A/N: Welcome back! Yay! We are so happy you came! It's so wonderful to have my lovely reviewers who review my stories! Aww, how nice! Free string cheese to all! (Hands out String Cheese) Ah, that's better. Well, now we'll find out what's going on with our favorite couple! I guess...or not....

Much thanks and french fries to:
PopcornLeader: That joke is funny, but at first I thought it was nasty, but then I remembered that you are like me a Pip fangirl and would never make a pervy joke. And although Fari is 'fwee', remember that I get first dibs, but am always happy to give you Pip in a Kilt like a true Scotsman.

Chapter Three: Dates, Life, and Wizards

"Hi ho, everyone! Once again, we're back! If you remember, good for you. If not, go reread the previous chapters. Once again, our landlord Grima has a few words." Paul says.

"What did I tell you, Fred? Don't be so happy! If you continue this happy lifestyle, I'll shoot you. Oh, great. You all heard that, huh? Well. There's a party tonight! Everyone WHO LIVES HERE is invited to come. Yep. So enjoy and go. And don't be happy." Grima says, looking at the camera.

"On with the show!" Paul says, despite Grima's warning.

In Room 19, Floor 6...

"DAAAAAD!" Boromir yells, running up the stairs and to his apartment door.

"Yes, beloved firstborn?" Denethor asks, poking his head out the door. He steps into the hall, as we see his shirt. It says 'Pyres are the Best!' and black jeans.

"Get a load of this." Boromir says, as Denethor sees Eowyn behind Boromir.

"Your eyes are like beautiful clouds! Your hair is like a forest in autumn! You arms are like.." Eowyn says.

"Argh! Back!" Boromir says, doing the little self-defense thing with his arms.

"Every inch I am separated from you is an inch of my heart destroyed." Eowyn says, tears coming to her eyes.

"See, dad? Make her stop!" Boromir says, looking from Eowyn to his father.

"Why? She obviously wants to date you. What a cute couple!" Denethor says, looking at Eowyn.

"But she was FARAMIR'S girlfriend! That's sad!" Boromir says.

"She wants to date you!"

"That's too much for me to, ah, handle right now. The responsibilities..."

"Are something you're ready for."

"No. They..."

"Oh, just do it!"

"NOOO!"

"YEES!"

"Your face is as lovely as a rose! Every moment you deny your feelings towards me is a moment my love for you deepens!" Eowyn says, grabbing Boromir's hand.

"Let go of me!" Boromir says, wrenching his hand out of her grasp. She looks sad, then continues to rattle on her comments about his beauty and handsomeness.

"Just date her already!"

"NOOO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"You are love in human form.." Eowyn interjects.

"DO IT!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"FINE! But only because I'm NOBLE and SELF-SACRIFICING! And because I am the COOLEST man EVER!" Boromir screams.

"Good! Well done, my son!"

"Gah."

"Now, take her to the party tonight as your date!"

"WHAT?"

In Room 55, Floor 6...

"Hey, uncle!" Eomer says. He is wearing a shirt that says 'I fought in the Battle of the Pelennor and All I got was this Shirt" and jeans.

"Hey, sister-son! How's life?" asks Theoden, wearing and 'I'm Lovin' It: LIFE!' shirt and shorts.

"It's ok." Eomer says, kind of emotionlessly.

"Hey! I'm glad to be alive! It's a great day to be alive!" Theoden says, skipping around.

"Yep. It sure is."

"So, what's going on? I love life!"

"There's a party tonight." Eomer says, looking at his schedule.

"Let's go! Life rules!"

"Ok!"

"What should I wear? I want to look alive!"

"Erm, king stuff?"

"I guess that'll do. Life, life, life!"

"Enough with the life already!"

"Alright, sister-son! D'you like life?"

"Grrrrr!"

"Ok. We'll go. I'm gonna look alive!"

"Argh."

Meanwhile, in Room 90 on Floor 9...

"BACK! I am the WHITE!" Gandalf says, brandishing his white staff. He is wearing a white shirt that says, 'Da Bomb' and black jeans.

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, I am the MULTICOLORED!" Sauruman says. He is wearing a tie-dye shirt and black jeans.

"Wait. Multicolored as in Technicolor?" Gandalf asks, amazed.

"You betcha."

"Whoa."

"Why are we living together? Is this the bachelor pad?"

"Two old guys living together..."

"Yep. The Bachelor Pad, Season 1."

"Why are you in this fic?"

"Because the authoress...."

"AHEM!" says a voice from on high.

"I mean, the GREAT and POWERFUL authoress decided to put me in."

"Yeah, right."

"Yeah, shut up!"

"Urgh." Says the authoress, who is great and powerful, and walks away from her computer to rant at the old guys.

"Yeah, get out of here!" Gandalf says.

"I...I hate you! You always reject me! Even in Lil' Wiz Kidz, you never let me be on your dodgeball team! I was always picked last! You thought you were so cool because you had a big floppy hat. Well, you aren't! You are mean, spiteful, surly and wicked! Why do you always reject me?" Sauruman says, tears welling up in his eyes.

"Well, you are the evil one, number 1, and, number two, you were mean to me first!"

"WERE NOT!"

"WERE TOO!"

"WERE NOT!"

"WERE TOO!"

And everybody decided to walk away from the computer screen, so after a slight modification, the authoress decided to carry on with the story and the plot.

"You were evil, Sauruman."

"So? Show a little love! Peace! Love! Peace! Happiness! And the pursuit of Liberty and/or Crab!" Sauruman says.

"Crab?"

"Hey, I ate at Joe's Crab Shack."

"Ok."

"We gotta let love rule! Love is all you need!"

"Oh, great. A flower child." Says Gandalf, as Episode 3 ends.
A/N: Well, you like? Why not? Grrr... So, I just got back from Columbus, Ohio, where I was touring the U.S. of A. It is neat. I went to a gaming convention and met SEAN ASTIN!!! WHOO! Got his autograph and a pic of him and me!! YAY!! Erm, sorry. Well, there will be more! Be prepared! I will give you Gondorian French Fries if you review, and EVERYONE loves Gondorian Fries! Next: The Party We've All Been Waiting For!