A/N: Here we are with part 46. Anyway, we're en route to California. We have a few good events to happen there (muahaha) and I dearly hope California will live. Those seagulls are crazy. I got dive-bombed by one when I was eating a bag of Chee-tos. Evil bird. Anyway, here we go.
Chapter Fourty-Six: En Route to California, part 1: The Hotel
In Denethor's van...
"WHOOO! California here we come!" Tina screams.
"WAHOOOOO!!" Frodo screams.
"I hope California will live," Denethor mutters. In his car are: Frodo, Tina, Orliey, Alekey, hotdogfish, Celeborn, Gimli, Frodo, and of course, the insane former steward himself, Denethor.
"California will have no idea what hit it!" Frodo screams.
"And with my crazy son and his even crazier girlfriend..." Denethor mutters.
"You mean Boromir, right?" Alekey asks.
"I was thinking more of Faramir. Anyway, California will be worse off than if an earthquake hit it!"
"ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE!!!" Gimli screams.
"NO!!! STOP IT!!!" Denethor yells.
"PUT ON THE CD!!"
"NOOO!"
But...suddenly, Aaron Carter's Another Earthquake! fills the car, sending most of the inhabitants (except Gimli) into a severe attack of the Screams.
"TURN IT OFFFFFFFF!" Denethor says, pressing the EJECT button as the CD goes flying out of the CD drive and hitting Celeborn in the head.
"Owww."
12 minutes later, after hotdogfish has comforted Celeborn from his post-traumatic stress, Denethor calls up the other drivers.
In Mary's Car...
Mary is eating a bowl of pre-cooked yet cold Spaghetti-O's, driving with her knees, and staring at the road as she listens to her music. Faramir is highlighting their route and worriyng that Mary will get them both killed. Mary, seemingly unconcerned with the whole ordeal, is just eating her food with a spork.
"Mary, can you drive with your hands?"
"Sure! Here, hold the food." Mary says, shoving the large bowl of Spaghetti-O's into Faramir's hands.
Faramir breaths a sigh of relief as Mary takes the wheel in 2 hands and drives normally. Well, as normally as Mary can drive (Fine until someone cuts her off).
"Ok, so we're going to California. I hear there's crazy seagulls out there that peck out your eyes and steal your cheese sandwitches." Mary says.
"Wow...no wonder Dad wanted to go there. He loves those crazy birds." Faramir says, shiddering involuntarily.
"What?"
"Well, Dad had a pet crow that kind of went crazy one day and ate the food we were eating. Then it died."
"That's sad." Mary says, frowning.
"I know!"
The two sit in silence as they drive onwards towards California.
"Where are we exactly going in California?" Faramir asks.
"Er...I think you dad said Los Angeles, San Francisco, Oakland, San Diego, and Annaheim." Mary says. (I am sorry if I spelled any of those wrong.)
"Ok. So what are we going to do?"
"Good question."
"You don't know?"
"Hey, no one told me! Just hand over those yummy Spaghetti-O's and I'll be fine." Mary says, grabbing the Spaghetti-O's.
"How can you eat those? They're cold!"
"It's just like cold Pizza."
"Well, that's good, but this is just...weird! I mean, the sauce is all chunky and the pasta is cold and...that's weird!"
"So?" Mary asks.
Faramir shrugs and looks ahead at the road. Mary speeds up and looks at the road. An eerie silence fills the car.
"Why is there an eerie silence in the car?" Faramir asks.
In Denethor's Van...
"Tiiiiiime is on my side, yes it is!! Tiiiiime is on my side, yes it is!!" Everyone sings.
"Now you always said, that's the way it would be..." Frodo says.
"But you'll come running back, you'll come running back, you'll come running back to me-eee-ee!Time, time, time is on my side, YES IT IS!" Everyone sings.
"Ok, everyone, let's sing another song. Any suggestions?"
"Oooh! Into the West!" Gimli says.
"All right..."
"WHAT can you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE on the HORIZONNNNNN! Why do the WHIIIIIIIIIIIIITE GULLS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL??" Gimli screams.
"Shouldn't we start at the start?" Frodo asks.
"Too late. New song."
"Smells like Teen Spirit!!!"
"NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA!!!!" Frodo screams.
"Er...that's not how it goes."
"Close enough."
"Load up on guns and bring your friends, It's fun to lose and to pretend!" Pippin says.
"Hey, isn't that the hotel we booked for the night?"
"Yeah! Pull in!"
After everyone pulls in, they dump their stuff out of the trunks, they pile it onto a cart thing (You know, those things hotels have that drive everyone crazy) and go into the lobby, Merry, Pippin, and Frodo riding on top of the luggage and laughing.
"Can I help you?" Asks Louis, the desk clerk.
"Yeah. We booked a floor. So can we get the keys?" Denethor asks.
"Name?"
"Denethor."
Louis clicks the mouse and soon the cardkeys to the rooms and they all lug their luggage up the stairs to floor 2.
A/N: The next chapter will include us running around the hotel scaring people and going swimming and to the exercise room. Also, it will include some people ordering room service and other things that go wrong at hotels.