A/N: Hello, and welcome! In this chapter, we see what goes on in the chatroom of , which is no real website and I advise you not to look it up on the Internet.

Chapter Ten: The Chatroom

NOTE: The chapter will be written like a chatroom, which means no sentences or whatever. For references, this is the screenname list:

Screenname: HeirOfBrandyhall (Merry)
Screenname: NotAnotherDumbDrunk (Pippin)
Screenname: TheGardener (Sam)
Screenname: HeirOfBagEnd (Frodo)
Screenname: HotHotHotGondorian (Boromir)
Screenname: SpiffingElvishPrincelingArcher (Legolas)
Screenname: MadAxeDwarf (Gimli)
Screenname: GrumpyOldFrump (Gandalf)
Screenname: RangerOfIthilien (Faramir)
Screenname: TheTechnicolored (Sauruman)
Screenname: PyromaniacSteward (Denethor)
Screenname: LordOfTheEyebrows (Elrond)
Screenname: SilverTree (Celeborn)
Screenname: SeventeenthKing (Theoden)
Screenname: ThirdMarshall (Eomer)
Screenname: RawFish (Gollum)
Screenname: PopcornToastie (PopcornLeader)
Screenname: ShinyHobbit (LegosGirl)
Screenname: Southerngirl4615 (Southergirl4615)
Screenname: Breckster (Breck)
Screenname: thegurlwholoveslongnames (Shieldmaiden-of-Rohan-forever)
Screenname: the-hobbit-lass (Lily the Bucklander)
Screenname: BloodyMary (A Darker Side of Light)

(A/N: Now that we're done with the list...on with the story!)

[SilverTree has entered]

SilverTree: Anyone here?

SilverTree: Anyone?

[ThirdMarshall has entered]

ThirdMarshall: What's up, man?

SilverTree: Nuthin much

ThirdMarshall: Ok.

[PyromaniacSteward has entered]

PyromaniacSteward: What's up?

SilverTree: Go away, freak.

PyromaniacSteward: Oh, that's nice!

ThirdMarshall: It sure is!

PyromaniacSteward: Thanks a lot.

SilverTree: No problemo.

[MadAxeDwarf has entered]

SilverTree: Hi, Gimli!

MadAxeDwarf: AAH!! An ELF!

[SpiffingElvishPrincelingArcher has entered]

SilverTree: What idiot would have that as their screenname?

MadAxeDwarf: Legolas.

PyromaniacSteward: I feel so ignored.

SilverTree: Save it for the jury.

ThirdMarshall: Save the drama for your mama.

PyromaniacSteward: That was cold.

[LordOfTheEyebrows has entered]

MadAxeDwarf: AAH! Another ELF!

SpiffingElvishPrincelingArcher: You are racist, man.

MadAxeDwarf: Oh, shut up.

[BloodyMary has entered]

BloodyMary: Has anyone see Faramir?

PyromaniacSteward: Stay away from my son!

BloodyMary: Shut up, Denny!

PyromaniacSteward: Oh, make me!

[RangerOfIthilien has entered]

RangerOfIthilien: Hi, all.

BloodyMary: HI!! Faramir, I missed you!

RangerOfIthilien: Do I know you?

BloodyMary: I think so.

[Breckster has entered]

Breckster: Anyone seen Boromir?

PyromaniacSteward: Why are you stalking my sons?!

Breckster: Because he's cute!

BloodyMary: One of them.

Breckster: WHAT??

BloodyMary: Well, all right, both.

Breckster: Thank you.

[TheTechnicolored has entered]

TheTechnicolored: Hi.

BloodyMary: Be gone!

[MadAxeDwarf has left]

BloodyMary: I miss the cheese of my website!

PyromaniacSteward: You have cheese?

BloodyMary: Yeah, but none for you!

[BloodyMary has left]

RangerOfIthilien: I have to sleep.

[RangerOfIthilien has left]

PyromaniacSteward: I'm hungry!

[PyromaniacSteward has left]

ThirdMarshall: I need to go eat. I need sleep. I have to go read and do my homework!

[ThirdMarshall has left]

SilverTree: He has homework?

[TheGardener has entered]

TheGardener: Hey.

SilverTree: S'up?

TheGardener: NM, you?

SilverTree: Nothing, really.

TheGardener: Want to party with some hobbits? We can get really drunk and par-tay!

SilverTree: Sounds fun! What time?

TheGaradener: 9:00 pm.

SilverTree: I'll be there!

LordOfTheEyebrows: Can I come too?

TheGardener: Sure, man!

[GrumpyOldFrump has entered]

GrumpyOldFrump: Can I come?

TheGardener: Sure.

[HeirOfBagEnd has entered]

HeirOfBagEnd: Sam, how many people did you invite?

TheGardener: A lot, Mr. Frodo.

[NotAnotherDumbDrunk has entered]

NotAnotherDumbDrunk: has anyone seen PopcornLeader?

[PopcornToastie has entered]

PopcornToastie: PIPPIN!!!!

NotAnotherDumbDrunk: PopcornLeader!!

[HeirOfBrandyhall has entered]

HeirOfBrandyhall: Hi.

[PopcornToastie has left]

HeirOfBrandyhall: I need sleep!!

[HeirOfBrandyhall has left]

[NotAnotherDumbDrunk has left]

LordOfTheEyebrows: Hi, I need to go, Bye!

[LordOfTheEyebrows has left]

[SilverTree has left]

[TheTechnicolored has left]

A/N: And so ended the chatroom. Check back for more normal stories, and some more chatroom! Don't miss out! Send in your form today!