Sorry it took so long, I had a huge dose of Writer's Block. Note that I at least try to put in humor in this chapter. Now, to answer the reviewers.

Dude: How did you know?

Strong Rad: Okay, I did learn something new today. Yay! Megaman isn't in the game you know.

Princess Kitty Zeldas Child: You spelt the whole review wrong you know... sorry.

Crimson Ashes: Maybe, maybe not.

Cho: Perhaps.

Jastul: I type fast, I don't really notice typos.

Atrus Valentein: COOKIES!

Max Fuchs: Thanks.

Whocares: Oh yeah, oops. Yoshi is on floor 2, and DK is on floor 3.

Moonbeam: I don't think I write that well. Why does everyone think that? They're short, and quite lately, coming out late.

And that's all there is. At least, in this part of the chapter. Now, for the real thing.

Disclaimer: Sorry I had to barge in on your "party", but you don't own anything, dumbass!

Hey, you're fired! By the way, every new chapter will be dedicated to a reviewer. This chapter is dedicated to Strong Rad. Congratulations! Go shorty, it's your birthday! blows streamer Have a fucking good day!

Snowed In At The Mansion

Chapter Three – Tension Rising

Dead: Luigi, Marth.

Twas night yet again. But will another one depart from the Smashers? If I make this sound really corny, then I must pardon my stupid. Anyways, before you get bored, let's check up on the Smashers. On the second floor, four people were just about to go to bed… "Good night Zelda." "Good night Link." "You sure, gonna be fine?" inquired Link. "Trust me, I'll be fine." They then kissed and left for their separate rooms. When everyone was in their room, someone snuck over to the room of Captain Falcon. When he entered, the owner of the room said "You have plans to torture Samus' new boyfriend?" The mysterious man stepped into the light to reveal himself as… Fox! "10 steps ahead of you" "Heh, we are going to give him hell!" And with that, they started to put their plans to work. However, their plans had to be cut short, as the lights immediately went out, someone screamed, and the lights went back on to show… another murder! Fox then opened his eyes and saw that the racer was on the floor with a knife in his back. He then pulled it out and said "Damn, karma really does take its toll! Maybe I'll just let him be..." Then suddenly, the door opened with Mewtwo and Ganondorf at the entrance. "What's going on Falcon... Fox what are you doing here?" He then read his mind and gasped aloud. Ganondorf then asked "What's wrong with you?" Mewtwo then gave him a message telepathically and Ganondorf gasped and asked yet another question. "Fox you didn't!" "No I didn't... I just came in here as soon as I heard the scream!" the vulpine replied. What he said wasn't completely true, but they didn't have to know that, right? Unfortunately for him, the telekinetic cat had read his thoughts at that moment. He then said "Liar." He then left the room to get the Dr. Ganondorf then thought aloud "Ohhh, you are so busted." And with that, he left. Fox then cursed, very loudly I might add, "... AHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!"

Sadly for him, the little kids came up to see what the screaming was about and said "Hey that word sounds cool, let's used it a lot!" They all agreed and left. Fox then said "Great, I was found at the murder site, am the number one suspect and now I just taught the little kids a swear word. How can this get any worse?" He then went to his room, only to hear something which was really unnecessary. Hey, Fox," started his roommate Falco. "Krystal said that she found someone better, and is leaving you." Fox just stood there for a moment... and started smashing his head on the bedpost muttering about how he hated his life and how it sucked. Poor guy...

Anyways, in the morning, the news was spread all over the mansion. The kids got more paranoid, for two reasons actually. One for the fact that there was another murder, and the other because they used the swear word on Roy, and he almost chopped of their heads. They also used the cuss on Zelda, which ended up with them getting lectured. But back to the real issues, they tied up Fox and decided to have two people guarding him at once, and after an hour, they would switch. No one really missed him, but still, it was shocking enough to hear that a murder happened. Meanwhile, the three teenage girls decided to go for a swim, but just in case, they decided to invite their boyfriends. When the girls arrived, Mario was already there. "Wow, what took you girls so long?" "Don't ask." replied Samus. "Someone's in a cranky mood today..." said someone. "Who's there?" demanded Peach. The voice then said "Relax, it's just me." He then stepped out of the hallway to show himself as Link. Zelda then said "Hey, looking good!" The girls then asked, at the same time, oddly enough, "You two are dating now?" They both nodded. Peach then said "Whew, it's about time." Zelda then inquired "Where's your boyfriend Samus?" "Remember? I don't have one." she said trying not to sound suspicious. She then sighed heavily, obviously not meaning it. "Oh well, we can still have fun, right?" asked Link. He wouldn't be able to have fun if someone was moping around. "You betcha!" Samus then splashed water on Mario, which ended up in a huge water fight.

However, it was Peach and Zelda's turn to watch over Fox, and they were splashing their boyfriends. It was the perfect time for a murder. He looked at his target, and smirked. The victim was just there, not moving, muttering something while sitting down on a chair. Seeing that he wasn't going anywhere, he then picked up a HUGE boulder, and chucked it so it landed on it's target. It did. The murderer then chuckled and left. From the kitchen, Dr. Mario said "Did you hear that?" Yoshi and Kirby then looked at each other, and looked at the doctor and shrugged.

Well, there you go. Like I said earlier, have a good day Strong Rad. Well I'm done... which means you can leave. So, go. There's nothing left to say, except go away. Go. Come on, leave. Wow, you must really like this story.

Okay, now you're scaring me. Can you go now? Please?