A/N: Here we are in good ol' wherever. Somewhere in wherever.... Ok. We're in South Carolina. I suppose.
Chapter Twenty-Six: On the Road Again...
In Denethor's SUV...
"We're on the road again.... We're on the road again..." Denethor sings.
"Uh, Denny, you've been singing the same line of the same song for the LAST TWELVE HOURS!!!" Mary yells.
"HEY! I CAN'T DRIVE WHEN Y'ALL ARE SCREAMING!!" Denethor yells.
"YEAH, SO SHUT UP!!!" Boromir screams.
Er, for references, Sam and Tulip have decided to abandon the SUV for the safety of Frodo's Van, now filled to bursting. So now it's Denethor, Orliey, Boromir, Breck, Faramir, and Mary. AKA the Really Happy Family.
"Why are we all yelling?" Faramir asks.
"I know. Maybe we all should SHUT UP!!" Breck yells.
"Oh, Canada, we rest on God to Thee!!" Denethor yells.
"That was random." Mary says.
"Like you singing Linkin Park wasn't, Mary." Denethor says.
"Hey, it's not my fault!" Mary smirks.
"Yeah, shut up." Boromir says, sleeping.
"How can you sleep?" Mary asks.
"On the road again...I can't wait to get on the road again..."
"YAY! We've moved on to verse two!" Faramir yells.
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING???" Orliey screams.
"I KNOW!!" Mary screams.
"THIS IS STUPID!!" Breck yells.
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Boromir screams, throwing a pillow at Mary.
"MMPH!" Mary says, getting hit in the face.
"On the road again, I can't wait to get on the road again...."
"No...stop it!!" Faramir yells.
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Boromir yells.
"MY EARS!!" Mary screams, covering her ears.
"POPCORN FIGHT!!!" Scream Breck and Orliey, and soon the car is swarmed with little popcorn bits.
With Pippin and Kay...
"Hey, where are we?" Pippin asks.
"Look! A sign...welcome to Ohio."
"OHIO!!"
"Hey, aren't we going the wrong way?"
"And I should know how, Kay?"
"I thought we were supposed to be in Florida."
Kay checks the map and looks around, nervously.
"Hey, we're going to wrong way..."
So Pippin pulls a U turn on the deserted stretch of Highway and drives towards Florida.
"Ok, so if we're supposed to be there tonight, we'll have to drive like there's no tomorrow! Let's go!!" Kay yells.
So they zoom off at about 120 MPH (Hey, it's MY Vette and goes as fast as I want!!) in the general direction of Florida.
Meanwhile, with Galadriel and Haldir...
"Oh my gosh, we can go to Disney World!!"
"I hate that mouse." Haldir says bitterly.
"Oh, Haldir, don't you remember when we used to sit around and watch Disney movies?" Galadriel asked.
"Yeah, you were babysitting me."
"And you were so cute!"
"I thought I was handsome."
"You're very attractive."
"I am?"
"Haldir, you're so naïve! Of course, you little studmuffin!"
"Well, now that you've called me that..."
"You're a studmuffin. Celeborn was nothing. He wasn't even hot."
"Well, I'm sure if you feel that way..."
"I do!"
"Save it for the hotel room!"
Meanwhile, with Aragorn and Arwen...
"Hey! I aced history!" Arwen says.
"Yeah, and I aced Geography!!" Aragorn pouts.
"Aragorn, none of the history books support your claim!"
"Yes they do!!"
"Do not!"
"YES THEY DO!!"
"Aragorn, stop throwing a fit! It's rather unbecoming!"
"What did you just say?"
"Unbecoming! After living with Elrond I thought you'd know that word."
"Maybe I do, maybe I don't." Aragorn pouts.
"No need to be upset." Arwen says, looking rather hurt.
"I'm sorry, my love. I just aced geography, you aced history, Elladan aced math, and Elrohir aced Science."
"And Elrond aced being a freak."
"Now now, is that any way to treat your father in law?" Arwen asks.
"If he's Elrond? Yes."
"Aragorn!"
"Sorry."
With Frodo...
"Hillary Duff?" Tina yells, popping out the CD and tossing it out the window, where it gets run over.
"NOOO!!" Elrond yells.
"What?" Tina asks, turning around and looking slightly crazed.
"Er...I was just going to say that that was a waste of valuable plastic and other materials..."
"Yeah right!" Eomer chortles.
"Did you just chortle?" Sam asks from the floor.
"I believe so."
"Well fine then."
And everyone gets into a major discussion over who chortled when. And the thought of reaching Florida bordered on everyone's minds...
A/N: Yeah, it was weird. So what? I really don't care that Frodo's van is really cramped, maybe since half the people there are hobbits, they all fit in. Anyway, free stuff for everyone, like sugar and Swedish meatballs.