A/N: I'm BAAAACK! Yep, here I am! Ok, to clarify, everyone's in jackets because it's September and the hurricanes never happened and it's cold but everyone's happy. Yeah. So, anyway, that's it! Here we go!
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Operas, and Disney World!
With Infamous Group Two..."All right, let's get the tickets and get on with our lives." Aragorn moans. They all pile out of the car and into the line.
"I have a migraine! It's shattering my skull!" Galadriel says, fainting into Haldir's arms.
"Don't worry, dear, Haldir's here to help!" Haldir says.
"Oh, thank you my love!" Galadriel says.
"Er..." Arwen says, looking away.
"Ok, we need..." Aragorn pauses to count, "Well, just give us the group tickets."
"Aiiite, sir, anythin' else?" asks a freckled brown haired youth.
"Yeah. Keep the seats as far away from everyone else as you can." Aragorn adds.
"And can my Haldir and I have our own private box?" Galadriel says delicately.
"Sure. Here ya go, ma'am." The youth says, handing the tickets to Galadriel and Haldir, who walk inside.
"Er...we're not with them." Arwen says.
"Ok, sir, you'll be sitting in the first row." The youth says.
"Nope, not gonna work. How about the last row in the last balcony?" Aragorn says.
"Arry, some of us would like to actually see the show." Arwen whispers into his ear.
"Did you just call me Arry?" Aragorn asks.
"Why, yes, Estel, I did!"
"Hey, isn't Estel a girl's name?" Asks the youth.
"...."
"Ok, don't answer. Here, your tickets are in the second row, first floor. Enjoy!" The youth says, as everyone walks in, while Aragorn seriously thinks if Estel is a girl's name.
With the Denethor Group..."Hey, is this line ever gonna move?" Denethor growls, gripping the steering wheel.
"Hey, Faramir, let's start singing!" Mary says.
"Got it!"
"Me, too!" Breck and Boromir say at the same time, then giggle.
"Don't leave us out!" Pippin, Tina, Frodo and Kay say.
"Ok, everyone knows The Song, right?" Mary says.
"Yep!"
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes!" Mary, Boromir, Faramir, Pippin, Tina, Frodo, Kay and Breck sing.
"Well, at least the guy moved." Denethor says.
"I know a song that gets on..."
"Hey, isn't that Gimli working the ticket booth?" Orliey says.
"Everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves..."
"It is Gimli! Good observation, dear!" Denethor says.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's..."
"Hey, let's get into Gimli's line!" Orliey says.
"This is how it goes..."
"Yes, but we'll have to cut across three other lines..." Denethor contemplates.
"Gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves..."
"So? You do 75 in a 30 MPH zone! You can cut three lines!" Orliey says.
"Song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes..."
"I can't concentrate with the loony bin back there!" Denethor whispers.
"Gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves..."
"Just think of how happy we'll be in...5 or 10 years." Orliey says.
"Everybody's nerves and this is how it goes..."
"Why 5 or 10? Why not 1 or 2?" Denethor asks, putting the pedal to the metal and zooming across 3 lanes to Gimli's.
"Everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on..."
"Haven't they stopped yet?" Orliey asks. "And maybe it'll be 1 or 2 years, the sooner the better, right?"
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES! I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!" The 'loony bin' ends with a bang.
"SHUT UP!!" Denethor yells.
"Hi, welcome to Disney World." Gimli says.
"Gimli?" Denethor asks.
"WHOA! Denny!" Gimli says.
"Hey, what're you doing here?"
"Well, in 2 minutes I have to get over to Snow White's House, I'm the mysteriously hot eight dwarf!" Gimli says.
"Hey, that's a good one! He's a dwarf and playing one of Snow White's Dwarves!!" Pippin says.
Everyone turns around to glare at Pippin.
"What?"
"Look, Gimli, since you work here and know us, can you get us in for free?" Denethor asks.
"Sorry, Denny, but I can't."
"Ok, come on, Gimli, sure you can!" Orliey says.
"Well, no...but I'll give you half off! Ok, everyone in the car except the hobbits are 9.90, and the hobbits are free because they count as children, and children are free on Tuesdays." Gimli says.
"So, we owe...a lot of money." Denethor says, handing over a twenty and zooming away.
"HEY!! This ain't enough money!" Gimli roars, as Denethor blasts out of the gate, breaking the barrier thing and nearly running over a family.
"MIND THE PEDESTRIANS!!" Orliey screams.
"WHAT?" Denethor yells.
"I SAID, MIND THE PEDESTIANS!!"
"WHEEE!!!!" Everyone in the back, which is Mary, Faramir, Frodo, Tina, Breck, Boromir, Pippin, and Kay, scream.
"This isn't a freaking amusement park ride!" Denethor yells.
"AAAAAAA! IT'S THE TYPHOON!!!" Pippin screams.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Everyone else says.
Meanwhile, with the Opera Group..."Ok, Haldir, this is box 123. This is ours!" Galadriel shrieks.
"Oh, wow!"
"Hey, is a private box like the back of a movie theatre and you can make out in it?" Galadriel asks.
"Why must you ask things like that?" Haldir asks.
"Because! Haldir, this is SUPER!" Galadriel shrieks, sounding not unlike a cheerleader.
"If you say so..." Haldir says.
"Wonder where the others are..."
With Everyone Else..."Ok, these are our seats?" Merry asks.
"Ok, everyone sit next to your date!"
"Arry, isn't this super?" Arwen screams.
"Why why why why why???" Aragorn moans.
"Arry! Oh, Arry! ARRY!!" Someone yells.
"DEAR LORD, IT'S NOT..." Everyone screams.
"Hello, Arry, Dear!" Eowyn says, jumping over the seats and into Aragorn's lap.
A/N: Another cliffie! Ok, it's better for me to write this way, but still! See, everyone's showing up in Florida now! So that means only a few are at the apartment, and we'll see what they do next time... Isn't it exciting??