A/N: It's the Halloween Special! Featuring random and crazy people trick-or-treating! Shocking! Let's see what happens, shall we? Oh, for you who ask (Kay!!) Mary is going to find out about her ruined car in the next chapter, which is another just there chapters, but it will serve a point!!

Side note: Due to all the reviews with, "Can I have so-and-so??" hotdogfish is going to get CELEBORN

And everyone else can fight it out for Gimli, Saruman, Gandalf, Gollum, Theoden and Grima.

Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Apartment Costume Special!!

Sam, Frodo, Kay, Tina, Pippin, Tulip, and Annabel are all standing outside in the cold, waiting for Merry to get the free trick-or-treat bags at Carson's.

"ARE YOU DONE YET?" Frodo screams.

Merry runs out, handing everone a small bag.

"Here you go...and one for you...and one for you..."

Soon, everyone has their plastic bags. Pippin, Merry, Annabel and Kay have decided to go as the Flintstones, and Sam, and Tulip are going as M&Ms, and Frodo is a pirate looking not unlike Jack Sparow, and Tina is a princess in black, like a Gothic Princess or something. So they all walk around the suburb of Little Waffles, Maine (not a real place) baging on doors and frightening little children.

Meanwhile, back at the Apartment Complex...

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What?"

"What the !!!!" Elrond whines, holding up his ruined costume. He was planning to go as Neo from the Matrix.

"What's wrong with it?" Eowyn asks, fully decked out in her army dude costume.

"Well, see, there's this little spot of pop right there..."

"Where?"

"Yeah, I don't see it. You see it, Theoden?" Asks Eomer, who is also going as an army dude.

"Nope." Eomer says, also an army dude.

"Well, that's because you're all IMBICILES!!!" Elrond screams.

"Geeze, don't have a cow!!"

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM, THOU PATRONIZERS OF RAP!!!" Elrond yells.

So they run out.

At Mary's place...

"Oh shit oh shit oh shit!!!" Mary screams, running around the place in a black dress, the sleeves knocking over just about everything.

"What?" Faramir asks, stepping out of the bathroom, his cape askew and his mask on backwards.

"I LOST THE DAMN SASH FOR THE DAMN DRESS IN THIS DAMN MESS!!" Mary yells, kicking some dirty clothes.

"Calm down. It's all right." Faramir says. "What does it look like?"

"Er, it's red...and...shashy..." Mary says.

"You mean this?" Faramir asks, holding up a long piced of red silk.

"YES!!" Mary says. "Where the hell was it?"

"Er, right on the dresser..."

"Oh." Mary says, running around.

"Is my cape on right?"

"Er...not really..."

"Really?"

"Yeah, and the mask is on wrong too."

"Oh." Faramir says, walking back into the bathroom as Mary slips on some high-heels that make her instantly about 6 feet tall, which is a problem when you have a dress with sleeves that reach the floor and knock over everything.

At Boromir's place...

"Oooh, look, they actually whirr!" Boromir says, flicking a switch as his little Van Helsing-y whirring blades that spin things, well...whirr.

"That's awesome!" Breck says, picking up a stake.

"Are we all set to go hunt vampires?"

"Of course!"

So they are all set and walk out into the lobby, where everyone decided to meet.

10 minutes later...

Everyone is all sitting around in the lobby, Mary playing with the real sword she decided to wear, Boromir nervously holding a cross, Faramir staring at the stairway, Elrond moping about in the corner, and the Rohan group sitting around. Aragorn and Arwen have gone to some snazzy place for dinner, and the Hobbits and their dates have already gone. It seems the only ones not going are Haldir, Legolas, Galadriel, and Celeborn. But that's wrong.

Galadriel and Haldir are already dressed up as Romeo and Juliet, and have already been out for a while.

Denethor and Orliey have been sitting out there for a while with their giant bucket of candy.

So everyone decides to go out. About time!!

Elrond and Kashmir (crazy-haldir-fancier, NFG) have just left, as Trinity and Neo from the Matrix.

So everyone sets out on the Realm of Terror.

With Breck and Boromir...

"Look! A house with...are those dollars??" Breck says.

Breck and Boromir run up the steps to the aforementioned house, looking at a bowl of dollars.

"So it is! Heavens to betsy!!" Breck says.

"Let's take it all!"

"All right!"

So they all dump it into the king-sized pillowcase they're using as a trick-or-treat bag. So high class.

"Wait...are you sure we can have all the money?" Breck asks.

"There. That's the end of it."

"Uh, this isn't stealing, is it?"

"Pretty sure it's not..."

So they start to walk off, with about a hundred or so dollars in their candy sack.

With Mary and Faramir...

"Trick or treat!!"

"Awwww, aren't you so cute! And what might you be?" asks the elderly lady who opens the door, Aunt Sallie.

"Well, I'm the Phantom of the Opera..." Faramir says.

"And I'm a warrior elf queen." Mary says, revealing her beautiful sword.

"Isn't that nice." Aunt Sallie says.

"Er, trick or treat?"

"Oh, yes!" Sallie says, dropping a large king size bag of candy into each of their pillow cases.

"Er, thanks!" Mary and Faramir say, running to the next house.

With the Hobbits...

"Aww, and are these little children so adorable!" Say Marge and Maggie, two 85 year old women.

"Er, well, this one," Tina says, revealing Frodo, "Is actually my boyfriend. And everyone else here is with a little...hobbit...too."

"That's unheard of! What, they must be 3 years old!"

"Well, actually, I'm 50..." Frodo says.

"Wow, for a 50 year old he don't look too bad." Maggie whispers to Marge.

"I heard that! Back off, this hobbit hottie is mine!"Tina says.

"Well, rarrrrr. Have some candy." Marge says, depositing some candy into the pillow cases.

"Thanks!!!!!!" say the Hobbits and their dates, as they walk off.

With Elrond and Kashmir...

"Look! Little children! Let's scare them!" Elrond says, as Kashmir laughs maniacly.

"Hey, there, little kiddies! What've you got there?"

"Uh, shaving cream and eggs..."

"And what are you going to do with them?" Elrond asks.

"THROW THEM AT YOUR FACE!!!" They scream, then run away.

"Owww! Egg shell in my eye! EGG SHELL IN MY EYE!!"

"Oh, dear, it's ok!"

"IT BURNS!!! IT STINGS!!! DAMN THOSE KIDS!!!"

"Now, now, Elrondy, don't get mad. Get even!"

"Riiiight." And so Elrond started his eeeeviiiiiiiiil plan...

Back at The Apartment...

"I'm so bored! This is the worst halloween ever!" Gimli pouts.

"Can it be because you don't have a girl?" Gandalf muses, smoking his pipe.

"What? Wha...what?"

"Sorry, Gimlio, but he's right...I think. I DON'T HAVE A GIRL EITHER!!!!" Sauruman wails.

"Pullsss yourssself together, preciousss." Gollum hisses, patting Sauruman on the back.

"Are you...hitting on me?"

"Well..."

"EEEW!!!! Slime bag!"

With Denethor and Orliey...

"Look! Children!"

"Hello, kiddies!" Denethor says happily.

"Er, yeah, what're you giving away?"

"M&M's, Milky Way, Almond Joys..."

"Can I have a bit of each?" asks a kid.

"Sure. Help yourselves..."

And in a flash, all the candy is gone.

"WHAT? GIVE IT BACK!!!"

"HAAAA, you old loser!"

"What...wha...huh?"

"It's ok, dearest, you've got me."

"I know...hey, let's get married!"

"IN VEGAS!!"

"SO TOTALLY!!! Let's tell the others!!"

A/N: That's the little added bonus. My appologies for not updating yesterday, but I had a basketball game and then I got sick. In fact, I still am. But here it is, so enjoy!