Shoutouts!

Poison Ivory: All right, well I'll change it. Thanks!

Charlie Bird: FLUFF, Sammy, FLUFF! No manner of puppy eyes will I ever succumb to!

Uknown-Dreams: I LOVE dancer!Dutchy! And Snitch! Oh, this is SO fun!


"Favorite color?" Dutchy asked. Snitch thought for a moment, downing half a bottle of root beer.

"Green." Dutchy and Snitch were sprawled on the floor in a pile of pillows and blankets, chugging root beer and plowing through seven bags of Doritos.

"Mine's blue," Dutchy said, rolling onto his back. He began attempting to balance a Dorito on his nose while Snitch thought of the next question.

"Favorite TV channel?" he asked, finally.

"Cartoon Network," Dutchy laughed. "What's yours?"

"Discovery Channel," Snitch replied. "You know, these Doritos are great. I've never had them before." Dutchy sat up on his elbows, looking incredulous.

"You've never had a Dorito?" he exclaimed. He reached over and patted Snitch on the head. "You poor deprived child. What have you been eating all your life?"

"Celery," Snitch said, flippantly, munching on another Dorito. Dutchy gave an astonished gasp and flopped back on the pile of blankets, his head only just missing an empty root beer bottle.

"My gosh, how have you lived so long?" Snitch laughed.

"I'm quite healthy, actually. Although I must admit I regret not having these earlier," Snitch said, thoughtfully. Dutchy sat up and grinned as if Christmas had come four months early. "What're you grinning at?"

"You're going to have the best freshmen year anyone's ever had!" Dutchy exclaimed.

"Why?" Snitch asked, reaching behind him to grab another root beer.

"Because your best friends are sophomores. You've automatically got a ticket to all the parties!" Snitch yawned. "I'll check around, see when the first party is," Dutchy said, stifling a yawn himself.

"Sounds…good…" Snitch muttered as the two boys drifted off to sleep.