A/N: Here we are in Good Ole Florida. Hooray. Now, we're going to do some weird stuff and all, but don't panic! Chaos and insanity are the best things in life. And everyone is going to get everyone they wanted later...don't worry, I have plans...hehehe.

Chapter Twenty-Seven: Welcome to Florida!!

The group of cars pulls up into the Welcome Center for Florida. Aragorn and Arwen are still yelling at each other, Pippin is attempting to clean Mary's car, and Boromir and Mary are yelling at each other at the top of their lungs about something.

"IS NOT!!"

"IS TOO!!"

"This is old!!" Denethor moans.

"WHAT?" Mary and Boromir scream at Denethor.

"GAH! All this fighting! It's stupid!" Orliey says.

"I'm sorry..." Mary says, very sincerely.

"Really?"

"NOPE!! I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED!!!" Mary screams, running into the center like a madman.

"Is she sane?" Denethor asks. "I'm not so sure I want you to date a psycho."

"She's not psycho, she's...ah...unique."

"Yeah, and I'm nice." Denethor says.

"Yeah, but you are!" Orliey says.

"HAHAA!!!! I got travel info!!!" Mary yells, running back to the car.

"Good!" Boromir says. "You're useful for something."

With that, Mary jumps at Boromir and starts to punch him, very hard, just like she punched that stupid football player.

"Eep! BORI!!!" Breck screams, trying to pull Mary off her beloved.

"MARY!!" Faramir yells, jumping in.

"My firstborn!!" Denethor screams, jumping into the pile.

"DIE!!!" Mary yells, pounding Boromir.

"STOP STOP STOP!!" Breck moans, hitting Mary.

"NOOO! DON'T TOUCH!!" Faramir whines.

"STOP it, GIRL!!" Denethor yells, pulling Mary's arm.

"AII!! MY ARM!!!" Mary moans, as a loud crack is heard.

"Was that..."

"Did she just..."

"OHMIGOD you BROKE my ARM!" Mary screams, yelling.

"Sorry?"

"YOU'RE NOT SORRY!!" Mary screams, kicking Denethor.

A few hours later...

Everyone is at the Hotel, Sparkling Waters Orlando, and settling into their rooms. Everyone bought the deluxe suite, which will set them back about 200 grand.

"Oh, no. Please no!!" Mary and Boromir (Can't they get along? NO!!) scream.

"What?" Breck and Faramir ask, running over.

"WE...we...WE GOT THE SAME ROOM!!!"

"OH MY HOLY VALAR!!!"

"That's not right..." Breck says, looking at the cards. "Oh, wait, yes it is."

"I am NOT sharing a room with HIM!" Mary says, pointing at Boromir, whilst Boromir says, "I am NOT sharing a room with HER!"

"Well, maybe we can work this out...logically and without yelling?"

"It's not possible!!" Denethor yells.

"What?"

"Is this room 104?"

"Yes."

"NO!!!" Galadriel yells.

"Oh, no, tell me we're not all sharing the same room..."

But unfortunately it was true...and so a new bit of insanity happened.

20 minutes later...

After everyone found out they were to share one room, and some others to share another, this is how it went:

Boromir, Breck, Faramir, Mary, Denethor, Orliey, Pippin, Kay, Galadriel, and Haldir were to share 104.

Frodo, Tina, Annabel, Merry, Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Eomer, and everyone else were jammed into room 105.

"This stinks!" Mary says, tossing her duffel bag onto a small bed. There are 5 in the room.

"Hey, if there's only 5 beds and...10 people..." Galadriel says.

"NO!!!" Everyone else yells.

"I'm sleeping on the couch!" Mary yells, grabbing the couch.

"Darn it! I wanted the couch!" Boromir says.

"HEY! A walk in liquor cabinet!" Breck says.

"HEY!" Boromir runs over to investigate.

"I call the chair!" Haldir says.

"I get the bed!" Denethor whines.

"Me, too! I get this one!" Faramir says.

"I call the bed!" Galadriel says.

"Are all the beds taken?" Pippin asks.

"One left...right? No, two." Mary says.

Pippin and Kay quickly claim the last two beds.

Everyone is settled in their rooms, when Galadriel and Haldir get an idea.

5 minutes later...

"Ok, let's go." Haldir whispers.

"HEY!!" Galadriel says, pounding on the door of room 105.

"Yes?" Tina asks, opening the door.

"Can we switch with you? Please?" Galadriel begs.

"We'll do anything!" Haldir says desperately.

"Lemme ask Frodo." Tina says, yelling at Frodo to get over here.

"Yees?"

"Switch rooms with us!"

"We'll do anything?"

"Anything, Haldir?"

"Yep, anything!!"

"Fine! Do the funky chicken in a thong and sing the Macarena." Frodo says.

"Not that!" Haldir says.

"Fine. Just let us get out of the room..." Tina says, as they pack up.

"THANK GOD!!" Galadriel screams, running into the other room.

Tina and Frodo walk towards 104, hearing screams and the sound of breaking glass.

"Was that a good idea?

"Er..."

A/N: Yep! Just review...muahahaha. Denethor's got the best family. I mean, come on, everyone hates everyone else. Not. Anyway, just review. Please! Algebra has kept me from updating! It's all the fault of exponents and open sentences!!