A/N: Ok, I lied, here's the bad karaoke...enjoy!! Ok, and I just read that I had Faramir wearing a dress...I was confused...ok, it's not a dress, it's more of a cloaky thing, just go to alleycatscratch dot com to see it, it looks really good...minus the armor.
Chapter Twenty: Wow! Twenty Chapters! Free ale for all!!
"GIMME!!" Merry and Pip scream.
"Change the title!!" Denethor yells, tossing a spoon at Mary.
Chapter Twenty: Really Bad Karaoke
"Ok, here's the late night karaoke bar...enjoy!!!" Denethor says.
"ME FIRST!!!" Pippin yells.
"Ok, fine." The karaoke bar dude yells.
"I'm gonna do...er.... 'Into the West'..." Pippin says.
"OOH! I love this song!"
"Lay down your sweet and weary head
Night is fallen you have come to journey's end
Sleep now, dream of the ones who came before
They are calling...from across the distant shore
Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face?
Soon you will see all of your fears will pass away
Safe in my arms you're only sleeping"
Everyone else is just dancing on the dancefloor...oh isn't it cute?
"What can you see on the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Across the sea a pale moon rises
The ships have come to carry you home
And all will turn
To silver glass
A light on the water
All souls pass
Hope fades
Into the world of night
Through shadows falling
Out of memory and time
Don't say we have come now to the end
White shores are calling
You and I will meet again
And you'll be here in my arms just sleeping
What can you see on the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Across the sea a pale moon rises
The ships have come to carry you home
And all will turn to silver glass
A light on the water
Gray ships pass into the west." Pippin sings.
"Ok, that's enough, Mr. Took." The karaoke bar dude says. "Next we have...Faramir, Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas, and Elrond singing 'It's Raining Men'...I have no idea be some form of sick joke...whatever..."
"For the first time
Just about a half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men
It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men
Every specimen
Tall, blonde, dark, and lean
Rough as you have ever seen
It's raining men
Hear the thunder, boy
You lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
It's raining men
God bless mother nature
She's a single woman too
She took all the angels
And rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy
It's raining men" All those manly-men sing. Ooh. Yeah. Ok, whatever, moving on...
"Can we leave? All this singing done badly is giving me a headache..." Kay moans, as Denethor sings 'Livin' la Vida Loca' very badly and out of tune.
"Next we have...Mary...doing.... 'My Heart Will Go On'..."
Mary gets up on stage.
"WHOOT!!!!!!" Faramir screams from the back, very loudly.
"Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
Far across the distance
And spaces Between us
You have come to show you go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart and
My heart will go on and on
Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go 'til we're gone
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart and
My heart will go on and on
You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart and
My heart will go on and on," Mary sings.
"Sniff...what a lovely song..." Faramir says.
"It was so toughing!" Boromir says, giving Breck a hug.
"That was so...moving..." Denethor says.
"I loved it..." Pippin says, hugging PopcornLeader.
"That was...so..." Merry says, hugging Annabel.
Everyone is moved, and soon everyone is crying and hugging their dates.
Skip 30 minutes...
Everyone is driving home in stony silence.
"You can really sing..." Faramir says.
"No, I can only sing one song, that's it." Mary says, driving 90.
"Why are you driving 90?" Faramir asks.
"So I can get home! I'm so tired...singing, you know?" Mary says, as with a squeal of breaks, they pull into the apartment center lot.
"AAAA!!!" Faramir yells.
The breaks squeal as the car stops. Mary and Faramir jump out, then walk upstairs.
In Boromir's Convertible...
"That was really a great song you've sung back there..." Breck says.
"You know, I really didn't get it, but if you liked it, I liked it." Boromir says.
"That was great..." Breck says.
"I'm so tired..." Boromir yawns, pulling into the lot as Mary and Faramir are walking out of their car.
"Hey! It's the My Heart Will go On girl!!" Boromir cackles.
Mary mutters something incoherent as Boromir laughs.
"Leave her alone!" Faramir says. Mary just looks angry and walks inside, slamming the door behind her.
"Mary!" Faramir yells, running in after her, also slamming the door.
"Little Bro!" Boromir screams, running in and slamming the door.
"Boromir!" Breck says, also running in and slamming the door.
Denethor's SUV pulls in and everyone is asleep, not caring, and Denethor is just sleeping at the wheel. Lucky they didn't crash.
Frodo's van pulls in and everyone jumps out, singing 'The Hokey Pokey' and appear to be on sugar.
A/N: Review whilst I'm away, this is the last for now, I'll see you at the end of August! Not too funny, I know.
Chapter Twenty: Wow! Twenty Chapters! Free ale for all!!
"GIMME!!" Merry and Pip scream.
"Change the title!!" Denethor yells, tossing a spoon at Mary.
Chapter Twenty: Really Bad Karaoke
"Ok, here's the late night karaoke bar...enjoy!!!" Denethor says.
"ME FIRST!!!" Pippin yells.
"Ok, fine." The karaoke bar dude yells.
"I'm gonna do...er.... 'Into the West'..." Pippin says.
"OOH! I love this song!"
"Lay down your sweet and weary head
Night is fallen you have come to journey's end
Sleep now, dream of the ones who came before
They are calling...from across the distant shore
Why do you weep? What are these tears upon your face?
Soon you will see all of your fears will pass away
Safe in my arms you're only sleeping"
Everyone else is just dancing on the dancefloor...oh isn't it cute?
"What can you see on the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Across the sea a pale moon rises
The ships have come to carry you home
And all will turn
To silver glass
A light on the water
All souls pass
Hope fades
Into the world of night
Through shadows falling
Out of memory and time
Don't say we have come now to the end
White shores are calling
You and I will meet again
And you'll be here in my arms just sleeping
What can you see on the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Across the sea a pale moon rises
The ships have come to carry you home
And all will turn to silver glass
A light on the water
Gray ships pass into the west." Pippin sings.
"Ok, that's enough, Mr. Took." The karaoke bar dude says. "Next we have...Faramir, Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas, and Elrond singing 'It's Raining Men'...I have no idea be some form of sick joke...whatever..."
"For the first time
Just about a half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men
It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men
Every specimen
Tall, blonde, dark, and lean
Rough as you have ever seen
It's raining men
Hear the thunder, boy
You lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
It's raining men
God bless mother nature
She's a single woman too
She took all the angels
And rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy
It's raining men" All those manly-men sing. Ooh. Yeah. Ok, whatever, moving on...
"Can we leave? All this singing done badly is giving me a headache..." Kay moans, as Denethor sings 'Livin' la Vida Loca' very badly and out of tune.
"Next we have...Mary...doing.... 'My Heart Will Go On'..."
Mary gets up on stage.
"WHOOT!!!!!!" Faramir screams from the back, very loudly.
"Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
Far across the distance
And spaces Between us
You have come to show you go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart and
My heart will go on and on
Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go 'til we're gone
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart and
My heart will go on and on
You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart and
My heart will go on and on," Mary sings.
"Sniff...what a lovely song..." Faramir says.
"It was so toughing!" Boromir says, giving Breck a hug.
"That was so...moving..." Denethor says.
"I loved it..." Pippin says, hugging PopcornLeader.
"That was...so..." Merry says, hugging Annabel.
Everyone is moved, and soon everyone is crying and hugging their dates.
Skip 30 minutes...
Everyone is driving home in stony silence.
"You can really sing..." Faramir says.
"No, I can only sing one song, that's it." Mary says, driving 90.
"Why are you driving 90?" Faramir asks.
"So I can get home! I'm so tired...singing, you know?" Mary says, as with a squeal of breaks, they pull into the apartment center lot.
"AAAA!!!" Faramir yells.
The breaks squeal as the car stops. Mary and Faramir jump out, then walk upstairs.
In Boromir's Convertible...
"That was really a great song you've sung back there..." Breck says.
"You know, I really didn't get it, but if you liked it, I liked it." Boromir says.
"That was great..." Breck says.
"I'm so tired..." Boromir yawns, pulling into the lot as Mary and Faramir are walking out of their car.
"Hey! It's the My Heart Will go On girl!!" Boromir cackles.
Mary mutters something incoherent as Boromir laughs.
"Leave her alone!" Faramir says. Mary just looks angry and walks inside, slamming the door behind her.
"Mary!" Faramir yells, running in after her, also slamming the door.
"Little Bro!" Boromir screams, running in and slamming the door.
"Boromir!" Breck says, also running in and slamming the door.
Denethor's SUV pulls in and everyone is asleep, not caring, and Denethor is just sleeping at the wheel. Lucky they didn't crash.
Frodo's van pulls in and everyone jumps out, singing 'The Hokey Pokey' and appear to be on sugar.
A/N: Review whilst I'm away, this is the last for now, I'll see you at the end of August! Not too funny, I know.