A/N: And now, more of this wonderful party! Along with the Singles-R-Us Application! And to all of you who would like that picture of Boromir...take the Quizilla Quiz 'Who is Your Dream Lord of the Rings Date' by pippinfan3316 and after, hit see all results. You will see his picture and everything will be ok! I'll put up the link in my bio... This is the Long Lost Chapter that Comes after the Party Part 1! It's now like a flashback...

Chapter Five: The Party We've All Been Waiting For: Part Two

Boromir is sleeping. Suddenly, he gets this odd flashback dream....
/FLASHBACK!/

"Oh, Boromir! You're so dashing and strong and manly and handsome!" Eowyn says.

"Erm, can you get off me?" Boromir asks. Eowyn has been hugging him so tight that he looks like he's being smothered and his face is turning blue.

"No! I wanna stay right here forever!"

"NO! Off, or I won't go on that dinner with you!" Boromir threatens.

"GASP! You wouldn't!"

"Oh, believe me, my dear, I would."

"You just called me dear!"

"I did?"

"I knew you loved me!"

"Er, well, that's really yet to be seen."

"When are we going to go out?"

"Next week Friday?"

"Sure! I can make a reservation at Armandi's Italian Bistro!" Eowyn says happily.

"Fine."

"I can't wait! We'll be so happy together!" Eowyn says running off.

"Together? Does that imply marriage?" Boromir asks no one, fainting in shock.

Meanwhile, where Galadriel and Haldir are dancing...

"Haldir, I can't wait for our date!"

"Nor can I, my dear."

"You're so romantic and sentimental! I still remember the day you gave me a heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine's Day!" Galadriel says.

"And I remember when you gave me that new bow for my birthday." Haldir says.

"Oh, this is the best day of my life!"

"As this is the best day of mine!" Haldir exclaims.

"Oh, Haldir, you're so romantic! You must truly love me!"

"I do, my love, I do."

Meanwhile, where everyone else is...

"Ok! I got the singles club application!" Pip says. He has steadily been scribbling on a napkin and has finally finished.

"Let's have it."

"Ok. Ahem. 'Looking for local men or women? Do you need a date for a party or other social event? Feel an empty space in your life? Well, join Singles- R-Us, the local Singles Club. We organize our own trips exclusively for members, and we promise that anyone you have a date with will have the same interests and meet your highest standards. So, call 1-800-date-4me or email us at piptookpipsclub.net or merryluvsyapipsclub.net.'" Pippin reads, to the amazement of all.

"Exclusively? When did you learn to write like that?" Faramir asks. He has slowly been weeping for his lost love, Eowyn, who has gone on with his brother. Yep, he loved her, even though he never showed it to us. He has in the past. The poor attractive guy!

"I feel...moved!" Denethor says, also weeping.

"That's the best bit of writing I've seen!" Elrond exclaims.

"Well, all we have to do is market it."

"You should tweek it a bit." Merry suggests.

"Fine." Pip gets back to work, and the result is the thing read in a previous chapter.

"We should make, like video interviews of ourselves so people know what we like and that." Denethor suggests.

"And we'll have a website!" Sam says.

"And email and free trips!" Frodo says.

"Ok. The first meeting for video interviews will be on Monday." Pip says.

"Ok. Can't wait." Legolas says, already flipping his hair.

The party ends and everyone leaves.
/UNFLASHBACK!!!/

A/N: Well, hope you like it! Should have lots of interesting things happen at the date. Once again, sorry for the confusion. It got lost in my computer word processessing archives. Now the event sequence will go back to normal. Sorry!!!!!!!