and Faith. Everyone else owns themselves. Although there's a few of them I wouldn't mind owning LoL
WARNINGS: There may be some mild language, sexual reference and sex
Summary by Chapter: Faith is feeling frustrated. Wedding preparations continue. Dogma's finding it hard to get over Jeff. Cj fears meeting the in laws.
Love Tribulations – Chapter 34
3 Weeks Later
"Cj will you quit complaining" said a stressed Nikki
"Nik it's December 23rd in New York City and we've been so occupied by the wedding that the day before Christmas Eve I still haven't bought a single gift. Give yourself a vacation have the holidays off and let me go shopping"
"Do you want to get married or do you want to go shopping?"
"I'm already married so let's go shopping" said Cj heading for the door
"Chloe Jane Orton if I have to drag you back by your hair God help me I will" Cj stopped and turned to Nikki and smiled. "What's that goofy look for?" asked Nikki
"You're the first person to call me Orton that was really…weird but in a good way"
Nikki smiled "Listen lets just sort the dresses and tuxedos out so that straight after Christmas everybody can come down for a fitting. Then we'll go Christmas shopping and not stop until it's all bought and wrapped and delivered"
"Okay you've got a deal"
Nikki and Cj arranged the bridesmaid's dresses and groomsmen's tuxedos. Cj finally made a decision for a subtle shade of gold for the bridesmaid's dresses and classic black tuxedos with gold vests and neckties.
5 Days Later
Faith walked into the café in a bad mood she sat down with her friends and sighed loudly as she dropped her bag on the floor.
"Problem?" asked Nikki sarcastically
"Your brother is trying to torture me. We're good, we're getting along having a good time and I wish I could say things couldn't be better but I'd be lying"
"What's he done?" asked Cj
"It's what he hasn't done. We haven't had sex since I moved back in. What's the use in us moving back in together if he hasn't wiped the slate clean? He's still holding onto things and frankly who does he think he is? I know I was wrong for ever thinking he could hurt me like that but it was him in his birthday suit with my naked sister on top of him if anyone should be holding on it should be me"
"Wow so you're not having sex? I'd ask you how that is but I know better than anybody" snapped Dogma playing the 'I lost the love of my life' card. "At least he still wants to be around you"
"Are you guna use that every time one of us has a problem because it's getting really old"
"Just trying to stress that as bad as things are with you and Mark there's always someone out there with worse problems than you"
"I just wanna know what's going on with him. I tried to seduce himbefore I came out and he said 'I'm not in the mood'. Do you know any man who's ever turned down sex?"
"Here's an idea now it's completely weird and you might not like it but I swear it works. How about you ask him what's going on?" said Dogma sarcastically
"You know what that is a good idea now if only you could take your own advice we wouldn't have to deal with your little bitch sessions. Call Jeff and get it sorted because it's beginning to get unbearable to have lunch or any social involvement with you"
The table went dead as the two sisters stared at each other. Nikki smiled and tried to ease the tension.
"Ok so the bridesmaid dresses…" Nikki took out a Polaroid picture from her wedding folder. "Here's what the dress looks like" she said handing the photo to Faith.
"Oh wow that's beautiful"
"Let me see" said Dogma asking for the photo. Faith handed it to him and he smiled. "You're both going to look gorgeous as bridesmaids"
2 Weeks Later
"Between the WWE schedule and the wedding plans I don't think we're going to get this done in time" stressed Nikki
"Nikki just calm down everything will fall into place"
"How? I can't even get your husband to the fittings if the groom isn't there then it's over"
"If Randy has to wear underwear only he'll be there and as soon as he comes back I'll take him to get fitted up"
"Ok well now we need to talk about flowers"
"Each bridesmaid is carrying a different flower white and yellow roses for you, white and yellow calla lilies for Faith and white and yellow tulips for Rebecca all Colonial Bouquets. Boutonnières are white roses for men yellow for women all open roses I don't want buds I want completely blossomed roses. I'm going to be carrying a mixed white and yellow Handheld Bouquet including all three bridesmaids' flowers. A mixed white flower bouquet for the altar. White and yellow roses, tulips and calla lilies for the pews and centre pieces. Anything else?"
"You have two flower girls"
"Yellow dresses right?"
"Lemon"
"Same thing. In that case daisy baskets"
"Why?"
"Because I love daisies"
"Ok"
"Food for the reception?"
"Chicken wings"
"Cj!"
"What it's my wedding isn't it?"
"You can't serve chicken wings at a wedding"
"Chicken without the bucket then"
"Chicken at a wedding?"
"What's wrong with chicken at a wedding?"
"I'm not going to respond to that"
"How about baby back ribs?" asked Cj sarcastically
"How about Salmon?"
"I don't like Salmon"
"You're not the only one going to be there. I was thinking Salmon for the vegetarians, a vegetable platter for any freaks or whatever who don't eat anything with a face and pork for the carnivores"
"Pork?"
"Yeah"
"Am I not invited to this wedding?" Cj asked sarcastically
"Ok double option pork or chicken"
"Thank you" Cj smiled
"Now the cake…" said Nikki continuing to speak as Cj zoned out.
LATER – AT THE ORTON'S APARTMENT
Cj was sat on the couch on the phone waiting for an answer
"Hello" said Randy
"Hey"
"Hey what's up?"
"Talk to me about anything but weddings and pork"
"Pork?"
"That's what Nikki wanted"
"Is she driving you crazy still?" he asked knowing the answer already
"She's just excited hopefully she'll calm down. If not I'm guna shoot her with a tranquilliser dart"
Randy laughed "I think John would you thank you. She's driving him nuts too"
"If I have to suffer I think it's only fair someone else should have to as well"
The newlyweds continued to talk and talking to Randy calmed Cj after her very stressful day with Nikki.
2 DAYS LATER
A taxi pulled up and Randy climbed out dragging his bag with him he walked across the crowded sidewalk to get to Cj. He kissed her and looked into the window behind her.
"This is where they are?" asked Randy
"Yep and if you don't hurry this is where Nikki's going to be in an hour"
"I can't believe you're avoiding her"
"It's either that or kill her. Come on baby"
Cj walked Randy into the store where he tried on his tuxedo. Cj smiled as he walked out of the changing room.
"You look so handsome"
"Do I really have to wear this?"
"I'm afraid so"
"This is grounds for divorce you know" he said smiling as he looked into the mirror tying his necktie.
"What a neurotic sister?"
"That's another"
Cj smiled "Hey speaking of sisters…" she said walking over to Randy and helping him with his tie "…We should really invite Becky up so she can try on her dress we don't want Nikki stressing…more than she is" Cj pulled the tie leaving a loose knot "There you go" Randy looked at himself in the mirror as Cj admired him dressed in the black 2 button, notch lapel Hilfiger tuxedo with Victorian gold vest and tie.
"We'll call her later. Hey I look hot" Randy said modestly
THE NEXT DAY
"I'm so sorry we had to rush you straight from the airport but my sisters a psycho" Cj apologised to Randy's little sister
"No problem I can't wait to try on the dress. I'm really excited"
AT THE FITTING
Cj was sat waiting for the three girls to come out of the changing rooms as people waited on her with champagne and strawberries.
"Oh I'm fine thank you" said Cj as the lady offered to top up her glass. "One of you has to be ready by now" shouted Cj at the three curtains in front of her.
Suddenly a curtain moved and Faith immerged sporting a gold Nu-Georgette fabric Bateau neckline, pleated bodice. Modified A-Line skirt with a symmetrical hemline Faith looked at herself in the mirror.
"Oh the picture didn't do this dress justice it's beautiful" she said as she rubbed her hands down the soft fabric. "I'm never taking this off" she said as the lady handed her a shawl. "What's this for?"
"I have no idea. Nikki thought we all needed shawls"
The next curtain moved and Becky walked out in a gold tea length Matte Satin, Plunging V neckline dress with spaghetti straps and an empire waist.
"I can't believe I'm going to own this" said Becky with a smile as she looked into the mirror.
"Why do we have different dresses?" asked Faith looking at Becky's dress.
"Cj's bright idea" called Nikki as she walked out of her changing room wearing a gold tea length strapless cotton lace dress with soft crepe lining and empire waist and a bow and grosgrain ribbon. "She thought we needed the uniqueness that's why we all have different flowers too"
"That's awesome we're not going to look like ridiculous triplets this way. Thank you Cj" said Faith kissing Cj
"You're welcome. So Nik does your dress get the Nicole Jindrak seal of approval?"
Nikki turned to the mirror and adjusted the dress she turned around and looked at the back of the dress and smiled
"Yeah it's ok"
"Ok they're all stunning" said Becky
"Yeah they are" said Nikki smiling at her sister.
"Don't look so surprised Nik I've got great taste"
"Ok girls lets get this over with because we have hair consultations in an hour"
LATER
"Maybe up" said a foreign man raising Cj's hair
"Maybe down" hinted Cj
"Fine"
"I really don't want overworked hair. Just something simple"
"Maybe curls" said Dominic the hairstylist
"Maybe straight" said Cj
"Are you going to argue with everything he says?" asked Nikki
"I said not overworked. I don't have curly hair its guna be busy and I don't need that"
"Well what did you wear it like?" asked Faith
"Ferrah flicks"
"Seriously?" asked Nikki with criticism
"I did everything myself I did the best I could"
"Ok maybe something bitty, like a really messy chop look that she doesn't have to put a lot of effort into but looks great"
"I can do that and some highlights"
"Perfect"
3 Weeks Later
"Ok the chef called and wanted to know about the cake because he has to start making it soon so what is your final choice?"
"I don't like fruitcake" said Cj sat on Randy's lap.
"Neither do I" said Randy stroking Cj's hair.
"So what a plain sponge?"
"Chocolate" said Cj with a childish smile
"You can't have a chocolate wedding cake"
"Yes I can because it's my day and my cake"
"Our day and our cake" Randy reminded Cj who turned to him and smiled
"You haven't done anything; you haven't had to deal with her. I earned this day and I will enjoy 'my' day"
"Hello! The cake"
"How about a tier of each? Instead of making each tier a different size have them all the same size and do chocolate for the bride, fruitcake and plain sponge cake" said Randy giving the best idea so far in the wedding.
"Now that's a good plan" said Cj kissing her smart husband
"It's a four tier wedding cake"
"Well the top tier will be fruitcake and no one eats it because the bride and groom take it home and store it for their first anniversary or a milestone anniversary right?"
"Oh my God you're so fantastic" said Cj snuggling closer to Randy.
THE NEXT DAY – AT THE CAFÉ
The four friends ordered their food and sat silently waiting for the first troubled person to speak up.
"We still haven't slept together. Tell me this is normal. I've been back with him for 9 weeks and when we'd broke up we were apart for 7 weeks that means we haven't slept together in 16 weeks"
"Oooh" said Cj and Nikki simultaneously
"How are you surviving?" asked Nikki
"On love but that's quick wearing out I need to know how to get my man in bed. Something I never thought I'd need help with"
"I don't think we can help you because helping our brother get laid is kind of…"
"Weird" Nikki said finishing Cj's sentence
"I've tried everything. I've tried to initiate it by mounting him on the couch and in the bed and he just kisses me then he has to go to the bathroom or go work out or remembers he has to do something. I walked in on him in the shower and he walked out. I even tried at the gym and he kicked me out the guy's locker room. Besides pulling his penis off and doing the job myself I don't know what else to do" a frustrated Faith told her friends
"Maybe you should try playing coy" said Dogma
"I don't understand how that will help"
"Maybe he's turned off by you being so forward"
"It never bothered him before" said Faith sipping at her water
"I went to Cameron to see Jeff" said Dogma changing the subject
"And what happened?" asked Cj
"Well a strange thing actually. I got there and found him kissing a girl"
"A girl? That's interesting" said Nikki
"What do I think to that?" Dogma asked hoping one of the girls could provide the answer
"That he's bisexual" said Faith
"And cheating on me"
"You broke up how is he cheating on you?" asked Nikki
"If I'm not over him…"
"…Then he shouldn't be over you?" Faith ended his sentence
"Exactly"
"It doesn't work like that" said Cj
"Well it should" said an upset Dogma
"Did you talk?" asked Cj
"Yeah and we were back and forth about nothing really. In the end I left more confused and hurt than when I arrived"
"Poor puppy" said Cj holding Dogma's hand
"But nothing is going to ruin this wedding. Not my miserable face or my lack of a date"
"I thought you were going with Emmy?" asked Faith
"He's a friend not a date. He's just going because of the free food and drink"
"Oh so like most of the guests?" Cj smiled
"You know sarcasm might not impress the in laws" said Nikki
"Oh don't" said Cj her face cringing at the thought
"It's tomorrow right?" asked Faith
"Yeah and apparently his Mom's not happy about the secret ceremony so she's not going to think much of me when she arrives then I have to keep her entertained and happy and away from you guys"
"Why?"
"Because I'm bad enough without her meeting every freak in my life"
"So nice your sister. Why wouldn't the Orton family love her?" Dogma asked sarcastically
"I got along great with Becky and she seemed to like me and Randy said she did but he could have been sparing my feelings but if its true then she went back saying great things about me so hopefully his Moms guna like me as much as Becky"
"In all fairness you're not buying his Mom a dress"
"Oh Nikki cork it" screamed Cj "I just keep thinking what if they hate me?"
"They're not going to hate you. They're going to love you because there's nothing about you to hate" Faith said kindly supporting her friend
"But they might! Then where do me and Randy stand then?"
"Side by side. He married you he's not going to abandon you because his family don't approve" said Dogma squeezing Cj's hand
"I hope you're right"
LATER – AT THE ORTON APARTMENT
"Baby can we talk?" said Cj rolling over and leaning on Randy's chest.
"Mmm" groaned Randy half asleep
"What happens if your parents hate me?"
"Why do they hate you?"
"I don't know because we went behind their backs and got married. I did the seating chart wrong I don't know but they could"
"Dad was never angry about the wedding and he loves everyone. Mom was upset not angry but she's over it now and she's excited to meet you. You didn't do the seating chart wrong because…you didn't do it Nikki did. You're perfect in everyway Cj stop bringing yourself down because they're going to love you like I do"
"You hear about in laws that don't get along"
"My parents aren't like that"
"How do you know how many women have you married?"
"You're my sixth" he said smiling
"Stop it Randy" she smiled
"They loved the first five"
Cj laughed and moved up towards Randy's lips where she gently kissed him. Randy soon woke up and kissed Cj back with as much passion he then rolled her onto her back and pulled off her shorts and vest and threw them to the floor before invading her body and senses.
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