A/N: Ok, we're back! YAHOO! Er, everyone in the Retirement is now in...Florida!! Go Florida. Enjoy, ok?
Chapter Twenty-Four: Going to Florida!!
"Hey, everyone, let's take a vacation!"
"Where, Sam?"
"Er...Florida?"
"Where the heck is Florida?" Boromir asks.
"In the Real World."
"GASP!!"
"The...the real world?" Denethor whispers, going pale.
"Yeah! It's a big tourist place, so there's bound to be people like us, right?"
Blank stare.
"Right, guys?"
"Er, I really don't think so. I mean, how many people do you know that walk around like us?" Frodo asks.
"Er..."
"See? There's no one out there like us."
"Well, that's not true..."
"Sam, please. No one walks around in long dresses with sleeves that touch the ground! I don't even want to and I have to!" Arwen says.
"Surely you don't have to..."
"Yeah? Well it's in the script..."
"So what about the script?"
"Sam, it's the immortal script. You can't go against it or deny it." Mary says, looking up from Guitar World.
"Well? I'll be the first one that does!!"
"Tolkien Enterprises is going to sue you." Mary says, reading her magazine.
"No they're not!!"
"Yes they are!!"
"Are not!!"
"Are too!"
"ARE NOT!!"
"ARE TOO!!"
"STOP!!"
Silence.
"Sam, we're going to Florida. Mary, stop picking fights with people two feet shorter than you." Boromir says.
"Whatever, Bor-o-mir." Mary says in a bored voice, accenting his name.
"Anyway, everyone pack up the cars because we're going!!!" Boromir yells, causing the very earth to shake.
In the Parking Garage...
"Please let me come with you!" Kay begs.
"I can't! There's only two seats!" Mary says.
"Can't I drive your car?" Pippin asks.
"YOU?? I think I'd like my car in one piece..." Mary says.
"Oh, come on, Mary, you can let him drive it." Faramir says.
"How bout this? We'll it drive as far as Virginia, then you guys can drive to Florida." Mary says.
"That works!"
"Ha, then you have to sit with Denethor!"
"So?"
Meanwhile, by Boromir's Car...
"Please??"
"NO!"
"Pretty please??"
"NO!!"
"Pretty please with sugar and cherries?"
"NO!!!"
"Oh, come on Bori, can't you let them have a drive?" Breck says, giving him the famed 'pretty please' eyes.
"Please?" Haldir asks.
"Why?" Boromir asks.
"Because." Galadriel pouts.
"Fine. But only as far as Virginia!" Boromir says.
"Great! Finally, we get to be away from Denethor!"
"GREAT!"
Frodo's van is staying the same, as is Aragorn's Honda.
"Ok, ready?" Denethor says.
"Why not?" Frodo yells.
"Check!" Mary says, ready to drive out.
"Take care of my baby!" Boromir yells to Haldir.
"We will!" Haldir says.
Everyone pulls out and the drive to Florida begins!
A/N: Well, here we all go on a wild trip to Florida! And the apartment is located somewhere in the North, like a small, uncharted Island called Middle Earth that is somehow accessible to the mainland, but no one from the mainland can go on the island except the few of us! Somehow. Whatever.