A/N: Welcome back. Ok, I'm typing in secret, seeing as I've been unjustly banned from the computer. Well, I'm going to shut up and get on with the story, so here we go.
Orliey: Glad to make you so happy. I didn't get the pun, hell; I didn't even know there was a pun, whatever. You're happy and that's what counts!!
Chapter Fourteen: A Party Again. Don't they ever do anything besides party?
The time for the party is at hand. Sam and Frodo and Merry and Pippin are decorating their little apartment with stuff and stuff and other stuff that isn't really important to the plot.
"When is that pizza coming?" Sam asks.
"Why?"
"I'm hungry."
"Well, you can't eat it all now, Sam."
"I didn't say I was hungry!"
"It was me."
"Pip-pin!"
"Sorry."
"Whatever."
And back they go to decorating.
Meanwhile, in Faramir's Room...
"That movie is so sad!" Faramir cries. By now, Mary is looking pretty scared that he won't stop crying.
"Uh, yeah. Really upsetting."
"Wanna watch another movie?"
"Sure. Let's watch...Jaws!"
"Fine." Faramir sniffs and puts the DVD into the DVD slot.
The Jaws theme comes on and everything is tense. Then you see a person swimming and Jaw coming to eat them...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Faramir screams, very loud, high pitched, and girly.
"Ahhh!" Mary screams; having someone scream in your ear is not fun. At all.
"Sorry. That was freaky!" Faramir moans.
"Do you like any movies?" Mary asks, pausing the movie.
"Yep! I like Lilo and Stitch, The Little Mermaid, and Legally Blonde!!" Faramir says.
"Ok, I'm going to introduce you to a not-so-pansy movie." Mary says, putting School of Rock in the DVD slot.
Meanwhile, in Denethor's Room...
Denethor and Orliey are dancing around in a circle, hopping and screaming and generally looking happy for themselves.
"I'm so happy!" Denethor squeals. Really high pitched. Really.
"Me, too!!" Orliey yells.
Due to the happiness level in the room, the authoress, me, has decided to let you, the reader, figure out what else they said ("I'm gonna get married to a sexy guy!!!").
Meanwhile, at the Hospital...
"Get him in emergency, stat!" The nurse says.
"He's bleeding! He might not live..."
"Wantsss raw fissshesss!" Gollum hisses.
"Give him and I.V. tube!" the nurse says.
An I.V. tube is put into Gollum's hand.
"Aii!!" he yells for no reason.
"Ok, he's gonna need stitches and surgery!" the doctor says.
They give Gollum some anesthesia and he passes out.
Meanwhile, at the party scene...
"Ok, people, it's show time!" Sam says, his date Tulip standing there, too.
"Ready!" Annabel and Merry say.
"Good to go." Say Pippin and PopcornLeader.
In walks Boromir and Breck, Boromir once again wearing that leather jacket thing that he wore in the fellowship because I don't know if he has any more clothes. And that jacket's sexy.
Then come Faramir and Mary, Faramir over his crying fit and looking good in the outfit that Denethor tried to burn him in, minus the oil. Because that is a sexy outfit.
Then come Denethor and Orliey, both looking super happy and wearing black or something, they just look happy and Denethor's in a tux. I guess.
And then some other people who are dateless come in and sit down.
Then, the hired DJ starts to play some music.
Everyone starts to dance and look happy and dance.
And so began the party to end all parties...
A/N: Look out for chapter two, which will be put up next and not at some erratic time when it's a time hop. Stay tuned!
Orliey: Glad to make you so happy. I didn't get the pun, hell; I didn't even know there was a pun, whatever. You're happy and that's what counts!!
Chapter Fourteen: A Party Again. Don't they ever do anything besides party?
The time for the party is at hand. Sam and Frodo and Merry and Pippin are decorating their little apartment with stuff and stuff and other stuff that isn't really important to the plot.
"When is that pizza coming?" Sam asks.
"Why?"
"I'm hungry."
"Well, you can't eat it all now, Sam."
"I didn't say I was hungry!"
"It was me."
"Pip-pin!"
"Sorry."
"Whatever."
And back they go to decorating.
Meanwhile, in Faramir's Room...
"That movie is so sad!" Faramir cries. By now, Mary is looking pretty scared that he won't stop crying.
"Uh, yeah. Really upsetting."
"Wanna watch another movie?"
"Sure. Let's watch...Jaws!"
"Fine." Faramir sniffs and puts the DVD into the DVD slot.
The Jaws theme comes on and everything is tense. Then you see a person swimming and Jaw coming to eat them...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Faramir screams, very loud, high pitched, and girly.
"Ahhh!" Mary screams; having someone scream in your ear is not fun. At all.
"Sorry. That was freaky!" Faramir moans.
"Do you like any movies?" Mary asks, pausing the movie.
"Yep! I like Lilo and Stitch, The Little Mermaid, and Legally Blonde!!" Faramir says.
"Ok, I'm going to introduce you to a not-so-pansy movie." Mary says, putting School of Rock in the DVD slot.
Meanwhile, in Denethor's Room...
Denethor and Orliey are dancing around in a circle, hopping and screaming and generally looking happy for themselves.
"I'm so happy!" Denethor squeals. Really high pitched. Really.
"Me, too!!" Orliey yells.
Due to the happiness level in the room, the authoress, me, has decided to let you, the reader, figure out what else they said ("I'm gonna get married to a sexy guy!!!").
Meanwhile, at the Hospital...
"Get him in emergency, stat!" The nurse says.
"He's bleeding! He might not live..."
"Wantsss raw fissshesss!" Gollum hisses.
"Give him and I.V. tube!" the nurse says.
An I.V. tube is put into Gollum's hand.
"Aii!!" he yells for no reason.
"Ok, he's gonna need stitches and surgery!" the doctor says.
They give Gollum some anesthesia and he passes out.
Meanwhile, at the party scene...
"Ok, people, it's show time!" Sam says, his date Tulip standing there, too.
"Ready!" Annabel and Merry say.
"Good to go." Say Pippin and PopcornLeader.
In walks Boromir and Breck, Boromir once again wearing that leather jacket thing that he wore in the fellowship because I don't know if he has any more clothes. And that jacket's sexy.
Then come Faramir and Mary, Faramir over his crying fit and looking good in the outfit that Denethor tried to burn him in, minus the oil. Because that is a sexy outfit.
Then come Denethor and Orliey, both looking super happy and wearing black or something, they just look happy and Denethor's in a tux. I guess.
And then some other people who are dateless come in and sit down.
Then, the hired DJ starts to play some music.
Everyone starts to dance and look happy and dance.
And so began the party to end all parties...
A/N: Look out for chapter two, which will be put up next and not at some erratic time when it's a time hop. Stay tuned!