Disclaimer: I'm an idiot. Like I could ever have actually thought up these
characters *laughs at the thought*
"O.K. let's recap, He's a ½ demon, and was pinned to a tree for 50 years by his old girlfriend, you're her reincarnation, you broke some powerful sacred jewel, and some monkey wants it to take over. Right?" Rainey asked.
"Well, basically, yeah." Kagome answered. She had just spent the better part of an hour explaining the odd situation to Rainey while she listening in awe.
"You still haven't told me who these other people are." Rainey said as she looked around the little half circle they were sitting in.
"Oops, how rude of me." Kagome got up and introduced all the different characters.
"This," Kagome said picking up the small fox/child thing "is Shippo. He's a young fox demon."
"Pleased to make you acquaintances." Shippo said.
"This is Sango, the demon exterminator" she said putting a hand on the woman's shoulder "And her cat Kirara"
"So you're a demon exterminator sitting up here with a bunch of demons?"
"Yeah" she said, having never stopped to think about just how strange that sounded.
"That's Miroku. He's a monk," She said, pointing to the man dressed like a priest.
He quickly stood up and shook Raney's hand. "Beautiful maiden, our journey is perilous and I do not want to leave this earth with out knowing I have someone to take up my work, should something happen. So please, bear my child."
'Beautiful maiden? Someone is definitely smoking some-'
"Wait, come again?" Rainey asked, not sure she heard what she thought she'd heard.
"Bear my child." Miroku answered. Yep, she heard correctly.
*SLAP*
Miroku fell on the ground with a rather red handprint on his face. From the way his eyes were twitching, you could tell he wasn't gonna come to for a while.
"Couldn't have done it better myself." Sango smiled and shook Rainey's hand. "I like her." She said to Kagome.
"Does this perv do that often?" Rainey asked.
"Yeah, gross huh?"
Kagome continued on with the introductions "And you've already met Inuyasha."
Inuyasha had recuperated by now, and was sitting in a tree high up, quietly watching the drama unfold.
"Feh"
"Is he always so grumpy?" Rainey asked. Yeah, so she had kicked him. He had it coming. But he didn't have to stay mad.
"I heard that!" he called from the tree.
"Am I supposed to be bothered by that? I don't particularly care." Rainey shot back. She had recovered over the shock of meeting a demon, and was now very annoyed.
Inuyasha jumped down from the tree, stood in front of Rainey and bent down to talk to her. "Look, you wench, I don't know how you got here-"
*smack*
"DON'T
*smack*
YOU
*smack*
EVER
*smack*
CALL
*smack*
ME
*smack*
A
*smack*
WENCH
*smack*
AGAIN!!!"
*PUNCH*
"Whoa!!!" the group said in unison.
Rainey *breathes heavily* "Jerk." She muttered as she stepped over the dog demon's convulsing body.
She pointed over to Sango, Shippo and Kagome, "Exactly how do you put up with a perverted monk, and a dog demon who needs anger management?"
"Not as well as you" Sango replied, still smiling.
"I have a question," Shippo said jumping up and down "how DID you get here?"
"Yeah, that's a good question" Kagome said.
"Well I was looking out my window, saw you go to the shrine, followed you, idiotically jumped down that gross well- by the way, what's wrong with you? There are SKULLS in that well. Or didn't you notice?-and ended up here with a fox demon, a psychotic dog demon, a demon exterminator, and a perverted monk. Although I think I was knocked out for a little, cuz I have this huge lump on my head. Hey, I'm kinda hungry. Anything to eat around here?" Rainey replied in one breath extremely fast.
"Oh yeah, I'm hungry too. We were on our way to get something to eat, when I realized I lost one of our shards. Inuyasha flipped out and I had to tell him to 'sit'"
Inuyasha had just been getting up when Kagome said it. The "s" word. He rolled his eyes as...
*Whoosh*
*Bam*
...he was slammed into the ground. He seemed to be there a lot lately. He was starting to get used to the taste of grass.
"Oops, sorry Inuyasha."
"How'd you do that? That's really cool." Rainey asked very interested.
"It is NOT cool! What are you, a sadist? For the record that hurts like hell every time she does that." Inuyasha said, somewhat appalled and irritated.
"See those beads around his neck?" Kagome interrupted hurriedly before he could say anything else that would offend Rainey, motivating her to violence. "Well, when I first met him, Kaede had to put those on him to keep him from killing me. They're magical prayer beads. Whenever I sat the word 'sit' his face...
*Whoosh*
*Bam*
...gets rammed to the ground. Oops, sorry again."
*grr.*
"Well let's go to Kaede's and get something to eat." Kagome laughed nervously as she backed away from crazy ½ demon.
END OF CHAPTER 3
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"O.K. let's recap, He's a ½ demon, and was pinned to a tree for 50 years by his old girlfriend, you're her reincarnation, you broke some powerful sacred jewel, and some monkey wants it to take over. Right?" Rainey asked.
"Well, basically, yeah." Kagome answered. She had just spent the better part of an hour explaining the odd situation to Rainey while she listening in awe.
"You still haven't told me who these other people are." Rainey said as she looked around the little half circle they were sitting in.
"Oops, how rude of me." Kagome got up and introduced all the different characters.
"This," Kagome said picking up the small fox/child thing "is Shippo. He's a young fox demon."
"Pleased to make you acquaintances." Shippo said.
"This is Sango, the demon exterminator" she said putting a hand on the woman's shoulder "And her cat Kirara"
"So you're a demon exterminator sitting up here with a bunch of demons?"
"Yeah" she said, having never stopped to think about just how strange that sounded.
"That's Miroku. He's a monk," She said, pointing to the man dressed like a priest.
He quickly stood up and shook Raney's hand. "Beautiful maiden, our journey is perilous and I do not want to leave this earth with out knowing I have someone to take up my work, should something happen. So please, bear my child."
'Beautiful maiden? Someone is definitely smoking some-'
"Wait, come again?" Rainey asked, not sure she heard what she thought she'd heard.
"Bear my child." Miroku answered. Yep, she heard correctly.
*SLAP*
Miroku fell on the ground with a rather red handprint on his face. From the way his eyes were twitching, you could tell he wasn't gonna come to for a while.
"Couldn't have done it better myself." Sango smiled and shook Rainey's hand. "I like her." She said to Kagome.
"Does this perv do that often?" Rainey asked.
"Yeah, gross huh?"
Kagome continued on with the introductions "And you've already met Inuyasha."
Inuyasha had recuperated by now, and was sitting in a tree high up, quietly watching the drama unfold.
"Feh"
"Is he always so grumpy?" Rainey asked. Yeah, so she had kicked him. He had it coming. But he didn't have to stay mad.
"I heard that!" he called from the tree.
"Am I supposed to be bothered by that? I don't particularly care." Rainey shot back. She had recovered over the shock of meeting a demon, and was now very annoyed.
Inuyasha jumped down from the tree, stood in front of Rainey and bent down to talk to her. "Look, you wench, I don't know how you got here-"
*smack*
"DON'T
*smack*
YOU
*smack*
EVER
*smack*
CALL
*smack*
ME
*smack*
A
*smack*
WENCH
*smack*
AGAIN!!!"
*PUNCH*
"Whoa!!!" the group said in unison.
Rainey *breathes heavily* "Jerk." She muttered as she stepped over the dog demon's convulsing body.
She pointed over to Sango, Shippo and Kagome, "Exactly how do you put up with a perverted monk, and a dog demon who needs anger management?"
"Not as well as you" Sango replied, still smiling.
"I have a question," Shippo said jumping up and down "how DID you get here?"
"Yeah, that's a good question" Kagome said.
"Well I was looking out my window, saw you go to the shrine, followed you, idiotically jumped down that gross well- by the way, what's wrong with you? There are SKULLS in that well. Or didn't you notice?-and ended up here with a fox demon, a psychotic dog demon, a demon exterminator, and a perverted monk. Although I think I was knocked out for a little, cuz I have this huge lump on my head. Hey, I'm kinda hungry. Anything to eat around here?" Rainey replied in one breath extremely fast.
"Oh yeah, I'm hungry too. We were on our way to get something to eat, when I realized I lost one of our shards. Inuyasha flipped out and I had to tell him to 'sit'"
Inuyasha had just been getting up when Kagome said it. The "s" word. He rolled his eyes as...
*Whoosh*
*Bam*
...he was slammed into the ground. He seemed to be there a lot lately. He was starting to get used to the taste of grass.
"Oops, sorry Inuyasha."
"How'd you do that? That's really cool." Rainey asked very interested.
"It is NOT cool! What are you, a sadist? For the record that hurts like hell every time she does that." Inuyasha said, somewhat appalled and irritated.
"See those beads around his neck?" Kagome interrupted hurriedly before he could say anything else that would offend Rainey, motivating her to violence. "Well, when I first met him, Kaede had to put those on him to keep him from killing me. They're magical prayer beads. Whenever I sat the word 'sit' his face...
*Whoosh*
*Bam*
...gets rammed to the ground. Oops, sorry again."
*grr.*
"Well let's go to Kaede's and get something to eat." Kagome laughed nervously as she backed away from crazy ½ demon.
END OF CHAPTER 3
Well, whatcha think? Love it, hate it? Well tell me in a review!!! More on the way!!!