A/N: We're back! Yes we are, with crazy insanity with the Disney World Crew. Eh, yeah...Anyway, here we are! Live! And in color!
Chapter Thirty-Two: Trouble in Disney World...
"What? What's wrong with a goat?" Denethor asks Mary, who is running around.
"Because it's a GOAT! Don't you get it, you creepy old man?? IT'S A GOAT!!! A GOAT!! GOATS WILL DESTROY YOUR HOME!! THEY EAT EVERYTHING! YOU CAN'T REST WITH A GOAT IN THE HOUSE!!" Mary screams.
"Hey, I'm not creepy!"
"YOU ARE IF YOU WANT A GOAT!!" Mary yells back.
"Anyway, can't you just help me buy that little one? Look at its suffering! Look! Isn't it heartwrenching? Doesn't it make you want to cry?" Denethor asks.
"Oh, now you can detect suffering??" Mary asks.
"Its eyes are mirrors of its pain! Mary, we have to buy that goat for Orliey! She'll be so happy!" Denethor says.
"Why?" Mary asks, falling down.
"Please? What if Faramir got you a goat?"
"I'd eat it!" "MARY!!""Fine! Fine, we'll see if we can buy the goat!" Mary says.
The two walk over to the Keeper of the Goats, a man named Harley.
"Yeah?" Harley asks.
"Uh, my, er, dad, eh, here wants to know if he can purchase a goat for his, er, wedding anniversary present." Mary says.
"Want a goat, old man?" Harley asks.
"Well, I was hoping, I mean..."
"What are you gonna give me if I give you a goat?""The chance to walk away unharmed!" Mary interjects.
"No, actually, 25,000 dollars." Denethor says.
"Frekkin a! That's a lot of money!" Harley says.
"Damn straight." Denethor says.
"All right, hand it over and I'll give you the goat." Harley says.
"Ok, Mary, get the goat." Denethor says, as Mary jumps into the goat pen.
"Eew! I landed in something! EEH! It's SQUISHY! Ahh! This is vile! You're never gonna be forgiven for this, Denny! Just wait until..." Mary says, wandering through the goat pen. "Which one?"
"That one! No, the one next to it! No, the other one!"
"This one?" Mary asks, lifting up a small tiny goat.
"That's it!"
Mary places the goat under her arm and climbs out.
"Here, sir." Denethor says, handing Harley 25,000 dollars...Gondorian Money.
"HEY! You freak! Gimme Money!"
"I did!" Denethor says.
"REAL MONEY!!!" Harley yells as he sets the goats loose on Mary, Denethor, and the little goat. And they're not nice goats. They're goats with red eyes and sharp horns and pointed teeth.
"RUNNNN!!" Mary screams, starting down the way to the group.
"I CAN'T!" Denethor moans."WHAT? Shit!" Mary says, looking around. Then...
"Wait! We'll hijack a golf cart! Get in, old man!" Mary yells, pulling Denethor into the cart.
"What are you---" Denethor asks, but is cut out by the squeal of the tires.
"HOLD ON!!" Mary says, driving recklessly through the streets of Disney World.
"Look out! It's MICKEY!!" Denethor screams, as Mary plows him over.
Mary swerves and hits an old lady, also, and Mickey is pissed so he chases them, along with the goats.
"AAA! Mickey's chasing us!!" Denethor yells as Mary tries to avoid Snow White.
"Too late! Dang it!" Mary says, taking down Snow White as well.
"Who's next?" Denethor asks sarcastically.
"Well, maybe...Aladin!" Mary yells, plowing through the Genie and Aladin.
The golf cart is now running low on fuel, although they don't know it.
"Look! There's Boromir!" Mary yells.
"How can you tell?"
"Ah, because I'm smart?" Mary says. The golf cart arrives at the Group's location, when suddenly...
"Uh, Mary, why are Aladin, the Genie, Snow White, Mickey Mouse, and a herd of goats chasing you and my dad?" Faramir asks.
"Long story." Mary says, rushing the group into a large 10 seat golf cart. They start zipping down the streets.
"Eew! Dad, this goat just left a present on my shoe!" Boromir whines.
"Be thankful it's not your head!" Tina screams.
"What?"
"NEVERMIND!!" Tina yells.
"Sorry."
Tina, Frodo, Kay, Pippin, Mary, Faramir, Boromir, Breck, Denethor and Orliey are now near the entrance/exit, when...
"Shoot! Man, this thing has to run out of gas now??" Mary yells, trying to get the engine to start, as it splutters and dies.
"That's it! We're done for!" Boromir wails.
"Don't worry! We'll die in each other's arms!" Breck says.
"While I admire your romance, NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!" Mary screams.
"Sor-RY!" Breck and Boromir say.
"Start, damn you, start!" Mary says.
"Face it, Mary, it's NOT GONNA START!!" Boromir yells.
"DAMN IT!" Mary screams, as everyone else gets out and Mary kicks it hard with her foot.
"DAMN!" Mary screams, as she crumples to the ground, holding her foot in pain.
"Ah! Is that blood??" Boromir asks, looking at Mary's broken toe.
"Can't...move...lots of...pain." Mary moans.
"Hate to break it to you, but the angry mob is coming!" Denethor shrieks, as the group turns and sees a mob, complete with torches, pitchforks, and Mickey Mouse, the Genie, Aladin, Snow White, Gimli and Gandalf in the lead.
"Is that Gimli?"
"That can't be Gandalf!"
"It is! RUNNNN!!" They group says, as Denethor steals some old lady's crutches and crutches (hee!) out to the parking lot, Breck and Boromir hold hands and run like hell, Mary limps, while holding on to Faramir for support, and Tina carries Frodo so he can get out quicker.
"My toe! My toe my toe my toe!" Mary screams, falling to the ground.
"Eeew! It's dislocated and broken!" Boromir says.
"Hurry! I'll carry you!" Faramir says.
"What? HELL NO!!" Mary says as Faramir picks her up.
"Oww! Boromir, I think I, cough cough, broke my toe as well! Can you carry me?" Breck asks Boromir, clearly faking her illness.
"Pip, I'd love to let you carry me, but I think I'd kill you, so..." Kay says, picking up Pippin and running.
"Ahhh!!" Everyone in the mob screams.
"Oof! Faramir, put me DOWN!" Mary screams.
"But you're injured!" Faramir protests. "It's my Prince of Ithilien-ly duty to carry you!"
"Whatever! Look, the car's right there..."
Suddenly, the Mob sets fire to the Entrance way gate.
"Hey! Breck and Boromir are still in there!"
"CRAP!" Denethor moans.
Suddenly, Boromir and Breck appear out of the rubble (pretend there was an Earthquake or something). Boromir is wearing a white shirt with a low V-neck, that has burn marks from the flames and black leather pants. Breck is wearing a red tango dress (you know, that's frilly with spaghetti straps) with burn marks on it, as well. Like from those romance novel covers, you know?
"Whoa...Boromir!" Pippin says."They made it!"
"Huzzah!"
Boromir carries Breck over to the Crew.
"Why are you dressed like a guy from a really bad romance movie?" Tina asks."Because we were in a scene from one." Boromir explains.
"I got to faint!" Breck says.
"Wow.." Mary says, jumping into the car. Everyone else does so, as well.
A/N: Next, we'll go fine dining! Review, please!!!