A/N: Here I am, everyone! I know, I'm back...I always am! Ok, here I go, typing all your little entries...this may be the last chapter you get of this story whilst I'm away. I love that word...whilst! Ok, anyway, this is the last one before my trip...enjoy!
Chapter Nineteen: Going to the Restaurant and the Musical
All the girls are dressing up and looking very nice and everything. All the men (or boys, whatever) are getting gifts and stuff to give the dates and are wearing their best.
Suddenly, a knock on PopcornLeader's door awakes her from her thoughts on how to not have any conversation with the man who tried to kill Faramir and bashed her boyfriend about.
"Are you ready to go?" Pippin asks, looking very hot in his Minas Tirith outfit (see, I know how much you like him in that outfit...).
"Yeah." She says, stepping out of her room in a Minas Tirith-themed dress, which is silver with a black tree on the front. Ain't it pretty??
"Wow...that's a cool dress..." Pippin says.
"It's one of a kind. Isn't it wonderful?" PopcornLeader says, twirling around as the dress billows out or something.
"Let's go. I can't believe we got stuck in Denethor's SUV." Pippin moans, walking down the stairs.
Meanwhile, by Mary's room...
"Ready?" Faramir asks, knocking on Mary's door wearing the outfit he wore at Aragorn's coronation, minus the armor. That is a cool dress; it looks really nice minus armor.
"Yep!" Mary says, walking out of her room in a black (what else?) dress that looks very similar to Arwen's mourning gown.
"Did you steal that from Arwen?" Faramir asks.
"Why does everyone ask me that? Maybe I did!" Mary replies.
"Really? You stole it?" Faramir asks.
"No, I didn't."
"Oh, because I was going to ask you to steal my dad's palantir so I could have a look..."
By Breck's Room...
"Ready?" Boromir asks, wearing his leather jacket outfit because I really don't think he has anything else. He is also wearing that cloak that he's got, which totally completes the outfit.
"Yeah!" Breck says, walking out wearing a white dress.
"Ok, I guess we can walk down to my car..."
By Orliey's room...
"Hey, ready?" Denethor asks, wearing that robe thing, but instead of wearing the chain mail underneath, he's wearing a black shirt and black pants.
"Yeah, man!" Orliey says, walking out wearing a dress similar to the one Eowyn has on in Dunharrow.
"That was always such a pretty dress..." Denethor says.
"I know! I really love that dress store where you buy all the famous dresses from Lord of the Rings on the corner..." Orliey says.
Jump to the Parking Garage...
"Ok, everyone ready?" Denethor asks.
"Ready!" Mary yells, waiting to have speakers full blast. Ok, I'm driving my own car, whatever...
"Check!" Boromir says, in his own car.
"READY!!" Everyone in Frodo's van say, hanging out the windows.
"Ok, everyone in!" Denethor orders.
Pippin and PopcornLeader crawl into the back, Annabel also sits in the back, Merry and Tulip go in the middle, and Denethor jumps in the driver's seat while Orliey gets in the passenger. Galadriel, Haldir, and Sam jump in the trunk, and Aragorn and Arwen get in Aragorn's Honda.
"Ok, let's go."
Mary's car is the first one out, due to the fact that she's driving 50 MPH and is speeding along, Faramir gripping the seat with white knuckles, cringing at the loudness of the music, which so happens to be Bon Jovi.
"Hey, no one said that I was a good driver..." Mary says, as Faramir lets out a shriek of terror. Ok, Faramir shrieking...I've really gone insane.
Breck and Boromir pull out next, some good driving tunes blaring on the radio, like the Oldies that are all about cars and girls.
Aragorn and Arwen pull out next, some tango music on the speakers. Ok, tango and Aragorn, that's just weird.
Frodo's van pulls out and everyone starts to sing 'YMCA'. The van is painted bright yellow and looks like a happy place.
Denethor's SUV pulls out next, listening to some form or hip-hop. The bass is turned way way up, causing the mirrors to shake.
PopcornLeader is glaring at Denethor's head, muttering something about 'burning people alive'.
"Ok, are we having fun yet?" Sam asks from the trunk.
"I don't think so." Merry says.
"Ok, can we change the radio station?" Haldir asks.
"You can't hear the radio anyway!" Denethor yells.
"This is stupid! Why'd I get stuck in this car??" PopcornLeader asks, glaring pointedly at Denethor.
"Hey, don't blame me!" Merry says.
"Ok, then, I blame Denethor!"
"Ok, Kay, why are you blaming me?"
"Because you picked me to be in this car."
"Can't you slow down?"
"Hey, I'm doing the speed limit!" Denethor yells.
"Is the speed limit 85?"
"Maybe it is!"
"Ok, if we get arrested, don't look at me!" Galadriel says.
"Hmmm...having people in your trunk and doing 85 MPH...no, doesn't look like we're gonna get arrested today." PopcornLeader says sarcastically.
"Hey, blondie, shut up!" Denethor says.
"How dare you call me blondie!!" PopcornLeader says.
"Well, I just did!"
"And after you nearly killed Faramir and then bashed my boyfriend about? You're so insensitive!!!"
"What I say, blondie?!?!" Denethor screams.
"We're veering off the road!" Pippin yells.
"We're all gonna die!!!" Everyone yells, except Denethor, who is cackling maniacally and laughing uncontrollably.
Meanwhile, in Frodo's van...
"Ok, what song next?"
"My Band!" Someone besides Elrond says.
"That's rap, ain't it?"
"Perhaps, Elrond."
"Well, I'm not going to tolerate it!" Elrond says.
"Ok, can we just sing the chicken dance?" Eomer asks.
"No, I wanna sing 'Stacey's Mom!" Legolas whines.
"Can't we sing the Hokey Pokey?" Elrond says.
Meanwhile, in Aragorn's Honda...
"This is gonna be so cool!" Arwen squeals.
"Yeah...can't wait to see Oklahoma..." Aragorn sarcastically replies.
"I know! It'll be so cool!" Arwen shrieks.
"It's gonna be a looong night..."
Meanwhile, in Mary's Corvette...
"Can't you go slower?" Faramir asks.
"Hey, I can't, man, not when I can go 130 at max!" Mary says.
"130???" Faramir asks.
"Well, I'm only going 85..." Mary replies.
"I'd like to get to the restaurant in one piece!!!"
"Ok, now I'm doing 80. Better?" Mary asks.
In Boromir's Convertible...
"Isn't this super?" Boromir asks.
"Yeah! Don't you have any other clothes, though?"
"Well, none that look as cool as this!" Boromir says.
"That's right." Breck says.
"Hey, isn't this the place?"
Everyone pulls into the parking lot, and soon everyone is out in the lot and standing around.
"Shall we go in?"
They all head in.
Gimli is sitting behind the host counter, scribbling "Dwarves 4 eva" on the seating chart. Hearing the bell chime, he looks up.
"Hey, how can I help you?"
"Well, we had the reservation..." Denethor says.
"Ok, this way, y'all." Gimli says.
They all go towards a large table and sit down.
"Now, our waitress will be with you momentarily..." Gimli says.
Eowyn pops up.
"Can I take your order?" She says, looking happy.
"Er..." Denethor says.
"Hey, Boromir, fancy some spaghetti and meatballs?" Eowyn says, then cackles evilly as Boromir blushes.
"Leave my man alone!" Breck says.
"Is that a threat?"
"What if it is?" Breck says, tossing her water at Eowyn, who screams.
"My white shirt!!!" She yells. All the boys kind of blush, because if you know what a wet white shirt looks like on a girl...from a friend's experience, it's a tad embarrassing...but the authoress remembers that it's PG-13 and so everyone kind of forgets that moment.
"Ok, so I guess everyone's having pasta primavera..." Eowyn says.
"What?"
"Well, that's all the chef knows how to cook!" Eowyn says.
"Great." Denethor mutters.
After a yummy meal, including some food fights and a ruined leather jacket belonging to Elrond, who was looking like Agent Smith, the group goes to see Oklahoma.
"This had better be good!" Aragorn mutters.
"I'm sure it will be!" Arwen replies, as the usher leads them to their seats, which just happens to be located in the second row.
"Hey, with these opera glasses, I can see what's in that guy's nose!" Merry says.
"That's disgusting! Let me see!" Pippin says.
"Maybe we should shut up." Mary says.
Everyone intently watches the musical.
"I don't get it."
"Shut UP, Pippin!" Boromir says.
"Owww!"
"Shut it!'
"SSSHHHH!!!"
Everyone shuts up and watches.
"Who's that guy?"
"SHUT UP PIPPIN!!!" Aragorn says, rather loudly.
"HEY, DOWN IN FRONT!!!"
"SHUT UP, MAN!!"
"Why...why...why..." Mary mutters.
"I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad..." Faramir says.
"SHUT UP, LITTLE BRO!!!" Boromir screams.
"I'm not stupid, I'm very smart..."
"I'm smart! I'm hot! I'm everything you're not!" Legolas says.
All the actors onstage look at the group.
"Whaddya want, dude?" Denethor asks, throwing some chocolate chips at the actor.
"Let's go, Faramir." Mary says, trying to get away from her crazy companions.
"You're simply the best! Better than all the rest! Better than anyone! Anyone I ever met!" Pippin sings.
"WAIT FOR ME!!!" Everyone yells, as there is a mass stampede going out of the theatre.
"That was so weird..." Boromir says.
"Can we just leave?"
"No! The karaoke bar is open 24/7/365!" Denethor says.
And so they all decide to go for some late night karaoke!
A/N: Check back soon for the karaoke bar incident!!! Coming at you live from Me!!! probably posted sometime in late August, due to vacation. Review whilst I'm away!
Chapter Nineteen: Going to the Restaurant and the Musical
All the girls are dressing up and looking very nice and everything. All the men (or boys, whatever) are getting gifts and stuff to give the dates and are wearing their best.
Suddenly, a knock on PopcornLeader's door awakes her from her thoughts on how to not have any conversation with the man who tried to kill Faramir and bashed her boyfriend about.
"Are you ready to go?" Pippin asks, looking very hot in his Minas Tirith outfit (see, I know how much you like him in that outfit...).
"Yeah." She says, stepping out of her room in a Minas Tirith-themed dress, which is silver with a black tree on the front. Ain't it pretty??
"Wow...that's a cool dress..." Pippin says.
"It's one of a kind. Isn't it wonderful?" PopcornLeader says, twirling around as the dress billows out or something.
"Let's go. I can't believe we got stuck in Denethor's SUV." Pippin moans, walking down the stairs.
Meanwhile, by Mary's room...
"Ready?" Faramir asks, knocking on Mary's door wearing the outfit he wore at Aragorn's coronation, minus the armor. That is a cool dress; it looks really nice minus armor.
"Yep!" Mary says, walking out of her room in a black (what else?) dress that looks very similar to Arwen's mourning gown.
"Did you steal that from Arwen?" Faramir asks.
"Why does everyone ask me that? Maybe I did!" Mary replies.
"Really? You stole it?" Faramir asks.
"No, I didn't."
"Oh, because I was going to ask you to steal my dad's palantir so I could have a look..."
By Breck's Room...
"Ready?" Boromir asks, wearing his leather jacket outfit because I really don't think he has anything else. He is also wearing that cloak that he's got, which totally completes the outfit.
"Yeah!" Breck says, walking out wearing a white dress.
"Ok, I guess we can walk down to my car..."
By Orliey's room...
"Hey, ready?" Denethor asks, wearing that robe thing, but instead of wearing the chain mail underneath, he's wearing a black shirt and black pants.
"Yeah, man!" Orliey says, walking out wearing a dress similar to the one Eowyn has on in Dunharrow.
"That was always such a pretty dress..." Denethor says.
"I know! I really love that dress store where you buy all the famous dresses from Lord of the Rings on the corner..." Orliey says.
Jump to the Parking Garage...
"Ok, everyone ready?" Denethor asks.
"Ready!" Mary yells, waiting to have speakers full blast. Ok, I'm driving my own car, whatever...
"Check!" Boromir says, in his own car.
"READY!!" Everyone in Frodo's van say, hanging out the windows.
"Ok, everyone in!" Denethor orders.
Pippin and PopcornLeader crawl into the back, Annabel also sits in the back, Merry and Tulip go in the middle, and Denethor jumps in the driver's seat while Orliey gets in the passenger. Galadriel, Haldir, and Sam jump in the trunk, and Aragorn and Arwen get in Aragorn's Honda.
"Ok, let's go."
Mary's car is the first one out, due to the fact that she's driving 50 MPH and is speeding along, Faramir gripping the seat with white knuckles, cringing at the loudness of the music, which so happens to be Bon Jovi.
"Hey, no one said that I was a good driver..." Mary says, as Faramir lets out a shriek of terror. Ok, Faramir shrieking...I've really gone insane.
Breck and Boromir pull out next, some good driving tunes blaring on the radio, like the Oldies that are all about cars and girls.
Aragorn and Arwen pull out next, some tango music on the speakers. Ok, tango and Aragorn, that's just weird.
Frodo's van pulls out and everyone starts to sing 'YMCA'. The van is painted bright yellow and looks like a happy place.
Denethor's SUV pulls out next, listening to some form or hip-hop. The bass is turned way way up, causing the mirrors to shake.
PopcornLeader is glaring at Denethor's head, muttering something about 'burning people alive'.
"Ok, are we having fun yet?" Sam asks from the trunk.
"I don't think so." Merry says.
"Ok, can we change the radio station?" Haldir asks.
"You can't hear the radio anyway!" Denethor yells.
"This is stupid! Why'd I get stuck in this car??" PopcornLeader asks, glaring pointedly at Denethor.
"Hey, don't blame me!" Merry says.
"Ok, then, I blame Denethor!"
"Ok, Kay, why are you blaming me?"
"Because you picked me to be in this car."
"Can't you slow down?"
"Hey, I'm doing the speed limit!" Denethor yells.
"Is the speed limit 85?"
"Maybe it is!"
"Ok, if we get arrested, don't look at me!" Galadriel says.
"Hmmm...having people in your trunk and doing 85 MPH...no, doesn't look like we're gonna get arrested today." PopcornLeader says sarcastically.
"Hey, blondie, shut up!" Denethor says.
"How dare you call me blondie!!" PopcornLeader says.
"Well, I just did!"
"And after you nearly killed Faramir and then bashed my boyfriend about? You're so insensitive!!!"
"What I say, blondie?!?!" Denethor screams.
"We're veering off the road!" Pippin yells.
"We're all gonna die!!!" Everyone yells, except Denethor, who is cackling maniacally and laughing uncontrollably.
Meanwhile, in Frodo's van...
"Ok, what song next?"
"My Band!" Someone besides Elrond says.
"That's rap, ain't it?"
"Perhaps, Elrond."
"Well, I'm not going to tolerate it!" Elrond says.
"Ok, can we just sing the chicken dance?" Eomer asks.
"No, I wanna sing 'Stacey's Mom!" Legolas whines.
"Can't we sing the Hokey Pokey?" Elrond says.
Meanwhile, in Aragorn's Honda...
"This is gonna be so cool!" Arwen squeals.
"Yeah...can't wait to see Oklahoma..." Aragorn sarcastically replies.
"I know! It'll be so cool!" Arwen shrieks.
"It's gonna be a looong night..."
Meanwhile, in Mary's Corvette...
"Can't you go slower?" Faramir asks.
"Hey, I can't, man, not when I can go 130 at max!" Mary says.
"130???" Faramir asks.
"Well, I'm only going 85..." Mary replies.
"I'd like to get to the restaurant in one piece!!!"
"Ok, now I'm doing 80. Better?" Mary asks.
In Boromir's Convertible...
"Isn't this super?" Boromir asks.
"Yeah! Don't you have any other clothes, though?"
"Well, none that look as cool as this!" Boromir says.
"That's right." Breck says.
"Hey, isn't this the place?"
Everyone pulls into the parking lot, and soon everyone is out in the lot and standing around.
"Shall we go in?"
They all head in.
Gimli is sitting behind the host counter, scribbling "Dwarves 4 eva" on the seating chart. Hearing the bell chime, he looks up.
"Hey, how can I help you?"
"Well, we had the reservation..." Denethor says.
"Ok, this way, y'all." Gimli says.
They all go towards a large table and sit down.
"Now, our waitress will be with you momentarily..." Gimli says.
Eowyn pops up.
"Can I take your order?" She says, looking happy.
"Er..." Denethor says.
"Hey, Boromir, fancy some spaghetti and meatballs?" Eowyn says, then cackles evilly as Boromir blushes.
"Leave my man alone!" Breck says.
"Is that a threat?"
"What if it is?" Breck says, tossing her water at Eowyn, who screams.
"My white shirt!!!" She yells. All the boys kind of blush, because if you know what a wet white shirt looks like on a girl...from a friend's experience, it's a tad embarrassing...but the authoress remembers that it's PG-13 and so everyone kind of forgets that moment.
"Ok, so I guess everyone's having pasta primavera..." Eowyn says.
"What?"
"Well, that's all the chef knows how to cook!" Eowyn says.
"Great." Denethor mutters.
After a yummy meal, including some food fights and a ruined leather jacket belonging to Elrond, who was looking like Agent Smith, the group goes to see Oklahoma.
"This had better be good!" Aragorn mutters.
"I'm sure it will be!" Arwen replies, as the usher leads them to their seats, which just happens to be located in the second row.
"Hey, with these opera glasses, I can see what's in that guy's nose!" Merry says.
"That's disgusting! Let me see!" Pippin says.
"Maybe we should shut up." Mary says.
Everyone intently watches the musical.
"I don't get it."
"Shut UP, Pippin!" Boromir says.
"Owww!"
"Shut it!'
"SSSHHHH!!!"
Everyone shuts up and watches.
"Who's that guy?"
"SHUT UP PIPPIN!!!" Aragorn says, rather loudly.
"HEY, DOWN IN FRONT!!!"
"SHUT UP, MAN!!"
"Why...why...why..." Mary mutters.
"I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad..." Faramir says.
"SHUT UP, LITTLE BRO!!!" Boromir screams.
"I'm not stupid, I'm very smart..."
"I'm smart! I'm hot! I'm everything you're not!" Legolas says.
All the actors onstage look at the group.
"Whaddya want, dude?" Denethor asks, throwing some chocolate chips at the actor.
"Let's go, Faramir." Mary says, trying to get away from her crazy companions.
"You're simply the best! Better than all the rest! Better than anyone! Anyone I ever met!" Pippin sings.
"WAIT FOR ME!!!" Everyone yells, as there is a mass stampede going out of the theatre.
"That was so weird..." Boromir says.
"Can we just leave?"
"No! The karaoke bar is open 24/7/365!" Denethor says.
And so they all decide to go for some late night karaoke!
A/N: Check back soon for the karaoke bar incident!!! Coming at you live from Me!!! probably posted sometime in late August, due to vacation. Review whilst I'm away!