You are funky

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. The end. Don't sue. I have a lawyer.

F.A.Q:

I don't understand what's going on here!

It's a little song I made up called "You are funky" and it's a sort of fanfic explained in a song. K?

Why can't I see any underlines?

It's probably because is being a pain. Ignore it, you don't need underlines.

It looks odd. Why can't I follow the plot?

This is a jumbled song. You'll get random bits in different areas, so you might have to piece it together yourself. So don't worry. And if you want to flame my fiction, go ahead! I could use some constructive criticism.

I thought this was a funny song.

It's half funny.

I can't see anything!

I don't think this is the case on most computers. Just refresh your browser and it'll probably show it.

I don't understand the F.A.Q questions or I can't find the question I'm after.

Post it as a review if you can't find the question you're after. If you can't understand the questions, just go ahead and review with how you don't understand them, and I'll try and help.

What does "Dumbledore's gone naked time" mean, and where did you get it?

Go to and search "Potter Puppet Pals" and look at the first till the end. Naked time is what he screams after he becomes naked. So, hence dumbledore's gone naked time. Nothing perverted, just a puppet that's flesh coloured.

You are funky

Funky

Funky

You're so funky!

Harry's gone nuts and he's dancing about

'Mione's breaking the rules

Oh my god!

Ron's gone mental, eating chicken pie

Oh my god!
I think I'm gonna cry –

Draco's helping Gryffindors

And singing away

Oh my god!

Bring me to a normal day

You are funky

Funky

Funky

You're so funky

YEAH!

Lavender's saying divination's rubbish

'Mione's saying it's good

Dumbledore's gone naked time

And McGonagall's eating blood!

You are funky

Funky

Funky

You're so funky

I cannot describe it

You're so funky

YEAH!