A/N: Hey, everyone! Ok, I'm gonna do this differently. This chapter is gonna focus on the Disney World Crew and their adventures, then the next one is on the Opera Group. Ok? Yeah, this chapter is gonna seem REALLY weird, but this all came to me at Midnight. Do they have goats at Disney World? Maybe, I dunno, I don't care. Anyway, enjoy!!
Chapter Thirty: Adventures with the Disney World Crew
In line for the Tunnel of Love with Faramir, Breck, Boromir, Pippin, Kay and Mary...
"So remind me why we're going on this??" Boromir asks Mary.
"It was Kay's idea! Don't look at me!" Mary says.
"It'll be soooo romantic!! Oh, look! We're about 20 people away from the ride!" Kay says.
"Great! Not." Boromir says.
"Aww, you're so un-romantic." Breck pouts.
"Sorry." Boromir says, giving her the Famed Puppy Dog Eyes of Guilt.
"Boromir, not the Puppy Dog Eyes of Guilt!" Faramir says, panicked.
"Why not?" Boromir says.
"Aww, who could be mad at a face like that?" Breck says, giving Boromir a quick kiss.
"Bleegh!" Mary says, fake gagging.
"Oh, shut up!" Boromir says.
Suddenly, they're at the front of the line!!
"Wow!" Everyone says.
"Ok, you two come with me!" Says the attendant, a really crabby man named Chuck.
"Wait! I'm not with him!!" Mary says, trying to stop Chuck from putting her on the ride with Boromir.
"Yeah! I'm not with this psycho!" Boromir yells.
"Come on, now, don't deny your affection for each other!" Chuck says.
"Yeah, if affection includes wanting to punch him in the nose I won't deny it!" Mary says.
"Come, come, let's go, don't hold up the line. And kiss, your picture'll be taken in a second."
"WHAT?" The two scream.
They stare at the little heart shaped hut, where Chuck went.
"Ok, kiss!"
Mary smiles at the camera and quickly punches Boromir in the nose.
"OW! Crud monkeys!!"
"Hey! All right, get on the boat!" Chuck says.
He leads the two to a small boat, and pushes them in, Boromir still holding his nose and Mary threatening to blow the whole place up if they don't get her out of the boat.
"Have a nice romance!" Chuck says, sending the two of them down the river in the 'Tunnel of Love'. He then turns back to the line, looking at the four.
"Ok, I take it you and you are together, right?' Chuck says, grabbing Pippin and Breck.
"What? No, actually I'm with abused hottie you just sent down the river." Breck says.
"Kiss for the camera!"
Breck and Pippin stare at the camera in confusion.
"Into the boat, now, there you go."
Breck and Pippin are too confused to say anything to Chuck, who sends them down the river.
"And it must be you two, now, right?" Chuck says, indicating Kay and Faramir.
"Well, no, not really, I'm with the really upset girl you sent off with my brother." Faramir says.
"And I'm with the adorable little short stack called a hobbit." Kay says.
"Oh, well, it's you two now." Chuck says. Kay smiles. She's rather happy with this...sort of...a bit...
"Ok." Kay says, trying to sound upset.
Chuck takes their picture and sends them down the river.
With Mary and Boromir...
"I can't believe that (insert cuss here) man put me in the boat with YOU!" Mary screams.
"Well, I'm not that happy about it either!"
"Whatever. This stinks! I was supposed to be on this with your BROTHER! At least it's not your dad." Mary fumes.
"Yeah. You broke my nose, I think."
"Yeah, but you deserved it!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
The two keep bickering, their voices rising.
Meanwhile, with Breck and Pippin...
"Great. Now everyone's gonna think that I'm some sicko, dating some little 5 year old!" Breck moans.
"But I'm 28!" Pippin protests.
"Yes, but you look five!"
"No I don't!"
"Pippin, the fact that you look 5 and are only 3 foot 8 doesn't help your cause." Breck says.
"Yeah? Well, well...er...uh..."
"Oh, yes?"
"Never mind. Man, you're mean."
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"I can't see what Boromir sees in you!"
"Hey! Don't diss the Boromirsky!" (Didn't you call him that once?)
"The what?"
"Boromir, you irritating hobbit!"
"Man, you have anger!"
"Do not!"
Meanwhile, with Kay and Faramir...
"You know, I really don't mind being on the boat with you. You're nice, you know?" Kay says. Faramir nods.
"You know, I really think that this is a blessing."
Faramir grunts.
"Are you mad?'
"Mad at Chuck."
"Not at me?"
"Not at you."
"Good. You're nice."
"You already said."
"Oh." The two sit there in silence, staring at the water.
Meanwhile, with Mary and Boromir...
"Yeah, right! You know, you're all brawn and no brains and that's why you died!" Mary yells.
"Really? Do I look dead to you?"
"You have a faint greenish tint, you know?"
"Do not! You're really weird, you know?"
"Thank you."
"It wasn't a compliment, weirdo."
"I know! Geeze, do you think I'm an idiot??"
"Well, do you want the truth?"
"SHUT UP!" Mary yells, standing up in the boat.
"Sit down!"
"WHY?"
"This boat's gonna tip!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
Mary starts to jump around in the boat until...
"ARGH!!" Boromir screams.
The two tip out of the boat.
"Now you've done it!!!" Boromir screams, as Mary scrambles back into the boat, laughing all the way.
Boromir has a bit of trouble, but eventually gets in. Finally, a light is seen, signaling the end of the ride.
Later, after the ride...
The Tunnel of Love Crew gets out, a sopping Boromir being cuddled by Breck, Mary cackling into Faramir's hand, and Pippin and Kay looking on.
"MMPH! Mmmhp mehm mmss!" Mary says.
"What?" Faramir asks, removing his hand from her mouth, in a worthless attempt to stop her laughing.
"I said, 'let's meet up with everyone else'." Mary says.
The group heads off to find the others, Boromir shivering.
About 20 minutes later...
The Tunnel Crew meets up with the others, who are Tina, Frodo, Orliey, and Denethor.
"What have you been doing? You're as wet as...a puddle." Denethor says.
"Mary pushed me off the Tunnel of Love boat." Boromir replies.
"I thought you were with Breck!"
"Blame Chuck. Oh, yeah, Mary broke my nose!" Boromir whines.
"It's fine! It's not gonna be any bigger than it was before!!"
"Hey!" Denethor says.
"Ok, anyway, Denethor has something he wants to show you!" Orliey says.
"Yeah, Mary, come on!"
"Why is it always me?" Mary whines.
Denethor and Mary walk off towards who-knows-where, leaving everyone else behind.
Denethor is walking really fast, dragging Mary along through the crowds until they reach Goaty Goat Pen...
"What? Why on earth are we by a GOAT PEN?" Mary screams.
"Because, I have to ask you something!"
"Ok, the last time anyone asked me something by a goat pen, it didn't turn out good..."
"Whatever, Mary. Anyway, you know how me and Orliey are engaged?"
"WHAT?? She's like, 50 freakin' years younger than you or something! SICKO!!"
"Shut up!! D'you want to get me arrested?"
"Do you want the truth?"
"Shut up. Anyway, I was thinking of getting her a goat for our engagement present! Isn't that cool?" Denethor asks.
"A GOAT? You mean a GOAT? That goes BAAAA and...and...a GOAT?" Mary screams.
"Yes, that little one right there, see? With the little splotch of gray? See it?"
"You have NO ROOM for a GOAT!!"
"Yes, Mary, I do!! It's called my ROOM!"
"That you share with BOROMIR!"
"I DO NOT!"
"YOU DO SO!!!"
"FORGET IT! I'm buying Orliey a Goat no matter what!"
A/N: You know, the tunnel of Love ride was like one I went on. Stupid idiot put me on with my cousin! Well, anyway, now that Orliey's gonna get a goat... Ok, I'm sorry for hurting Boromir, but that's kinda what I did to my cousin...broke his nose... Yeah, good times. Leave me a review, dears!