A/N: Hey, people! I knew you missed me! Yeah, as if. So, now is the part of the fic where the members of Singles-R-Us give you, the reviewers and readers, their info for the sight. So, enjoy. These members include: Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, Faramir, Sauruman, Denethor, Elrond, Celeborn, Theoden, Eomer, and Gollum. Enjoy! Note: Westron is English(Or close to it) I think that you, Breck, will enjoy the Boromir section....!

Chapter Eight: The Singles Club Begins!

"Ok, everyone. We're going to display the info of our members to you all, so if you come across anyone on the sight, you know who they are." Merry says.

Name: Meriadoc (Merry) Brandybuck
Age: 36?
Species: Hobbit (Fallohide)
Hobbies: Stealing Crops, Drinking, Smoking
Interests: Pretty Girls, Drinking, Smoking
Languages Spoken: Westron
Likes: Piña Cooladas, Ale, Rugby, Greek Food
Dislikes: Large Insects, People in Black, Being Abandoned
Screenname: HeirOfBrandyhall

"Wow, Merry. Even I didn't know that." Pip says.

"I don't tell you everything."

Name: Peregrin (Pippin) Took
Age: 28
Species: Hobbit (Fallohide)
Hobbies: Drinking, Smoking, Stealing Crops
Interests: Dancing, Smoking, Drinking, Saving Sons of Stewards
Languages Spoken: Westron
Likes: Daiquiris, Mai Tais, Chinese Food, Rugby
Dislikes: Flames, Spiders, People in Black
Screenname: NotAnotherDumbDrunk

"You're a pyrophobic, too?" Faramir asks.

"Yeah."

Name: Samwise (Sam) Gamgee
Age: No idea
Species: Hobbit (Fallohide)
Hobbies: Gardening, Talking, Reciting Poetry
Interests: Poems, Smoking, Dancing
Languages Spoken: Westron
Likes: Mushrooms, Ale, Pipe weed, Gardening
Dislikes: Large Arachnids, Spider Webs, Large Eyeballs.
Screenname: TheGardener

"Large Arachnids....Shelob?" Denethor mutters.

"Shut up."

Name: Frodo Baggins
Age: Why do you care?
Species: Hobbit (Fallohide)
Hobbies: Writing, Dancing, Smoking
Interests: Writing, Going on Dangerous Quests
Languages Spoken: Westron
Likes: Mushrooms, Food, Sponge Cake
Dislikes: Large Arachnids, Spider Webs, Skulking Gangrel Creatures
Screenname: HeirOfBagEnd

"Gangrel creatures?" Boromir asks.

"A fine word if I do say so myself!" Faramir beams.

"Shelob, Shelob, Shelob!" Denethor mutters, and Frodo makes a serious attempt to strangle him but is restrained by Sam.

He promptly gets whacked upside the head.

Name: Boromir
Age: 41
Species: Man (Dúnadan)
Hobbies: Fighting, Making Noble Speeches, Blowing the Horn of Gondor, Breaking Out the Ale
Interests: Fighting, Being Noble, Breaking Out the Ale, Listening to the Praise of my Fan, Breck
Languages Spoken: Westron, Quenya, Sindarin
Likes: His Life, Fighting, Gunning Down Romance, Ale, Breck
Dislikes: Death, Uruk-hais, Arrows
Screenname:HotHotHotGondorian

"You're afraid of death?"

"You'd be two if you should have died but had to come back!"

Name: Legolas
Age: Older than You!
Species: Elf (Sinda)
Hobbies: Archery, Sliding down Stairways on Shields, Fighting
Interests: CUTE Girls and Myself
Languages Spoken: Quenya, Silvan, Sindarin, Westron
Likes: Archery, Bathing, Looking Good
Dislikes: Dirt, Scum, Grunge, Filth
Screenname: SpiffingElvishPrincelingArcher

"What? Too good for all the others girls out there?"

"Shut it, halfling!"

Name: Gimli
Age: 140
Species: Dwarf
Hobbies: Mining, Axing Enemies, Arguing with Legolas, Smoking, Feasting
Interests: Mining, Armor, Fighting
Languages Spoken: Westron, Khuzdul
Likes: Fights, Axes, and War
Dislikes: Evil People, Haldir, Other Elves
Screenname: MadAxeDwarf

"Ooh, you like to fight! Me, too!" Denethor says, and got whacked upside the head by his sons.

Name: Gandalf
Age: Why the Heck do You care?
Species: From Across the Sea
Hobbies: Magic, Being a Grumpy Old Frump, Looking Weird
Interests: Saving the Day, Being Smart
Languages Spoken: Adûnaic, Black Speech, Khuzdul, Orkish(dialect), Quenya, Silvan, Sindarin, Wargs, Westron
Likes: Happiness Cheer
Dislikes: Evil People, Traitors, Getting my Robe Dirty
Screenname: GrumpyOldFrump

"A grumpy old frump?"

"Yeah. Thanks, Gimli, for such a wonderful name."

Name: Faramir
Age: 36
Species: Man (Dúnadan)
Hobbies: Being Noble, Being Kind, Making Noble Speeches, Drinking Ale
Interests: Ale, Fighting, Defending Home City
Languages Spoken: Adûnaic, Quenya, Sindarin, Westron
Likes: Gondor, Being Brave, Helping Others
Dislikes: My Father, Bossy People, People who Think They're Better than Everyone, Pyromaniacs, Tyrants, Dictators, Oppressors, Being second- guessed, Fire
Screenname: RangerOfIthilien

"Are you implying something?" Denethor asked.

"Where did you learn all those languages?" Sam askes, amazed.

"I'm just smart like that."

"Sure." Boromir laughs.

Name: Sauruman
Age: Way, Way older than You!
Species: From Across the Sea
Hobbies: Being Evil, Being Mean, Breeding Uruk-hais
Interests: Breeding Evil Minions
Languages Spoken: Black Speech, Easterling, Haradrim, Orkish(Isengard dialect) Quenya, Sindarin Westron Likes: Evilness
Dislikes: Good People
Screenname: TheTechnicolored

"You're really a lady's man." Gandalf says.

"I know."

Name: Denethor
Age: Young and Spry
Species: Man (Dúnadan)((?))
Hobbies: Playing with Fire, Doting On Boromir, Neglecting and Being mean to Faramir
Interests: Fire, Fire, Fire!
Languages Spoken: Westron, and Probably all the Stuff Boromir and Faramir speak
Likes: Fire!! Being a Downer, Scaring the Heck out of Everyone Else, Insanity
Dislikes: Sauron, Faramir, Evil, Sanity
Screenname: PyromaniacSteward

"You're a freakin' creep!" Faramir says.

"No one will ever date you!" Merry mutters.

"That's what you say now!"

Name: Elrond
Age: 6,000
Species: Elf (Halfelven—parts Sindarin, Noldorin, and Dúnadan)
Hobbies: Scaring people with My Eyebrows, Late Night Coffee Breaks, Sugar
Interests: Coffee, Younger Women, Gambling
Languages Spoken: Adûnaic, Quenya, Sindarin, Westron
Likes: Korean Food, Meat, and Pork
Dislikes: Vegetarians, Vegans, Punks, Rappers, Rap Music
Screenname: LordOfTheEyebrows

"You just don't like modern society, do you?"

"Not really, my Hobbit friend."

"You like YOUNGER women?"

"Half the female population is younger than me."

"Good point."

Name: Celeborn
Age: Old Enough to Have a Child Who Married and Had 3 Kids!
Species: Elf (Sinda)
Hobbies: Ruling Lothlorien, Looking Cool, Being Mean to Elrond
Interests: Older Women, Window-shopping, Sidewalk Cleaning
Languages Spoken: Quenya, Sindarin, Silvan, Westron
Likes: Living in Trees, Eating Fine Italian Food, Wines
Dislikes: Being Bossed Around, Being Stepped on.
Screenname: SilverTree

"Literally Stepped On?"

"No, Fool of a Took!"

"That's my line."

Name: Theoden
Age: I have No Idea!
Species: Man (Middle Man: Rohirrim)
Hobbies: Warring, Riding my Horse, Ruling Rohan!
Interests: Just Being Me, Hot-tubbing, Partying, Moshing
Languages Spoken: Rohirric, Westron
Likes: Cool People, Rap music, Vegetarians
Dislikes: Mean, Bossy People, Grima Wormtongue
Screenname: SeventeenthKing

"You like RAP?" Elrond asks.

"What's wrong with it?"

"Nothing...!!"

"Oh, sure!"

Name: Eomer
Age: 27
Species: Man (Middle Man: Rohirrim)
Hobbies: Ordering the Rohirrim About, Fighting, Felling Oliphaunts
Interests: Riding Horses, Gunning Down Romance
Languages Spoken: Rohirric, Westron
Likes: Good people, Rightful Kingsm, Peace, Order, Rap
Dislikes: Chaos, Evil People, Grima
Screenname: ThirdMarshall

"Rohan people like Rap!"

"No, duh, Pippin!"

Name: Gollum
Age: Old...
Species: Hobbit (Stoor)
Hobbies: Sneaking, Slinking, Trying to Kill Frodo, Hating Sam, Devising Cruel, Malicious Tricks, Ambushing people, Strangling innocent people, Throttling
Interests: The Ring
Languages Spoken: Westron
Likes: Slinking around
Dislikes: Frodo, Sam, Faramir, Good People
Screenname: RawFish

"Woah..."

"He's Evil!"

"I know!"

"No one will ever date him!"

"We'll sssee, preciousss, we'll sssee!"
A/N: That chapter was long, but most of it was lists, etc. So, review. Next is the Reviewer's part of the Singles Club! So, I hope you enjoyed this long but informative chapter! Celeborn means Silver Tree in Sindarin. Most information on Languages, Race, age, taken from the Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings and The Two Towers sourcebook for the RPG. Look for chapter 9 soon! You can still join, just keep the review free of nastyness, etc.