A/N: Now introducing Eowyn and Boromir's Date! See what not to do on a date and why she should have stuck with Faramir! Followed by Galadriel and Haldir's Date! The Sunny Acres Retirement Facility Date Special!
Chapter Six: The Sunny Acres Retirement Date Special!
In Armandi's Italian Bistro...
"So. What'll it be for the both of you?" Asks a waiter named Jimmy.
"I'll have the Spaghetti with Marinara Sauce." Eowyn says. "And a glass of merlot."
"I'll have the Chicken Tortellini." Says Boromir. "And a glass of chardonnay"
"Ok, I'll go put in your orders." Jimmy says and he walks off.
"Isn't this awesome?" Eowyn asks. Their table is located in the back in a small corner and there is a candle lighted on their table. Some Italian music is playing in the background.
"Erm, it sure is different." Boromir replies. He has never eaten in an Italian place.
"Well, let's...." Eowyn says, then stops short. "Hey! This's 'Amore' by Dean Martin!"
Dean Martin's voice fills the speakers and the words fill the restaurant.
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's Amore
When the stars seem to shine like you've had too much wine you're in love" the CD plays.
"Oh, I love this song!" Eowyn says.
"Er, it's quite good." Boromir said sipping his wine, which has arrived already.
"It makes me thinks of people like you!" She says happily.
"Ok." He says, slowly easing his chair away from the table.
"Your food." Jimmy says as he places their dishes down in front of him.
"Was this chicken starved?" Boromir asks, poking at a small piece of chicken as big as a quarter.
"No, sir." Jimmy replies.
"Well, if you insist." Boromir says, slicing the chicken.
Eowyn has a plate of noodles as big as a teacup.
"Wow. They sure give a lot of food." She says.
"That was sarcasm, right?"
"No."
They slowly begin to eat their food. Boromir gets a look of panic on his face.
"Shit. Eowyn, I forgot my wallet at my apartment."
"You...you what?"
"I think you'll have to pay the bill."
Eowyn's face turns a violent shade of red.
"You want me...to...to pay the...the...bill?"
"Well, if I had my wallet..."
"Yeah, but you don't!" Eowyn screams, tossing a bread crust from her plate at Boromir.
"Dear, relax!" Boromir says, reaching across the table and taking her hand.
"Oh, I'm so sorry." Eowyn says quietly.
"It's ok."
"Where were we?"
"Well, I was saying how good this food is."
"Ok."
"How do you like your spaghetti?"
"It's yummy. I love this restaurant."
"It's good. But I can't pay."
"What??"
"I'm sorry!'
"Boromir, that's outrageous!"
"I'm sorry!"
"This is what I think of you!" Eowyn screams, tossing her spaghetti at Boromir and covering him in Marinara sauce.
"Argh!" Boromir yells, as the red sauce got all over his white shirt.
"How do you like me now?"
"I'm leaving!" Boromir says, stomping out of the building.
Eowyn sits down at the table and huffs. Then, Jimmy comes with the check and Eowyn goes into a rage at the poor guy.
At Surf-N-Turf Smorgasbord...
"Haldir, this is the best date I've ever been on!" Galadriel says.
"Same for me, my love!"
"This Grecian Chicken is amazing!" Galadriel says.
"Have you tried the Kung Pao Pork?" Haldir asks.
"No, I've yet to try it."
"It's tantalizingly delicious!" Haldir says.
"Wow. You have such a way with words!" Galadriel exclaims.
"Have I ever told you about your hair?"
"No, you haven't."
"It's as golden as the first rays of light that kiss the earth at dawn. The gold of the dwarves is no comparison to it. Yours is the perfect golden color, nothing shall ever compare." Haldir says.
Galadriel turns magenta and stammers some things.
"But I can't stop. You are perfection in every form." Haldir says.
"I love you, Haldir."
"As I do you, my lady."
And they leaned in for a kiss...
A/N: And so ends the Date Special! I don't care that Eowyn and Boromir's and Galadriel and Haldir's date were on different days, time has generously elapsed so I could tell you this story. Review and get stuff for free! Chardonay and merlot are wines.
Chapter Six: The Sunny Acres Retirement Date Special!
In Armandi's Italian Bistro...
"So. What'll it be for the both of you?" Asks a waiter named Jimmy.
"I'll have the Spaghetti with Marinara Sauce." Eowyn says. "And a glass of merlot."
"I'll have the Chicken Tortellini." Says Boromir. "And a glass of chardonnay"
"Ok, I'll go put in your orders." Jimmy says and he walks off.
"Isn't this awesome?" Eowyn asks. Their table is located in the back in a small corner and there is a candle lighted on their table. Some Italian music is playing in the background.
"Erm, it sure is different." Boromir replies. He has never eaten in an Italian place.
"Well, let's...." Eowyn says, then stops short. "Hey! This's 'Amore' by Dean Martin!"
Dean Martin's voice fills the speakers and the words fill the restaurant.
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's Amore
When the stars seem to shine like you've had too much wine you're in love" the CD plays.
"Oh, I love this song!" Eowyn says.
"Er, it's quite good." Boromir said sipping his wine, which has arrived already.
"It makes me thinks of people like you!" She says happily.
"Ok." He says, slowly easing his chair away from the table.
"Your food." Jimmy says as he places their dishes down in front of him.
"Was this chicken starved?" Boromir asks, poking at a small piece of chicken as big as a quarter.
"No, sir." Jimmy replies.
"Well, if you insist." Boromir says, slicing the chicken.
Eowyn has a plate of noodles as big as a teacup.
"Wow. They sure give a lot of food." She says.
"That was sarcasm, right?"
"No."
They slowly begin to eat their food. Boromir gets a look of panic on his face.
"Shit. Eowyn, I forgot my wallet at my apartment."
"You...you what?"
"I think you'll have to pay the bill."
Eowyn's face turns a violent shade of red.
"You want me...to...to pay the...the...bill?"
"Well, if I had my wallet..."
"Yeah, but you don't!" Eowyn screams, tossing a bread crust from her plate at Boromir.
"Dear, relax!" Boromir says, reaching across the table and taking her hand.
"Oh, I'm so sorry." Eowyn says quietly.
"It's ok."
"Where were we?"
"Well, I was saying how good this food is."
"Ok."
"How do you like your spaghetti?"
"It's yummy. I love this restaurant."
"It's good. But I can't pay."
"What??"
"I'm sorry!'
"Boromir, that's outrageous!"
"I'm sorry!"
"This is what I think of you!" Eowyn screams, tossing her spaghetti at Boromir and covering him in Marinara sauce.
"Argh!" Boromir yells, as the red sauce got all over his white shirt.
"How do you like me now?"
"I'm leaving!" Boromir says, stomping out of the building.
Eowyn sits down at the table and huffs. Then, Jimmy comes with the check and Eowyn goes into a rage at the poor guy.
At Surf-N-Turf Smorgasbord...
"Haldir, this is the best date I've ever been on!" Galadriel says.
"Same for me, my love!"
"This Grecian Chicken is amazing!" Galadriel says.
"Have you tried the Kung Pao Pork?" Haldir asks.
"No, I've yet to try it."
"It's tantalizingly delicious!" Haldir says.
"Wow. You have such a way with words!" Galadriel exclaims.
"Have I ever told you about your hair?"
"No, you haven't."
"It's as golden as the first rays of light that kiss the earth at dawn. The gold of the dwarves is no comparison to it. Yours is the perfect golden color, nothing shall ever compare." Haldir says.
Galadriel turns magenta and stammers some things.
"But I can't stop. You are perfection in every form." Haldir says.
"I love you, Haldir."
"As I do you, my lady."
And they leaned in for a kiss...
A/N: And so ends the Date Special! I don't care that Eowyn and Boromir's and Galadriel and Haldir's date were on different days, time has generously elapsed so I could tell you this story. Review and get stuff for free! Chardonay and merlot are wines.