A/N: Hey, all, I'm back with the response to the question that millions have asked (Ok, actually only myself): Where do all the girls live? So in response, here's the handy guide to where those girls live. Note that all rooms are on floor 1 because everyone else lives on all the other floors and I really don't want to look it all up. So here's the list!

Room 101: PopcornLeader AKA Kay

Room 102: Tulip

Room 103: Valentina (Tina) Baker

Room 104: Breck

Room 105: Sheildmaiden-of-Rohan-forever or SoRF

Room 106: Annabel

Room 107: Mary

Room 108: Orliey

Room 109: Kashmir

Ok, and because I'm nice I've let the last person in, this would be crazy- haldir-fancier, so that's all. And, I've updated the date things; southergirl4615 will be going to the restaurant with Frodo. And Sarah, if you wanted to be with Lego you needed to fill out a on, some joined member just take Lego!!! Wait, are there even any free members? If there is, include it in your review if you're one. Otherwise, it may be time for round two of applications. This means...Gollum, Celeborn, Theoden and Eomer are all open. So, if you want to...

Chapter Seventeen: The Late Arrival and other pointless stuff.

"We've got one more!" Merry says, putting the last applicant on the screen.

Name: Kashmir
Age: ?
Species: Human (or so I'm told...)
Interests: Elrond, Elrond, Music (rock)...And Elrond.
Likes: Elrond, Music (rock), Root beer...and Elrond.
Dislikes: Rap, heights, Denethor, Elrond haters, deep water, and empty eye sockets OO
Screenname: MeLikesElrond

"Oh...my...God." Elrond says.

"Sniff...why are we left out?" Legolas sniffs.

"I have no idea!!!"

"Ok, anyway, we're all going on a date on Saturday to Eowyn's restaurant."

"Goodie. Can't wait!!" Everyone says.

A few hours later...

Now that the girls have settled into their apartments, the boys are going to visit them.

Pippin walks up to room 101 and knocks on the door.

"Come in!" PopcornLeader yells.

Pippin walks in and sits down on a nice couch, the room looking very clean and neat.

"Can we talk?"

"Sure, Pip."

"I was thinking...you want to go on a date this Saturday?"

"Sure! Where?"

"Well, I was thinking about Eowyn's Restaurant..."

"Pip! That's great!"

And then the two kiss, looking generally happy and in love. And they stay that way for a really long time...like 30 minutes.

Meanwhile, by Mary's room...

Loud music is blaring through the walls. The sounds of an electric guitar are heard picking along with the music. Faramir walks up to her door and looks generally scared.

"Uh, can I come in?" He asks.

No one answers.

"CAN I COME IN??" he yells.

The music and guitar stop. A loud crash is heard as Mary opens the door looking shocked.

"Aloha, Faramir, didn't expect to see you." Mary says, wearing a black shirt and black pants.

"Are you Goth?" Faramir asks.

"So what if I am?" Mary asks, looking hurt.

"I didn't mean that it's a bad thing, it's just that I didn't know."

"Riiiiiight." Mary says.

"What were you listening to?"

"That, my undereducated music friend, was Incubus."

Faramir looks confused.

"Now, what are you doing standing out side my door in...a football jersey and pinstripe capris? Honestly, I need to go shopping with you." Mary says, shaking her head.

"Ok, I just wanted to ask you out on a date!" Faramir says, looking rather good-looking in a football jersey and pinstripe capris.

"Really? That's sweet!"

"OK, Mary, I know that you love fine dining and people, and that you love movies, so I was thinking that on Saturday we can go to dinner with everyone else and then we can go to see a musical or play or movie!" Faramir says.

"Sure...this Saturday?" Mary asks.

"This Saturday at 5:00."

"Cool! I'll be there. Why don't you come inside? I can't believe that I've been talking in the hallways outside my room. Honestly, I'm so--." Mary says, turning to go inside but actually walking into the wall next to her door.

"OH MY GOD! Are you ok?" Faramir asks.

"I'm totally fine." Marry says, getting up.

"Are you sure?"

"You know how many times I've done that?" Mary asks, stepping inside.

The room is black, black walls and a black couch, along with a black guitar in the corner with blue flames on it and posters of different heavy metal, punk, and hard rock bands.

"You have a dismal room."

"It's not that bad. It's gothic."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! ELROND BURNED MY RAP CD!!!!!" Eomer yells, running into Mary's room.

"What was that, Eomer?"

"NOOOOOO!!! ELROND BURNED BY RAP CDS!!!!" Theoden screams, also running into Mary's room.

"Ha! RAP IS DEAD! NOW IS THE TIME FOR SKA MUSIC!!!" Elrond yells, also running into Mary's room.

"What are you all doing in my room?" Mary asks.

Meanwhile, where Breck and Boromir are...(see? Told you this day would come!)

"Ok, what do you want to do?" Boromir asks, looking bored.

"Dunno. What do you want to do?" Breck says.

"No idea. What do you want to do?"

"I really don't care."

"Want to go out on Friday?"

"Sure! That's spiffing!"

"Hey, what's that?" Boromir asks, pointing at a walk in liquor closet.

"That's a.... Walk in liquor closet."

"You know, I think all these rooms have walk-in liquor closets."

"That's a shame. What does it say about us?"

"That we like our liquor."

"Sure we do. Who doesn't?" Breck asks, going inside the closet.

"I'm coming too!"

"Why? It's just a closet, but sure."

So Breck and Boromir walk into a closet.

"You know what, Breck?"

"No, what?"

Boromir clears his throat and continues.

"I really think you're super...better than Eowyn...wait, Eowyn, she was stupid...but anyway..." Boromir starts to blush. "You'rereallygreatandIthinknowwaitIknowIloveyouwannagooutwithmesomeday?" Boromir says.

"What?" Breck asks, looking confused.

"You heard, you just want me to say it again because you want me to suffer!" Boromir says.

"No, I really didn't hear. Can you say it slowly and calmly?" Breck asks.

"Ok...you're really great and I think no wait I know I love you wanna go out with me some day?" Boromir repeats, very slowly and calmly.

"OF COURSE!!! You're only the sexiest guy alive!" Breck says, jumping up and down.

"So that's a yes?" Boromir asks.

"Of course it is! I love you, too!" Breck says, giving Boromir a big kiss.

And everyone was generally happy, except the Rohirrim people, because their rap CDs were burned and Mary was mad because everyone was in her room, but aside from that...
A/N: Ok, I'll admit, this chapter wasn't my usual weirdness and insanity, but you must understand that I was writing through a migraine and people were screaming in the background...but on a happier note...I'm now officially moved into my college dorm located near Harvard...where I will be terrorizing the school. See? The Scot is in the US for two semesters, maybe more! But anyway, look for the new chapter...soon!