A/N: The Party We've All Been Waiting For: Part One. Thanks to my wonderful reviewers, this chapter promises to be long and pointless, but with some humor, drunken people, and some others thrown in. Hold tight. I will give you, erm, CHOCOLATE if you review! Now, how can you say no to that?
Chapter Four: The Party We've All Been Waiting For, Part 1 (Bit repitive, don't you think?)
"Hallo, everybody! We're live with our PartyCam, and Grima here is going to tell you our guests as they arrive! This party sponsored by Grimbold's Horse Stables, Dernhelm Cleaners, and the local library." Paul says.
"Whatever, Fred." Grima says. "Now, I'm going to introduce our guests as they come. First we have Aragorn and Arwen, aww, aren't they cute? Next come Frodo, Sam, and Gollum, followed by Eomer and Theoden! Then come Merry and Pippin, and Faramir. Next comes Denethor, followed by Sauruman and Gandalf. Then comes Celeborn and Legolas, trailed by Gimli and Elrond. And now our couples! Wait, shouldn't Aragorn and Arwen be on this list? Why not? Like I care. Ok, we have Galadriel and Haldir! Shouldn't Galadriel be with Celeborn? Hmm. And last are Boromir and Eowyn. Well, she should definitely be with Faramir, but seeing as she's not, whatever."
Suddenly, the DJ starts to play some music.
"Let's get this party started!!" Yells Aragorn, who is dancing really, really close with Arwen.
Suddenly, the DJ starts to play 'Get this Party Started' by Pink.
"Oh, Boromir, thank you for taking me to this party!" Eowyn sighs.
"Erm, no...problem?" Boromir says, looking all panicky and worried.
"You're the sweetest man alive!" She says.
Meanwhile, Faramir is rolling on the floor laughing at Eowyn's compliments to Boromir. Denethor is standing there and applauding his son's actions silently.
"Erm, that's a bit of an...overstatement." Boromir says.
"No, it's not!" Eowyn says quietly.
The camera then moves to where Galadriel and Haldir are dancing.
"Haldir, thank you so much for telling Celeborn. He was such a prat. How did I ever live with him all those years?" Galadriel says.
"No idea." Haldir says. The two look so cute together. Aww.
"Haldir, would you like to go to dinner sometime?" Galadriel asks.
"Uh, sure! That would be wonderful! We can go to the Fish Shanty!" Haldir suggests.
"No, fish makes me sick."
"Ok, how 'bout the Surf-N-Turf Smorgasbord?" Haldir suggests.
"That sounds simply wonderful, just like you!" Galadriel says.
"Well, when would you like to go?"
"Next week Thursday?"
"That's wonderful, Haldir!"
Meanwhile, where Eowyn and Boromir are dancing...
"Boromir, can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, Eowyn."
"Would you like to go to dinner sometime?"
"Er..."
"Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?"
"Ok, fine. You win."
"Oh, thank you, Boromir! You really know how to make my day!" Eowyn says, giving him a hug.
"Er, can you get off now?"
"No, silly! I'm gonna stay right here forever!"
"AGH!!"
Meanwhile, where no one is dancing (Where everyone else is)....
"This is such a boring party!" Merry complains.
"Well, I did say bring that girl. But did you? No!" Pippin says.
"Well, at least you have a girlfriend. I got no one." Legolas complains.
Everyone give him horrified stares.
"Damn, if Legolas can't find a date, there is as hell isn't any chance for the rest of us." Pip says.
"Pippin! Don't talk like that!" Elrond hushes him up.
"Elrond? Hey!" Celeborn says.
"Hey, father-in-law!" Elrond says.
"Erm, Elrond, can I move in with you?" Celeborn asks.
"That means I have to move out!" Legolas screams.
"You can move in with me, laddie." Gimli says.
"Thanks, Gimli. I can still stay with Elrond!" Legolas breathes a sigh of relief.
"No, Legolas, I mean you can move in with me!" Gimli says.
"AII!!" Screams Legolas
"Sure, Celeborn, you can move in with me." Elrond says.
"You'll have to move your stuff out." Gimli says.
"Damn."
"Well, at least it's better for them." Gimli says.
"Yeah, but no for me!" Legolas whines.
"Whatever. Just shut up!" Denethor interjects.
"Hey, pyro dude, shut it!" Merry says.
"Look! I figured out what we need around here!" Pippin exclaims.
"What?"
"A singles club! We can arrange to meet local women and set up dates!" Pip says.
"And who exactly is gonna run this thing?" Frodo and Sam ask at the same time, then chuckle nervously.
"Well, me, because I thought of the idea." Pip says.
"You can't run a Singles Club for the..." Denethor pauses to count. "The, erm, 11 of us. At least, I think there are 11."
"Well, Merry and Elrond can help, and Legolas could me the marketing supervisor. I mean, people want to see him." Pip explains.
"Yeah, that is a good idea!" Denethor says.
"We need a catchy name..." Say Eomer and Theoden.
"How 'bout.... Singles-R-Us?" Denethor suggests.
"COOLIO!!" Everyone else screams.
And so it was that Singles-R-Us was formed, and our couples are going on dates!!
A/N: I hoped you enjoyed this chapter. Part 2 of the Party is on the Way! Review and all that, and I will give you a picture of Boromir in his little Fellowship Outfit!! Autographed and kissed! How can you say no?
Chapter Four: The Party We've All Been Waiting For, Part 1 (Bit repitive, don't you think?)
"Hallo, everybody! We're live with our PartyCam, and Grima here is going to tell you our guests as they arrive! This party sponsored by Grimbold's Horse Stables, Dernhelm Cleaners, and the local library." Paul says.
"Whatever, Fred." Grima says. "Now, I'm going to introduce our guests as they come. First we have Aragorn and Arwen, aww, aren't they cute? Next come Frodo, Sam, and Gollum, followed by Eomer and Theoden! Then come Merry and Pippin, and Faramir. Next comes Denethor, followed by Sauruman and Gandalf. Then comes Celeborn and Legolas, trailed by Gimli and Elrond. And now our couples! Wait, shouldn't Aragorn and Arwen be on this list? Why not? Like I care. Ok, we have Galadriel and Haldir! Shouldn't Galadriel be with Celeborn? Hmm. And last are Boromir and Eowyn. Well, she should definitely be with Faramir, but seeing as she's not, whatever."
Suddenly, the DJ starts to play some music.
"Let's get this party started!!" Yells Aragorn, who is dancing really, really close with Arwen.
Suddenly, the DJ starts to play 'Get this Party Started' by Pink.
"Oh, Boromir, thank you for taking me to this party!" Eowyn sighs.
"Erm, no...problem?" Boromir says, looking all panicky and worried.
"You're the sweetest man alive!" She says.
Meanwhile, Faramir is rolling on the floor laughing at Eowyn's compliments to Boromir. Denethor is standing there and applauding his son's actions silently.
"Erm, that's a bit of an...overstatement." Boromir says.
"No, it's not!" Eowyn says quietly.
The camera then moves to where Galadriel and Haldir are dancing.
"Haldir, thank you so much for telling Celeborn. He was such a prat. How did I ever live with him all those years?" Galadriel says.
"No idea." Haldir says. The two look so cute together. Aww.
"Haldir, would you like to go to dinner sometime?" Galadriel asks.
"Uh, sure! That would be wonderful! We can go to the Fish Shanty!" Haldir suggests.
"No, fish makes me sick."
"Ok, how 'bout the Surf-N-Turf Smorgasbord?" Haldir suggests.
"That sounds simply wonderful, just like you!" Galadriel says.
"Well, when would you like to go?"
"Next week Thursday?"
"That's wonderful, Haldir!"
Meanwhile, where Eowyn and Boromir are dancing...
"Boromir, can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, Eowyn."
"Would you like to go to dinner sometime?"
"Er..."
"Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?"
"Ok, fine. You win."
"Oh, thank you, Boromir! You really know how to make my day!" Eowyn says, giving him a hug.
"Er, can you get off now?"
"No, silly! I'm gonna stay right here forever!"
"AGH!!"
Meanwhile, where no one is dancing (Where everyone else is)....
"This is such a boring party!" Merry complains.
"Well, I did say bring that girl. But did you? No!" Pippin says.
"Well, at least you have a girlfriend. I got no one." Legolas complains.
Everyone give him horrified stares.
"Damn, if Legolas can't find a date, there is as hell isn't any chance for the rest of us." Pip says.
"Pippin! Don't talk like that!" Elrond hushes him up.
"Elrond? Hey!" Celeborn says.
"Hey, father-in-law!" Elrond says.
"Erm, Elrond, can I move in with you?" Celeborn asks.
"That means I have to move out!" Legolas screams.
"You can move in with me, laddie." Gimli says.
"Thanks, Gimli. I can still stay with Elrond!" Legolas breathes a sigh of relief.
"No, Legolas, I mean you can move in with me!" Gimli says.
"AII!!" Screams Legolas
"Sure, Celeborn, you can move in with me." Elrond says.
"You'll have to move your stuff out." Gimli says.
"Damn."
"Well, at least it's better for them." Gimli says.
"Yeah, but no for me!" Legolas whines.
"Whatever. Just shut up!" Denethor interjects.
"Hey, pyro dude, shut it!" Merry says.
"Look! I figured out what we need around here!" Pippin exclaims.
"What?"
"A singles club! We can arrange to meet local women and set up dates!" Pip says.
"And who exactly is gonna run this thing?" Frodo and Sam ask at the same time, then chuckle nervously.
"Well, me, because I thought of the idea." Pip says.
"You can't run a Singles Club for the..." Denethor pauses to count. "The, erm, 11 of us. At least, I think there are 11."
"Well, Merry and Elrond can help, and Legolas could me the marketing supervisor. I mean, people want to see him." Pip explains.
"Yeah, that is a good idea!" Denethor says.
"We need a catchy name..." Say Eomer and Theoden.
"How 'bout.... Singles-R-Us?" Denethor suggests.
"COOLIO!!" Everyone else screams.
And so it was that Singles-R-Us was formed, and our couples are going on dates!!
A/N: I hoped you enjoyed this chapter. Part 2 of the Party is on the Way! Review and all that, and I will give you a picture of Boromir in his little Fellowship Outfit!! Autographed and kissed! How can you say no?