Disclaimer: I am in no way involved with Harry Potter or J.K. Rowling, and this is for my own sick and twisted amusement.

This story is about me and my friends and their magical adventures, I know it's cliché, but I find it amusing and interesting, and that's all that matters.

Glenwood Institute for the Magically Gifted

"It'll be so awesome having thee Harry Potter come here to our quaint little school," exclaimed Kelsey, an average height blond girl, who today was especially hyper.

"Man, what do you mean!" A boy named Stephen practically shouted. "Our school's known worldwide as a role model in theoretical magic!"

A slightly round boy wearing glasses, named Bryan then said, "I don't think she's listening for some strange twisted reason."

"Yeah…she probably thinks he's all hot and crap. Anyhow, who are those other three kids, you know besides the Potter guy, coming from Hogwarts? And I heard that there are two more coming from the Salem Academy."

Just then, a bright flash of light appeared on the table and when the light subsided, a letter was in its place. The letter read:

Hey guys,

Come down the library and check this out. It's totally weird. By the way, Claire and Jake are here with me. Hurry!

Logan

"But we have Potions in 5 minutes, and you know how Professor Kuba gets. She gets lesson long PMS attacks." Bryan retorted.

Stephen shut Bryan up and then said, "Oh well, let's go."

Library

After sorting through the seemingly millions of isles, the group of three soon found Logan, Jake, and Claire towering over a rather old and musty book.

Just noticing that the three newcomers had just arrived, Jake then said, "It's totally freaky, I was dragging Claire and Logan here to help me with Professor Apple's charms homework, you know, the history of Jinxes and Anti-Jinxes. Anywho, we found this book. It's got some sort of ancient spell thingy mabobber."

"Hey, let me see it," Bryan said importantly.

"NO!" everyone chorused in unison.

Kelsey giggled, "You'd probably break it. Give it to me."

The book's passage read:

The day will come when 12 wizards shall receive their fate

And the Dark Lord's power they shall sedate.

With the 12 ancient elements they will receive,

The outcome, however, we cannot perceive.

If they fail, their everything, their world,

Shall disappear, and reality, out of control, will be swirled.

"Whoa…deep," said Claire with her mouth hanging open in surprised amazement.

Then Kelsey exclaimed, "Tell me about it, totally freaky"

The magical P.A. system then beeped and out of it came the voice of their headmaster, Madam Storr. "Kelsey Dymond, Bryan Klostilski, Jake Taros, Stephen Rosenflower, Logan Fitchett, and Claire Frito please report to my office at once!"

"Uh-oh…we're doomed," Logan uttered dramatically.

Stephen, the voice of reason then yelled, "Shut up dude!"

Madam Storr's Office

Bryan opened his overly large mouth and let the fact that they skipped Potions slip. "Please don't punish me! Blame Logan and Claire and Jake and Stephen and what's her name…oh yeah! Kelsey. Blame all of them! Not me, they made me skip Potions, they made me do their dirty work!"

"All right," said Madam Storr in an exasperated tone. "I didn't know that little fact, but I will deal with that later."

Everyone then stared at Bryan and then he went behind a chair and hid there.

"If you continue to act like a pompous fool, then I will not allow you to continue to be in my office. Now, back to what I as saying. The six exchange students have arrived, and I would like to introduce them to you as they have all been accepted into the Phoenix Clan. This is Hermione Granger."

Then a girl with slightly bushy hair and seemingly perfect teeth came through the doorway of the office. "Hello, pleased to meet you all. I'm eager to learn all I can about the American culture and American wizardry."

"Now, these are the two Weasleys, Ginny and Ron."

Two kids, one boy and one girl, both with vivid red hair came through the door. The girl replied to the welcome by a huge smile and by saying, "Hey! Glad to be here. I'm Ginny and that guy is Ron." On signal, Ron picked up his hand, and waved it half-heartedly. "Excuse him, he's a bit home sick." Ron subsequently glared at Ginny.

"The last student from Hogwarts is Harry Po-"

"Oh my GOSH! It's HIM! Thee HARRY POT-" was all Kelsey get out of her mouth before Claire put her hand over her mouth, equally as big as Bryan's mouth.

"Please excuse her Madam Storr, she's just a tad excited," Logan said in Kelsey's defense.

"A little?" inquired a voice from the back of the room. Everyone turned to see whom the voice came from. All of the people in the room saw a boy with untidy raven colored hair, radiant green eyes covered by round glasses, and most noticeable: a lightning bolt shaped scar. "Hey, as you guys probably already know, I'm Harry. Harry Potter."

Jake kind of jumped the gun after Harry introduced himself. He declared, "Bonjour! Come on, we'll show you around and then we can-"

"Not so fast Jake," Professor Storr interrupted. "We still have two more exchange students to introduce. Meet Kathryn and Natalie. They are from the Salem Academy."

A blonde girl with her hair in a ponytail then interjected, "Yeah, I'm Kathryn, preferably Kat."

"And I'm Natalie as you probably already know, as Madam Storr had the decency to introduce us," announced a girl with chestnut shaded hair.

"Ok, now we can show you around." Jake said wholeheartedly.

Boy's Dorm

"You know, I couldn't help but notice that there are 12 of us in total. I wonder if that's why the teachers told us to show the new kids around, you know the spell thingy?" Logan said mysteriously.

"Man, you say the weirdest things!" yelled Stephen, as he repeated one of his famous trademark words.

"Wait a second, what spell? There's a spell involving us? Why did no one tell me?" Harry said as he slowly went psycho.

"Harry…could you please maybe just, I don't know, calm down?" Ron timidly asked, as if afraid he was going to get killed by Harry's temper if he uttered a single word.

As Jake and Stephen and Logan proceeded to explain to the new comers of the group, Bryan felt the Earth itself move under his every feet.

"Hey guys, did you feel that vibration?" inquired Bryan.

Jake retorted by saying, "No, but I did feel a slight shock."

"Huh? I felt cold," Stephen exclaimed.

"You people are all delusional! I got a weird headache" Logan practically whispered.

"If you all don't shut up, I'll get a headache; stop talking so loud!" Ron shouted like a senseless idiot.

"Uh Ron, we're whispering," Logan assured Ron.

"Oh…" Ron admitted sheepishly.

Girl's Dorm

The original group, consisting of Claire and Kelsey, explained the "spell" to the newcomers.

"Whew, does anyone else feel hot in here?" Ginny asked, slightly sweating.

"No…actually I feel slightly lightheaded, what about you Claire?" Hermione inquired.

"It kind of feels hard to breath, and really hard to move," Claire answered while moving her arms and fingers around.

Natalie then said, "Hey Ginny, come over here. It's breezy over where I'm standing."

"No it's not, where are you living? Hold on…AH! THE LIGHT! I'M BLIND!" Kat shouted as she ran around the room in complete disarray.

"Guys you don't have to go slow for me; I'm not that retarded!" Kelsey said, feeling slightly hurt that they were "making fun of her", when in reality, they weren't.

AN: I'm sorry that this chapter sucks; I'm really trying. Can you guess what their elements are? Oh yeah, the Clans are sort of like the houses in Hogwarts. There is the Phoenix Clan, Dragon Clan, Griffin Clan, and Leviathan Clan. BTW, this is story is a remake of my buddy's story (Monkeys Rok My Sox). Review, Flame, Worship, ANYTHING! Although I prefer the third one, I'll settle for the first, or even the flame (as long as it's constructive). I'll update if I get enough reviews, but I'll do it anyways if I don't.