A/N: Hello. I am BACK! Muahahahaha! Anyway, in this chapter we shall start the long journey to the beach! You may think this will be fun, but my dear friend, you are wrong...muahaha!


Chapter 45: Going to The Beach!

In Denethor's room...

"I can't believe I have to pay." Denethor mutters, packing up his suitcase, walking around in a shirt that says, "Life Guard" and red swimtrunks.

"Be quiet. It's not flattering." Orliey says, wearing one of those beach dress things and sandals.

"Whatever. We are leaving today, right?"

"Uh, right."

"Good, then."

The two walk out and towards the indoor garage thing.

With Mary and Faramir...

"I can't find my beach stuff..." Faramir says, looking under Mary's bed.

"Why would it be in my room?"

"I don't know..."

"And you checked your room?"

"Yeah!" Faramir says, standing up. He has lovely black and red swim trunks and a very lovely black and white tye-dyed shirt.

"Well, maybe they're in the car!" Mary offers, managing to close her suitcase, packed with a few t-shirts and shorts and other stuff.

"Maybe it's in the closet!" Faramir says, walking towards Mary's closet.

"NO! Don't THINK about opening that door! Don't-----"

But it is too late. Faramir opens the door and a large avalanche of...stuff...falls out, including 2 amplifiers, a guitar, a Yamaha keyboard, a lot of CDs, a couple DVDs and a baseball bat.

"Ouch..." Faramir says, burried under the junk.

"I told you not to open the door, but noooo, someone had to open the door! Now I have to jam it all back in."

"Well, can't we just organize it?" Faramir asks.

Mary acts like this is a betrayl and sudden death. "Organize it?? Well, maybe when we get back or something."

After Mary grabs the CDs from the pile, they run out to the car.

With Merry, Pippin, Kay, and Annabell..

"Sunscreen?"

"Check."

"Snaky, junky food?"

"Check."

"CDs?"

"Check."

"Caffeine loaded drinks?"

"Roger."

"Beach materials, i.e. sunglasses, swimsuit, etc.?"

"Check."

"Good. We're all set to go. Who're we going with?"

"Ah...."

"Whatever. Someone will give us a ride...I hope..."

They walk out to the garage.

20 minutes later...

"Are we all here?" Denethor asks.

Kay, Annabel, Tina, Mary, Orliey, Alekey, Breck, hotdogfish, Celeborn, Boromir, Gimli, Faramir, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin look up, smiling and looking all set to go to the beach in their beach wear.

"Ok, since Aragorn and Arwen are not going, Kay, Merry, Annabell, and Pippin will get his Honda. You're all short, you can smush in and fit. Mary and Faramir are getting Mary's car, Breck and Boromir get his car, and anyone left can all just pile into my SUV." Denethor says.

The people rush off to their cars and start the long drive to...

"CALIFORNIA???"

"What? Denethor, what are you talking about?"

"Who booked a hotel in California??"

"Boromir!" someone screams.

"Wow. Just wow."

"Do the others know?"

"We'll just tell them over the car intercom system."

"We have a car intercom system?"

Denethor alerts the other drivers as to the change of plans and soon they are all driving off to California.


A/N: Sorry for a short chapter. I promise the next few will be a bit longer.