A/N: Ok. Here we are at the Hotel. Of course we are all gonna freak out the other patrons. The "Time is on my Side" song is called (GASP!) "Time is on my Side" by the Rolling Stones. So. Yeah. Anyway, enjoy...
Chapter Fourty-Seven: How to NOT act in a Hotel.
On the 2nd Floor, around 6:30 PM...
"All right, everyone, we got this whole floor, so I want everyone to get rooms and yeah! Now, obviously, if you are dating, you might as well just get a room to yourself. Now go!" Denethor screams, handing out the card keys.
Mary and Faramir run to room 233 as Breck and Boromir get room 202. Denethor and Orliey claim room 200, as far away from Mary and Faramir as possible. Pippin and Kay get connecting rooms with Annabel and Merry. Celeborn and hotdogfish run into room 215. Alekey and Gimli get room 222, and Tina and Frodo get room 232, which connects with Mary and Faramir's (to plot out evil robe burning strategies...).
After everyone is settled into their rooms and has flipped through the cable chanels at least 20 times only to find there's nothing on, they decide to go...SWIMMING!!
So everyone dons their swim gear and heads down to the lovely large indoor heated pool with sauna and hot tub/whirlpool-y thing in the lovely pool area that smells like chlorine.
"AHHHH!"
"What? Faramir, what is it?"
"There's a ghost in swimtrunks!!! AHHH!"
"Er, Faramir, that's Denethor."
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Man, Denethor, haven't you heard of TANNING LOTION??" Mary screams.
"EEK! Man, put on a shirt or something!" Tina says.
A few moments later...
"LEGOLAS!" Frodo screams.
"PANSYPANTS!!!"
Yeah, it's Middle Earth Marco Polo. Soon, everyone is running around the pool (NOT SAFE!) playing Legolas Pansypants. Then...
"GOTCHA!" Frodo screams, tagging Pippin. Frodo is wearing lovely green trunks, and Pippin has dark blue trunks on.
"Fine, fine fine. LEGOLAS!" Pippin screams.
"PANSYPANTS!"
Eventually, Pippin tags Orliey, in a nice red swimsuit. The game continues. Everyone, now waterlogged, crawls out of the pool and sits on the nice comfy loungechairs. Tina has a green swimsuit on, Kay has a light blue suit on, Faramir has black trunks with flames on the sides, Mary has a black surf outfit with flames on it, Denethor has his red trunks on, Gimli has board shorts and a t-shirt on, Alekey has a suit with flowers on it, hotdogfish has a pink suit on, Celeborn has blue trunks on, and if you weren't mentioned, just imagine!
Merry throws a Sploosh Fish (the kind you soak with water and it goes SPLOOSH!) at Pippin, and soon an all out Sploosh Fish war has broken out. Alekey calls a halt in the fighting to pick teams.
Team 1 is: Mary, Faramir, Alekey, Gimli, Pippin, Kay, Frodo, and Tina
Team 2 is: Boromir, Breck, Denethor, Orliey, Annabel, Merry, hotdogfish, and Celeborn.
"FIRE!!!!!" Pippin screams, as the Sploosh Fish War continues.
Just then, a vacationing family enters the pool room.
"YEAH! Take that, Denethor!" Mary screams, throwing a flaming sploosh fish (I don't think that would work...) at Denethor.
"TAKE THIS!" Denethor screams, throwing it back at Mary.
"FIRE!"
"Uh..." Mom Vacationer says.
"Oh, sorry. Here, you can use the pool. Ok, gang, we're packing up!" Denethor says.
The group walks out, receiving weird looks from the family of vacationers.
Later, around 8:00...
"I'm hungry." Pippin says.
"So am I." Mary says, throwing a ball against a wall and catching it again.
"Hmmm..." Denethor says, staring at the ceiling.
"Can we get pizza?" Orliey asks.
"What about Chinese food?" Mary suggests.
"What about room service?" Denethor asks.
"Yeah...that's good." Mary agrees. "We can eat it here."
"Cool."
"Ok, write down what you want and I'll order." Denethor says.
Everyone writes something down on the yellow legal tablet and Denethor runs off to his room to order.
Twenty Minutes Later...
"Roomservice!" Says the happy roomservice man, knocking on Mary's door.
"Hey, turn that music down!" Denethor screams from inside. The music goes down 1 point of volume.
"Sorry, " Denethor says, opening the door.
"Your roomservice," the roomservice man says. He wheels a tray into the room, as Denethor hands him a creditcard.
"Thanks." Denethor says, as the transaction is complete.
The roomservice man leaves.
"FOOD!" Pippin and Merry scream. They pounce on the cart.
"Off! Back you devils!" Denethor yells, hitting Merry and Pippin with a bottle of ketchup.
"Ok, can't you just give us the food?" Mary asks.
"Ok. For Mary...Seasame and Orange Chicken with Lo Mein, for Faramir, a Philly Cheese Steak, for the Hobbits, 8 large pizzas, for Alekey and Gimli, a full set of ribs, for Orliey, a burger, and for myself...CHICKEN!" Denethor says.
"AHHHH! NOT CHICKEN!!!" Everyone screams.
A/N: This chapter was a bit long-ish, so I'll stop here. The next chapter (Which takes a while because school/other things and because I like long chapters) will have us on the road again.