A/N: I'm back! Don't you love me? Figured as much. Anyway, we're live at the Hotel!! This one is for both people, because, really, how fun is it to be at an opera? Not very, I can tell you.
Chapter Thirty-Four: We're WHAT??
With the Infamous Opera Group...
"Wow, that was winderful! Wasn't that wonderful, Haldir?" Galadriel asks.
"I suppose so...uh, yeah..."
"Wow, let's go home!"
"You mean to the hotel."
"Yes, that!" Galadriel says, fainting. Perhaps she's had a bt too much excitement seeing and opera.
With the others...
"Man, that opera was BORING! I mean, it was worse than Elrond's Piano lessons!" Arwen complains.
"Yeah, I know! Who wants to see a play about the devil?" Aragorn moans.
"Not me!"
"Hey, did anyone notice if Eowyn snuck out with us?"Aragorn asks, while casting a scared look behind himself.
"Dear lord, I hope not!" Merry moans.
Everyone piles into the car and drives towards the hotel.
With the Dieney World Crew...
"Man, can we go hoooomee?" Frodo whines.
"Man, did you have to eat those beans? I mean, this car SMELLS because of you! I can't believe you, Frodo Baggins!" Denethor yells.
"Boromir, why can't you yell at your dad for yelling at little people? WHY ME??" Mary screams.
"Because it's fun to yell at you! You get so mad!" Boromir says.
"THAT'S IT, BOROMIR! You are going DOWN!"
"See what I mean?" Boromir whispers to Breck.
Mary makes a violent attempt to kill Boromir, but Faramir restrains her.
"Damn it, Faramir!" Mary yells.
"What?"
"Lookee here, we're at the hotel!"
"Yay. Now I don't have to be locked up with Boromir in a car."
"You say that like it's a bad thing." Breck says.
"Well, it's all in the eye of the beholder!" Mary says.
"Now, now, ladies, there's enought Boromir for both of you!" Boromir says.
"You know, that's about the most perverted thing I've heard since yesterday."
"Mary!"Denethor says.
"What? Boromir was being a PERVERT!"
"What did you just call me?"
"A PERVERT, you PERVY PERVERTED PERVERT!!!"
"Mary, stop fouling up the car with your obscenities!"
"It's foul enough with YOU IN IT!"
"OOOOOOH! BURN!!!" Say some kids. Lord knows how they got there.
"At least Boromir doesn't like porno." (See what college age kids talk about? See? And 8th graders, because that's what my cousins say all the time!)
"Do you know that for sure?" Boromir asks, raising an eyebrow quizically.
"EEW! STOP BEING PERVERTED!!!!"
"Why did you mention fire and/or burning around my dad? Now we have to go through it all over again!"
"It's ok! I've got a straightjacket!" Pippin says.
"How on earth do you get a straightjacket?" Kay asks.
"Er, because I have to be restrained a lot?"
"Wow..."
"You know, there's something wrong with all of us? I mean, Boromir's a perv, Denethor's a pyro, Pippin's a psycho, Frodo...well, he's a bit weird, and Faramir likes Finding Nemo!" Mary says.
"You said you'd never tell! And if you did, it would be on the day you stopped loving me!" Faramir whines.
"Faramir, you're confusing real life with a famous song."
"Sorry."
"It's alright. And I still love you."
"Thank you."
"Mary, since you're such a fault finder, what's wrong with all you women?" Boromir asks.
"We're all normal, Boromir, you PERV."
"Can you just drop the subject??" Denethor roars.
"Fine, you pyro goat lover!"
"STOP IT!"
So everyone kind of runs inside and goes to their room.
20 minutes later...
"All right, people, I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of Florida. All in favor of going home?" Aragorn asks.
Nearly everyone raises their hand.
"Good. We leave tomorrow. Get your car buddies, ok?"
"I CALL MARY'S CONVERTABLE!!!" Pippin yells, as Galadriel yells, "I CALL BOROMIR'S TWO-SEATER!!!"
"NOOOO!! I am NOT RIDING WITH DENETHOR IN THE SUV FROM HELL!!" Mary screams.
"Please, chill!"
"Rarrr, Faramir, rarrrrr." Mary says.
"I call Mr. Frodo's van!" Sam yells.
"DAMN YOU, SAM! Now I have to ride with the crazy bunch!"
"Ha, Mr. Frodo, ha."
"I'll come with you! I'm faithful!" Tina says.
"Wow, Sam, at least someone loves me!"
"Why on earth is everyone a perv? Why?" Mary asks.
"STOP SAYING THAT WORD!!" Denethor yells.
"All right, can we just leave? I'm sick and tired of Florida. And Iget my own car!" Aragorn says.
So everyone decided to leave Florida. Yeah!
A/N: If you thought this chapter funny beyond compare or disgusting, drop me a line! I'd love to hear from you. And we're all gonna go home! Hooray!!