Elrond the Queen
Disclaimer: As far as I know I did not write Lord of the Rings. It seems I am not rolling in my grave or jumping in piles of money so it seems i have no affiliation whatsoever with anything Lord of the Rings like. These, although are my own words so I would appreciate it if you didn't 'borrow' them or 'steal' them. If you would like them u can ask.
Elrond is a gorgeous fellow
When Frodo was sick he gave him jell-o
It fixed him up and he was fine
(Thank God he didn't break his spine!)
Elrond's hair is long and brown
When he's happy he still has to frown
His daughter loves his adopted son
But she is not the only one
He has two sons that I don't know
Coz I've only seen the movie show
I'm finding it hard to make this rhyme
And I'm running out of school class time
So I may end this poem here
And go away to drink a beer
But alcohol is bad and it tastes kinda weird
Wouldn't Elrond look pretty with a beard?
Maybe you're right, he probably wouldn't
But that doesn't mean he really shouldn't
As long as he wears his tiara and dress
The fan-girls will cry and scream in distress
I'm not gonna write that I think he is gay
You can write a review and have your own say
I think Lord Elrond is incredible hot!
Omg I'm just kidding! You think that I'm not?
He was cool in the Matrix, and Prescilla the Queen
A tiara, a dress, it's all the same scene
I just got interrupted for a phone conversation
Think Elrond and Legolas bat for the same station?
This is getting stupid, and you probably hate it
But it's almost the end, are you glad you made it?
Please write a review, don't leave me hanging
Or I'll write a tune for this to be sang in!
Thank you for reading, luck be with all
I hope you don't suffer an unlucky fall.